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02-08-2010, 10:43 AM
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Exactly.
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My grandmother used to keep bees. she has this really nice nice little house or like a type of summer house, only smaller, and lots of land around it. Like it a huge garden with fruit trees, bushes veggies ... and she had bees. Every time we'd go to Romania, wed get tons of fresh honey from her. I even ate it as she was extracting it. So much fun. But she's gotten older, and keeping bees is hard, so she sold them ...

I miss Romania.
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Roam an' ya might find some more bees.
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Hehe yea, just like we have bad teeth and drink tea and eat scones and have tea time oh wait, I do all of this, except the teeth which I don't have (bad teeth) confuzzled?
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What the fuck are you raving on about?
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02-10-2010, 07:45 AM
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he's had one bee-sting too many.

use your incredibly crooked teeth to pin him down, lads, while i inject him with more tea.
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02-10-2010, 08:32 AM
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I can't, my top hat might fall off. I'll have to pelt him with scones instead.

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Urgh tea.
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02-10-2010, 09:19 AM
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Urgh tea.
Everyone likes Tea.
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02-10-2010, 09:21 AM
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I hate tea.

I drink coffee, black and bitter, it's possibly the most manly thing I do.
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02-10-2010, 09:22 AM
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02-10-2010, 10:58 AM
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I hate tea.

I drink coffee, black and bitter, it's possibly the most manly thing I do.
what's your recent obsession with being manly and calling everyone faggots all about? eh? skinhead? supremacist? supremacist skinhead? eh?

i used to drink coffee but i now stick to tea. i converted. also MM, you aristocrat. i only have a flat cap.

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02-10-2010, 11:31 AM
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what's your recent obsession with being manly and calling everyone faggots all about?
Faggot has always been my favourite insult? I'm a great fan of self-depracation.
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oh, didn't know i was talking to Cammy. its only been your favourite in the past month or so.

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02-10-2010, 11:36 AM
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Not really, although there is something gratifyingly ironic about calling the guy I try to hit on a faggot.
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fuck sake, Josh. you owe me one button of any variety, free of charge.
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No, you're a faggot.

Faggot.
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save it for Cammy, gayboy.
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I pull all coffee and tea in a five metre radius into my body with thought.
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For reference, I suspect Scrabtrapman may not have realised there was a second page to this thread.

And further discussion of tea and coffee and scones and faggots will end now, unless we're discussing filling them with honey.
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I love filling my faggots with honey...makes a change :P
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And further discussion of tea and coffee and scones and faggots will end now, unless we're discussing filling them with honey.
I fill my faggots with cream.
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I love filling my faggots with honey...makes a change :P
That could have so many meanings. Someone distill them for me, I'm not touching it. And Joe's post can just die.
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That could have so many meanings. Someone distill them for me, I'm not touching it. And Joe's post can just die.
It's okay to touch it, as long as you're using protection.

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yes, you do.

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Oh BEEHIVE, will you.

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