croatian riots turn into an armed rebelion! -

Ridg3 · #31 03-02-2011, 10:57 AM

Maybe I wasn't clear. You can't wank a woman.

STM · #32 03-02-2011, 11:00 AM

It's just a...never mind, I'll go tell the Irish bloke who wrote it he has no knowledge of how to correctly pleasure a woman or construct dirty humour that is grammatically and anatomically correct.

Ridg3 · #33 03-02-2011, 11:02 AM

Just anatomically. Everything else was fine. Fucking Irish.

STM · #34 03-02-2011, 11:03 AM

Yeh fuck us! Damn potato pickers.

Scraby · #35 03-02-2011, 11:58 AM

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You could use a lamp-post Ridg it'd just be damned painful with on a women who vagina was of normal proportion but you'll be damned if you start taking limericks seriously.

@ Scraby - Stay safe, or, y'know, don't, whichever takes your drift.

thanks for the care

,im still safe in my home,but i dont know for how long,they throw bricks,few days before a driver of a bus got hit by a rock,cuz a guy didnt have a ticket...dang

Dixanadu · #36 03-02-2011, 02:26 PM

I can pleasure goooooooooooooooooood

STM · #37 03-03-2011, 06:39 AM

What are your fees?

@Scraby - That's a good method XD, use it while you can!

Dixanadu · #38 03-03-2011, 07:04 AM

I have no fees, as long as you're to my tastes and are willing to let me do what I want without objection.

@Scraby - Does this mean Croatia won't be in the Euro 2012 qualifiers? Damn, they're such a good team to watch.

STM · #39 03-03-2011, 07:17 AM

Oh so your not submissive, well never mind, I can get good quality for £5 round these here parts.

Dixanadu · #40 03-03-2011, 12:31 PM

I'll be submissive if you bite my nipples.

STM · #41 03-04-2011, 08:42 AM

Oh you dirty spanker. I'll bite your nipples if you tickle my Berkshire hunt.

Scraby · #42 03-04-2011, 09:55 AM

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I have no fees, as long as you're to my tastes and are willing to let me do what I want without objection.

@Scraby - Does this mean Croatia won't be in the Euro 2012 qualifiers? Damn, they're such a good team to watch.

dunno,but the guys here are saying that they dont want in the eu,and the serbs that live here are signing a petition against the eu(is this possible,serbs and croats working together?!) i only fear that they dont bring out guns,cuz they are pissed off

STM · #43 03-04-2011, 10:42 AM

I say good for you! The EU is shit.

Dixanadu · #44 03-04-2011, 11:24 AM

I don't want in EU either

(Is it just my pronounciation of these words, or does Croat sound a lot like Kraut?)

STM · #45 03-04-2011, 11:48 AM

Crow-at, and you moaned about proper English, I'll be blown you hussy of language.

Dixanadu · #46 03-04-2011, 12:00 PM

I didn't moan, I groaned.

STM · #47 03-04-2011, 12:03 PM

I groaned but I was in your mother's bed.
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Scraby · #48 03-04-2011, 01:53 PM

well at our language we spell and read like we spell,and we spell croat as Hrvat,and croatia as Hrvatska

STM · #49 03-05-2011, 01:45 AM

That only makes sense if your Croatian! =D

Scraby · #50 03-09-2011, 04:52 AM

lol yeah,news say yet again the farmers brought trucks and sealed all roads to zagreb.i think the government is going down this time

***Nate*** · #51 03-09-2011, 04:43 PM

Not Zagreb!

metroixer · #52 03-09-2011, 06:18 PM

Well Zagreb is the capital so yeah that's kind of a big deal

Dixanadu · #53 03-10-2011, 08:34 AM

Why isn't this on any news channel?

STM · #54 03-10-2011, 08:45 AM

Because there will be a domino effect and the BBC has been paid by the Government and the New World Order to keep their mouths shut. In five years, we'll be speaking Newspeak and drinking Victory Gin.

MeechMunchie · #55 03-10-2011, 09:59 AM

Every time STM references 1984, I like that book a little bit less.

Wings of Fire · #56 03-10-2011, 10:07 AM

Thank God he hasn't started ruining Animal Farm for me yet.

STM · #57 03-10-2011, 10:07 AM

Well that's not very nice. Until I finish 'Coming up for air' it's all I have.

Anyway back on topic, so you get your freedom Croats? So many rebellions end up being led by a Napoleon like figure and no WoF, I don't mean Bonaparte. Sorry.

Wings of Fire · #58 03-10-2011, 10:15 AM

Okay first of all, the revolution was led by Snowball.

Secondly, too obvious.

STM · #59 03-10-2011, 10:21 AM

Obvious yes but I would like to point out that Snowball was a co-leader of the rebellion and Napoleon assumes total control once Snowball is forced to leave. I won't insult your intelligence and comprehension by pointing out the allegorical level of the story in relation to your previous point.

enchilado · #60 03-11-2011, 12:53 AM

I would call my son Napoleon.