Those wacky Americans and Brits -

shaman · #31 03-15-2010, 09:55 AM

Shut up. We're your parent nation. Why don't you visit more often?

OANST · #32 03-15-2010, 10:00 AM

My parents never sucked a dick in their life. Well, maybe my dad.

Wings of Fire · #33 03-15-2010, 10:02 AM

Now this is how you subtlely rewrite history well.

OANST · #34 03-15-2010, 01:01 PM

French people murder babies.

MA · #35 03-15-2010, 01:22 PM

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Did you know that British people suck dick? It's true. I've seen videos.

did you know American people take it up the arse? its true. i've seen videos.

somehow, that doesn't work quite as well.

OANST · #36 03-15-2010, 01:24 PM

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did you know American people take it up the arse? its true. i've seen videos.

somehow, that doesn't work quite as well.

Might be because YOU'RE A RIP OFF ROGER THAT'S WHY.

enchilado · #37 03-15-2010, 01:25 PM

I've seen both videos of Americans and Brits sucking dick. And Russians, come to think of it.

MA · #38 03-15-2010, 01:26 PM

Cat's don't smoke cigarettes.

^^^^MINE THAT IS

OANST · #39 03-15-2010, 01:26 PM

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I've seen both videos of Americans and Brits sucking dick. And Russians, come to think of it.

Yes. Let's take the stupid joke for a ride around the block a few more times. It's bound to get better with fermentation.

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Cat's don't smoke cigarettes.

^^^^MINE THAT IS

Oh, you lying cunt.

Havoc · #40 03-15-2010, 03:02 PM

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Yes. Let's take the stupid joke for a ride around the block a few more times. It's bound to get better with fermentation.

I've seen Americans suck British dick and Brits sucking American dick.

In fact, I think I even know the guys names. Tony and George... something.

***Alcar*** · #41 03-15-2010, 06:42 PM

I've seen many British men sucking Australian dick. Up close.

Nay an American yet.

Alcar...

***Nate*** · #42 03-15-2010, 09:17 PM

How strange; my observations have led me to the opposite conclusion; I've seen far more Americans sucking Australian dick than British. How on earth can you explain such a contradiction?

I resisted the urge to add a superfluous 'k' to that last word.

Grieva · #43 03-15-2010, 09:27 PM

You go to different parties?

***Alcar*** · #44 03-15-2010, 09:40 PM

More like different countries.

Alcar...

Ridg3 · #45 03-16-2010, 02:04 AM

I should really pay attention to the threads I create :S

also Alcar...kudos to you.

MA · #46 03-16-2010, 07:54 AM

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I've seen Americans suck British dick and Brits sucking American dick.

In fact, I think I even know the guys names. Tony and George... something.

you're in no position, Havoc.

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Dear United of the Kingdoms,

This is the Netherlands lol. I was just letting you know I'm gonna sue yo ass, dude. Sue it right under the damn sea. u know y? u wanna no y? eye'll tell u y.

You keep putting bullshit research in the tabloids, man! I mean WTF? Really. Not only that, but we got the biggest damn harbour on the PLANET, dude. No wat else? Guess where the richest and most important patch of land is in Europe. No wait, the world. That's right, bitch! NETHERLANDS MAWFUCKA!

But anyway, i digest. The point of this letter is to let you know that I, the Netherlands, can has sue you, and will. So get that wrinkly-ass queen in the ring with me an mah homies, and we'll see who's lolling. And buy that I mean we're gonna sue you.

Yours confusingly,
Havoc
(NAME SAYS IT ALL, DAWG!)

Havoc · #47 03-16-2010, 07:58 AM

I wrote that? Seriously? Gimme linkage.

MA · #48 03-16-2010, 08:02 AM

sorry, short term memory loss.

MeechMunchie · #49 03-16-2010, 09:49 AM

The old duffer's going senile already.

AND A MEME IS BORN

Oh, and we used to have Cadbury's.

Josh · #50 03-16-2010, 09:56 AM

Krafty fuckers.

OddjobAbe · #51 03-16-2010, 11:06 AM

I digest.

enchilado · #52 03-16-2010, 03:17 PM

Fuck! I heard Kraft was planning to buy Cadbury's, does this mean they actually have?

MA · #53 03-16-2010, 04:39 PM

Ench got the time machine working!

Emesdee · #54 03-16-2010, 10:23 PM

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Fuck! I heard Kraft was planning to buy Cadbury's, does this mean they actually have?

Some time last month.

Phylum · #55 03-17-2010, 03:01 AM

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Ench got the time machine working!

We ought to make a thread about that!

EDIT: Damn...

Sekto Springs · #56 03-17-2010, 03:04 AM

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Fuck! I heard Kraft was planning to buy Cadbury's, does this mean they actually have?

Haven't you heard? The cream eggs are now filled with cheese.

Hobo · #57 03-17-2010, 04:04 AM

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Haven't you heard? The cream eggs are now filled with cheese.

That'd be amazing.

Emesdee · #58 03-18-2010, 06:31 AM

Why stop there? Just fill them with macaroni too.

Pilot · #59 03-18-2010, 09:42 AM

Cadbury Kreem Eggs are nasty ass.

Hey Emesdee, your name reminds me of the old MSD that came with Microsoft DOS 6. /wayback

OANST · #60 03-19-2010, 05:51 AM

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Cadbury Kreem Eggs are nasty ass.

Agreed. Just thinking about them makes me feel nauseous.