Suicide -

Jordan · #31 08-15-2011, 01:41 PM

These forums are getting really dark. I was just reading the 'Are you a Virgin?' thread, and I had myself a barrel of laughs.

Seriously, it's hilarious.

Laser · #32 08-15-2011, 01:50 PM

Man that thread was awesome. Along with the fetishes thread.

JennyGenesis · #33 08-15-2011, 01:56 PM

I missed these threads

I suppose the subjects could easily be brought back up in the sex thread.

Havoc · #34 08-15-2011, 02:02 PM

You know the internet is not the best place to confess you are suicidal (except homely places like this). Too many idiots running around telling you to just do it. Which is funny when it's just some bitch trying for attention, until she actually does it. And even then some don't care.

So... don't bring that shit to the random internet for your own sake and seek professional help.

Sekto Springs · #35 08-15-2011, 02:09 PM

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Too many idiots running around telling you to just do it.

That's actually why I almost did it the first time I left this place. I was young and stupid.

In general the internet is a faceless, cold, unfriendly place when it comes to touchy matters like depression. However, the action of a few of us managed to save one of our members from one of the biggest mistakes of his life. So I'd like to think we may have challenged a few of those institutions.

Ridg3 · #36 08-15-2011, 02:11 PM

If you're feeling sad enjoy this picture of the happiest microwave evar!

STM · #37 08-15-2011, 04:27 PM

The other one was better.

Havoc · #38 08-15-2011, 05:31 PM

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If you're feeling sad enjoy this picture of the happiest microwave evar!

smile.jpg?

***Nate*** · #39 08-15-2011, 09:16 PM

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I missed these threads

I suppose the subjects could easily be brought back up in the sex thread.

They've been dead long enough that you could restart them, if you like. Apart from anything else, I'm hoping I'll have something to post in one of those threads in the near future.

Dynamithix · #40 08-15-2011, 10:02 PM

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(except homely places like this).

Sekto Springs · #41 08-16-2011, 12:03 AM

Havoc's not wrong though. We may be a bunch of xenophobic oldfags, but we take care of our own. Granted, if you're some nobody looking for attention, you're not going to be coddled. Hell, even if you're a veteran looking for attention *cough* You won't be coddled.

It's not because we're jerks. It's because we're smart enough to know that being a shoulder to cry on is not what genuinely depressed people need. And for those of you who aren't genuinely depressed and are just looking to be enabled; I think I can speak for everyone when I say to fuck right off.

T-nex · #42 08-16-2011, 12:26 AM

I liked that Microwave....

***Nate*** · #43 08-16-2011, 02:37 AM

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Havoc's not wrong though. We may be a bunch of xenophobic oldfags, but we take care of our own. G

The only problem there is the rather restrictive set of rules that we use to define 'our own'.

Wings of Fire · #44 08-16-2011, 06:31 AM

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The only problem there is the rather restrictive set of rules that we use to define 'our own'.

I think we all know who the forum accepts and who it doesn't.

Hell, STM counts in the former. We're not assholes.

Havoc · #45 08-16-2011, 06:58 AM

We accept STM?

Wings of Fire · #46 08-16-2011, 07:08 AM

To the extent where we would be comforting if, you know, he had a death in the family. Or he tried to kill himself or something.

Mac Sirloin · #47 08-16-2011, 07:13 AM

Didn't I pretend I died about a year ago now?

Yes. Yes I did.

Havoc · #48 08-16-2011, 08:20 AM

That was so disappointing. I cried for a week.

STM · #49 08-16-2011, 08:57 AM

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To the extent where we would be comforting if, you know, he had a death in the family. Or he tried to kill himself or something.

Gee I feel so accepted...

Mac Sirloin · #50 08-16-2011, 09:14 AM

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That was so disappointing. I cried for a week.

I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny or not. Are you really so petty as to wish death on me for calling you mean names on the internet? Also, why are you trying to pick fights when I've been ignoring you for a good chunk of the year?

Jordan · #51 08-16-2011, 09:22 AM

He tries to pick fights with everyone.

EDIT: I can't wait till this thread gets a new page. I'm sick of that stupid video auto-starting.

STM · #52 08-16-2011, 09:24 AM

He's a dick Mac, you should know better.

Mac Sirloin · #53 08-16-2011, 09:29 AM

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He's a dick Mac, you should know better.

Clearly. I guess I should just pity him.

STM · #54 08-16-2011, 09:34 AM

Exactly.

Havoc · #55 08-16-2011, 09:37 AM

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I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny or not. Are you really so petty as to wish death on me for calling you mean names on the internet? Also, why are you trying to pick fights when I've been ignoring you for a good chunk of the year?

And you've been doing a good job of it until recently. And you keep taking the bait, that's what makes it even more fun.

Mac Sirloin · #56 08-16-2011, 10:47 AM

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that's what makes it even more fun.

But that's so sad. That's a depressing quality for a human being to have. Are you that unhappy? If you've noticed that I clearly don't want to argue, why not just try and be friendly?

Don't wish death on me, though. You need to calm down if you're thinking things like that.

It is partially my fault, by responding to you it's just exacerbating whatever motivates you to be so obtuse and provokes a deeper lack of empathy.

Bullet Magnet · #57 08-16-2011, 11:32 AM

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Gee I feel so accepted...

I accept you, STM.

Laser · #58 08-16-2011, 12:42 PM

I accept no-one!

Mac Sirloin · #59 08-16-2011, 01:39 PM

STM's funderful. Great kid. Though I feel like if this were a public forum a la Roman times, many of his statements would be shouted. Shouted in ya face.

Sekto Springs · #60 08-16-2011, 07:54 PM

He's ok.