The Most Bestial Thing You've Ever Done

[Havoc]

This thread shocks and horrifies me, and Havoc's post is by FAR the cleanest.

Surprising isn't it?

[Alcar]

Erm...I'm not quite sure around about 10cm long

I'm disappointed now.

On pokemon Yellow, I called one of my pokemon Horny when I was younger.

I can't remember what the pokemon was called though...

Fatyak.

Alcar...

[Munch's Master]

On pokemon Yellow, I called one of my pokemon Horny when I was younger.

I can't remember what the pokemon was called though...

I did that too. Ah, childhood innocence.

[Mac Sirloin]

Didn't you have an idea for a superhero with phalli in place of forearms?

No, he could just transmute the matter into stuff. Giant penises were simply a bonus.

[Havoc]

You know, one would expect a bit more reaction when someone says he's had sex with a tiger... instead I'm being completely ignored here. Fine, be that way. Act like it's the most natural thing in the world to survive something like that. I didn't want to tell you the story ANYWAY!

[Anonyman!]

Ever since that dolphin fucking webpage nothing you say shocks me.

[Havoc]

Fair enough.

[Mac Sirloin]

There was a joke that I fucked dolphins floating around because of Pilot, now that I think about it.

[Nate]

You know, one would expect a bit more reaction when someone says he's had sex with a tiger... instead I'm being completely ignored here. Fine, be that way. Act like it's the most natural thing in the world to survive something like that. I didn't want to tell you the story ANYWAY!

Well, you actually said that you 'fooled around with' a tigress. And seeing as you once posted pictures of yourself hugging/petting a rather sedate tiger, I assumed that that was what you meant. Didn't figure there was any shagging involved, especially with the keeper being right next to you.