The 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards

[Disgruntled Intern]

I can think of worse people to reproduce, honestly.

[shaman]

Best Thread Creator Havoc

Best Blogger ?

Greatest Debator WoF


Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist

Best Non-Oddworld Artist

Best Writer Splat

Best Role-Player I don't visit the RPG

Funniest Poster Used.

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Leto

Most Meaningful Poster Bullet Magnet

Most Underrated Poster ?

Best Advice Giver Nate?

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max

Best New Comer ?

Most Welcome Return OANST

Best Veteran Pilot

Dearly Missed Member Nemo

Most Liked WoF

Most Eccentric Ghost

Most Annoying Abeglukkon ow whatever his name is.

Most Accomplished Troll DI

Best Couple Sekto and Nexi

Most Dedicated Member MS

Member in Dire Need of a Life Marsmudokon

Best Staff Member Max the Mug

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Used

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Dr james smith (He alerted us to google better than anyone ever has)

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Bullet Magnet

[abe is now!]

Best Thread Creator: mollucks assistant

Best Blogger: Strike Witch

Greatest Debator: what is this????!


Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist:

Best Non-Oddworld Artist: Carnix

Best Writer: AlexFili

Best Role-Player: Splat

Funniest Poster: OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: mollucks assistant

Most Meaningful Poster: Bullet Magnet

Most Underrated Poster: Oddey

Best Advice Giver: Hobo

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge: Max the Mug

Best New Comer: enchilado

Most Welcome Return: Goddlesswanderer

Best Veteran: Disgruntled Intern

Dearly Missed Member: Zozo the Zrifulet

Most Liked: Alcar

Most Eccentric: Max the Mug

Most Annoying: OddjobAbe

Most Accomplished Troll: OANST XD

Best Couple: OANST and Pilot

Most Dedicated Member: Splat and Nate

Member in Dire Need of a Life: two members who I cannot say XD

Best Staff Member: Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator: DI

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot: Rex Tirano

Most Valuable Poster (MVP): Xavier

[Pilot]

Best Couple: OANST and Pilot

Aww...... <3

Cum on my face less

Aww...... <3

[Ridg3]

Best Thread Creator: OANST

Best Blogger: Kastere

Greatest Debator: Nate/Max


Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist: Fartuess

Best Non-Oddworld Artist: ---

Best Writer: Mullocks Assistant

Best Role-Player: Splat

Funniest Poster: Hobo

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: Enchilado

Most Meaningful Poster: Alcar

Most Underrated Poster: ---

Best Advice Giver: WoF

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge: Max the Mug

Best New Comer: Josh

Most Welcome Return: ---

Best Veteran: Disgruntled Intern

Dearly Missed Member: Dixanadu

Most Liked: Alcar

Most Eccentric: OANST

Most Annoying: ---

Most Accomplished Troll: Hobo

Best Couple: Sekto Springs and T-Nex

Most Dedicated Member: Pilot

Member in Dire Need of a Life: Me

Best Staff Member: Alcar

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator: ELEMENTOFLOVE

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot: ---

Most Valuable Poster (MVP): Nate

[Splat]

You can't vote for yourself.

[Nate]

NateFail: You're one to talk about consistency, given you're the one that suggested renaming the awards by year rather than number. Don't tell me to do things a different way then cut my balls off for doing what you say. That's really mean.

Actually, I was pointing out that if you were going to put the year in the title, it had to be 2009 and not 2010. Then (in the middle of our conversation) I checked the history and pointed out that it was a moot point anyway as they're numbered and not yeared.

I'm not sure if voting for your own offspring violates the voting for yourself rule.

Until Nate or Wired come to tell me otherwise, I'm going to assume it does.

I'm fine with him voting for Abbey, though personally I think Dr. Karl Barishnokov deserves it more.

[Mac Sirloin]

The Categories

Best Thread Creator Used

Best Blogger -

Greatest Debator OANST

Fan Corner Suite

Best Oddworld Artist -

Best Non-Oddworld Artist -

Best Writer MA because of Slig's weird which was some neat-ass shit.

Best Role-Player Fuck knows.

Funniest Poster DI or OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Abe Is Now! (Without sounding malicious or bandwagontastic.)

Most Meaningful Poster Aboslutely fucking none of you. I am drawing a blank.

Most Underrated Poster Taco

Best Advice Giver You are all horrible people.

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Presumably Xavier.

Best New Comer Taco, and if he isn't eligible Dixanadu.

Most Welcome Return Disgruntled Intern.

Best Veteran Hobo

Dearly Missed Member UhhhhhhhhhhhhhhNemo.

Most Liked Nate.

Most Eccentric Pilot. Why would you vote for me? That's some weird fuckery right there.

Most Annoying Oprilthevykker

Most Accomplished Troll OANST

Best Couple Mollucks Assistant and Oddjobabe. They're like the three stooges.

...


Fuck you.

Most Dedicated Member Nate

Member in Dire Need of a Life MS1029

Best Staff Member Max, Nate and Hobo. Give them all a third of a vote. Or a full vote. What the fuck ever.

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Mollucks Assistant

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot I don't give a shit, dawg,

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Nate

It was decided that since there was only really one possible winner, we needn't bother with it.

I bet it was me. It was me, right? Yeah, it was me. It had to have been me. Just say it was me.

[Wil]

I recommend we at least ditch the name "Poster Awards" and go with "Awards". Because Abbey isn't a poster.

[Disgruntled Intern]

I recommend we at least ditch the name "Poster Awards" and go with "Awards". Because Abbey isn't a poster.

Give her a couple of years.

[Wil]

Will it be the first time OANST is friendly and helpful to a new member?

[OANST]

Will it be the first time OANST is friendly and helpful to a new member?

No!

Maybe.

[Sekto Springs]

Does she even like Oddworld?
I can't imagine Mat would rear a child without bringing it into her life as early as possible.

[OANST]

Really?

I don't really care about Oddworld anymore. I enjoyed the series quite a bit when it was an ongoing, viable series. Now, it isn't. My interests have moved on.

I have gotten her interested in the Ico series, though. She knows Agro by name, and likes to play with the figures.

Did I not mention that I have all of the Shadow of the Colossus figures? 'Cause I do.

[Disgruntled Intern]

I can't imagine Mat would rear a child without bringing it into her life as early as possible.

I can't imagine making such a personal assumption about someone from a fucking message board.

[Wil]

Can we bring this deviation to a close, pretty please. Wired doesn't like having to search through loads of off-topic posts to find the votes. A little he can handle, too much confuses him.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Yeah, Wired. Right.

[Sekto Springs]

I can't imagine making such a personal assumption about someone from a fucking message board.

And the shitfuckton of Oddworld merchandise he almost sold to Cullen but didn't.

[Mac Sirloin]

And the shitfuckton of Oddworld merchandise he almost sold to Cullen but didn't.

I have a cousin by the name of Mason. Mason likes Lego, Transformers and cool robots. Whenever Mason visits, I show him my collection of such. I do not explain to him why Shockwave can turn into a crane and a Tank, nor do I tell him that "The T-700 can't be a good guy because he's the T-700". Kids tend not to give a shit, especially when the very thing you think would be a catalyst to her being interested in Oddworld is so much collectible cans and posters.

tl;dr don't force things you are no longer interested in on your kids.

I have to go now because my DOG will not SHUT THE FUCK UP and I am getting IRRITATED BECAUSE HE IS BEING A FUCK SOCK. GOOD DAY.

[Sekto Springs]

For the record, I wasn't being serious. My thoughts were more along the lines of Mat having his OW merchandise strewn about his house, and his daughter looking up at one of his posters or cardboard cut-outs and asking "Daddy, who's the ugly blue guy?"
He probably has it all boxed up by now though.

I'm done off-topic-ing now.

[Xavier]

Aaaaand back on topic...

The Categories

Best Thread Creator - OANST

Best Blogger - Disgruntled Intern

Greatest Debator - Bullet Magnet

Fan Corner Suite

Best Oddworld Artist - sorry never go there

Best Non-Oddworld Artist - idem

Best Writer - idem

Best Role-Player - idem

Funniest Poster - OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Abe Is Now!

Most Meaningful Poster - Nate

Most Underated Poster - Mollucks Assistant

Best Advice Giver - Nate

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge - Max...

Best New Comer - enchilado

Most Welcome Return - Disgruntled Intern

Best Veteran - Hobo

Dearly Missed Member - Paul

Most Liked - Alcar

Most Eccentric - Kastere

Most Annoying -

Most Accomplished Troll - OANST

Best Couple - Strike Witch & WoF

Most Dedicated Member - Alcar

Member Most in Dire Need of a Life Cloverfield

Best Staff Member - Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator -

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot - OANST

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) - Max The Mug

[abe619]

i'm to lazy to type my votes , most of em go to nate , wof ,oanst , strike witch , nikki , crash punk and molluck's assistant.

[OANST]

i'm to lazy to type my votes , most of em go to nate , wof ,oanst , strike witch , nikki , crash punk and molluck's assistant.

Just copy and paste the categories. After that it's really easy.

[Wil]

i'm to lazy to type my votes , most of em go to nate , wof ,oanst , strike witch , nikki , crash punk and molluck's assistant.

How ironic that you managed to type so much that will count for shit.

[OANST]

TOO BAD WE DIDN'T INCLUDE A SUCH A BASTARD CATEGORY.

[Sekto Springs]

I think we should have a new skin with that picture at the top.

[Pilot]

.....ooooor Sumo Baby.

[used:)]

Just so you know, I originally voted for Sumo Baby, but had to change when I was reminded of the pact I entered.

[Pilot]

Just so you know, I originally voted for Sumo Baby, but had to change when I was reminded of the pact I entered.

Right. Of course you mean the "Firmly Pact."

[used:)]

Shut up, Used.