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Phylum · #31 04-02-2011, 10:49 PM

What's like an optical illusion?

enchilado · #32 04-02-2011, 10:57 PM

The way you don't notice that fucking blue monster until someone fucking points it out to you.

Phylum · #33 04-02-2011, 11:53 PM

Oh! I see now! Wow!

***Nate*** · #34 04-02-2011, 11:59 PM

That's enough spam, thanks.

CrissCross · #35 04-03-2011, 12:03 AM

thats better

EDIT: sorry nate i posted before i saw your'e post

***Nate*** · #36 04-03-2011, 01:44 AM

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your'e

Technically I'm breaching my own rule, but I'm a mod so I don't give a fuck.

Read this, CrissCross: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe

CrissCross · #37 04-03-2011, 01:48 AM

sorry nate i've been using apostraphes everywhere lately
its just a habit

***Nate*** · #38 04-03-2011, 01:50 AM

Try harder. It's in the rules.

enchilado · #39 04-03-2011, 01:50 AM

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its just a habit

You're doing this deliberately.

CrissCross · #40 04-03-2011, 02:08 AM

sorry i'll use apostraphes properly now and only when needed

***Wil*** · #41 04-03-2011, 03:01 AM

Thank's.

Havoc · #42 04-03-2011, 05:44 AM

Im sure ever'yone wi'll appreci'tte i't.

***Nate*** · #43 04-03-2011, 06:04 AM

And now we return to "That's enough spam, thanks." status. Thanks.

MA · #44 04-03-2011, 11:17 AM

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EDIT: sorry nate i posted before i saw your'e post

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sorry nate i've been using apostraphes everywhere lately

:

sorry i'll use apostraphes properly now and only when needed

sorry nate. sorry.

scrabface · #45 04-03-2011, 11:25 AM

And again, Molluck's Assistant came here with his knowledge of the human nature and cull this young boy struggling hard with the society.

MA · #46 04-03-2011, 11:27 AM

the fuck else am i supposed to do? it makes me feel better about myself.

STM · #47 04-03-2011, 11:58 AM

Or does it make you feel bitter? Deep down, gnawing at your soul.

Pffft, as if. You souless man!

Dixanadu · #48 04-03-2011, 02:41 PM

Am I the only one who genuinely likes this guy?

He's friggin' hilarious.

Dynamithix · #49 04-03-2011, 03:03 PM

Who are you talking about?

Disgruntled Intern · #50 04-03-2011, 03:49 PM

I know this would almost be considered off topic at this point, but instead of crying about not being able to have a wank, why not just get a girlfriend and have a..sex? I mean if you're old enough to move in with a girl, surely you're old enough to put your penis inside one or two of them as well.

Mr. Bungle · #51 04-03-2011, 03:56 PM

Wank all over her pillow. Then find a new place.

Manco · #52 04-03-2011, 03:58 PM

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surely you're old enough to put your penis inside one or two of them as well.

I've heard of double penetration, but this just sounds impossible.

Disgruntled Intern · #53 04-03-2011, 04:57 PM

You'll understand when you're older.

Dixanadu · #54 04-04-2011, 06:14 AM

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Who are you talking about?

CrissCross.

Dynamithix · #55 04-04-2011, 06:15 AM

He's ok.

STM · #56 04-04-2011, 08:32 AM

He's bloody awesome. I want to sniff his hair and share a cookie with him. And on the topic of your problem Scrabface, I agree with Bungle, jizz on her pillow but while she's asleep, she'll wake up with her hair stuck to the pillow. Ehem.

Dixanadu · #57 04-04-2011, 08:56 AM

Fuck that, put your dick in her mouth and take a picture.

OANST · #58 04-04-2011, 08:59 AM

Fuck that, blow her brains out, stick your cock in her ass, and post that shit on facebook.

Havoc · #59 04-04-2011, 10:11 AM

What OANST said. Then wait 4 months for the body to decompose and try to do it again. Then post it on facebook as well.

MeechMunchie · #60 04-04-2011, 10:28 AM

And that's how to make friends. Gu'night, kids!