Broken Age Beta

[MA]

explains a lot.

about me and this forum.

[OANST]

Steam keys are out! Abe619, you are the winner! Mostly because you seemed the most excited about it, and I'd rather it go to someone who really, really wants to play it. I'm going to pm you a link where you can connect it to your Steam account, and download it. You can have that, and nothing else from that link! Do not download the soundtrack!

[Varrok]

*gives OANST a middle finger*

[OANST]

Just the one? I feel cheated.

[Varrok]

You don't even DESERVE the second one.

[OANST]

Keep in mind that we'll be doing this again when the actual game is released! Then again when part 2's beta is released, and again when the full Part 2 is released.

Then again when Massive Chalice comes out.

[Varrok]

Okay, if you INSIST

*gives OANST two middle fingers*

[OANST]

Thank you. I feel better now.

[Varrok]

I honestly was keeping them for the case of me winning, but what the hell. At least you feel better

[OANST]

As long as I'm happy, it all worked out.

[Varrok]

Why did you buy it on PC when you've got no intention of playing it on PC?

[OANST]

I didn't "buy" it. I was a kickstarter backer. I can have it on any platform I want..... when those platforms are ready. I'll probably end up playing it on IOS when that version is released. Also, I'll be getting a physical boxed copy of the game at some point, so if I ever become able to play it on the pc, I still can.

[Varrok]

You can send me a box version to Poland, and I'll forgive you. Might even give you a third middle finger. God, I'm so spoiling you.

[OANST]

Yeah..... the boxed version goes in my box of Double Fine shit, and will probably never be opened.

[Varrok]

What about FOUR middle fingers?

[OANST]

What are these fingers doing, and how lonely is my prostate?

[Varrok]

It's up to you what you'll do with them. I'll just post them to you. They're not mine of course.

[OANST]

Oh, good. For a second there, I thought you would only let me cram two of them in my ass.

[Job McYossie]

Gratz, Abe619. We will expect your review done in one week.

[OANST]

You can just taste the hate, and envy.

God, McYossie. What a dick.

[Varrok]

Gratz, Abe619. We will expect your review done in one week.

http://www.vg247.com/2014/01/14/brok...arter-backers/

[Job McYossie]

http://www.vg247.com/2014/01/14/brok...arter-backers/

Oh damn, never mind. Never the less, have some fun.

[Varrok]

Technically, Abe619 is not a backer. So he can review the game. All blame goes to OANST anyway.

[MA]

hahaha abe619 you have got to review this game and send it to News Of The World or something.

don't do it for me, don't even do it for the fans, do it for the thought of fucking OANST's shit up.

[OANST]

Eh, he wouldn't be the only doing it.

[Varrok]

I can almost see that sad, disappointed Tim Schafer's face looking like he's about to say something like: "We trusted you, Matt, We trusted you..."

[OANST]

Boy, he fucked up.

[Nate]

They've retracted the embargo, so do whatever the hell you like. Especially if it involves fingers.

Keep in mind that we'll be doing this again when the actual game is released! Then again when part 2's beta is released, and again when the full Part 2 is released.

I believe that part 2 is going to be dealt with simply as an update to part 1, rather than a seperate game.

[abe619]

well I'm not sure if I'll be able to review it soon enough, I'm currently running low on disk space and I probably to need my "Excrement-certified" Nvidia gt 610.

[Job McYossie]

a 610 isn't terrible. By far not top of the line, but it's still pretty good. It's just a little under what I have now, which is a GT 635, and that's powerful enough to run top of the line. Won't help with disk space though.