Odd Quest - An Interactive Adventure

[Yokai]

-quickload

-call for help

[Gunnr]

Uhh, land in the tree to break your fall crotch first. Wait no don't do that, that's lame. Land in the tree, swing from it then stick the landing

[Goodguyplayer]

Well, I suggest for us to wait for big face, and let's keep dying while we wait for him

[Varrok]

Change his name to Ebagoos.

[JayDee]

-> Tap into your ancient bird instincts and start flapping.

You're not sure what good this will do but you try anyway. Now you're dying in style.

[Varrok]

Great! That should get the bird's attention! I'm sure he'll help us now

[acedude]

Look up.

[JayDee]

-> Change his name to Ebagoos.

You seem to be a little too preoccupied at the moment to even humour this suggestion. Also there's no way you'd have been born with a name like EBAGOOS.

[Varrok]

Make the character deal with the suggested name, as I'm not going to stop using it now.

Ebagoos is a normal name. Honest!

[acedude]

I think if this mud looked up they might find out why they are falling.

[Varrok]

That might be a long shot, but make Ebagoos check his inventory. We haven't tried that yet.

[JayDee]

You just can't seem to break the oddly hypnotising death/resurrection cycle no matter what you do.

[Yokai]

-Restart path

[JayDee]

-> Make Ebagoos check his inventory.

You don't have much else to do whilst you're stuck in this cycle so you decide to check your TRUSTY SACKTCHEL. If anything you'll be able to find something to pass the time.

[Varrok]

Hey, Ebagoos, what's in ye bag-oos?

[Goodguyplayer]

I bet [insert somethin relevant that is not money] that it's not soulstorm brew

[JayDee]

You search your TRUSTY SACKTCHEL and find a COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES. You're not sure what you could do with these but it's always nice to keep stock of one's inventory. You place the COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES back into the first slot of your TRUSTY SACKTCHEL as the ground is once again looming closer, and you'd hate to lose them. You've heard tales of some Muds who have six slots in their TRUSTY SACKTCHEL, but you are a humble two slot Mud.

[Varrok]

Throw one at that pesky bird who doesn't move a finger to help you with your continous torment

[Goodguyplayer]

Throw with a good aim too
(Edit) and switch your character to the pebble!

[JayDee]

-> Be Big Face.

You try to be Big Face but it appears he's preoccupied.

[Goodguyplayer]

Why are you worried, big face?
Afraid that your face is not big enough?

[JayDee]

-> Be the Bird.

You try to be the Bird but it appears he's preoccupied.

[Goodguyplayer]

You try to be the pebble but it appears he's preoccupied.

[JayDee]

-> Throw a rock at that pesky bird.

You're not sure why you'd consider pelting the poor bird, but the concept of rapidly becoming desensitised to your own death is as good an incentive as any. You pull a ROCK from your COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES out of your TRUSTY SACKTCHEL and decide to throw it. Clearly this is a collection only fit for stones and pebbles, no ordinary ROCK should be amongst this artisan COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES so you're pleased to be rid of it.
It appears as though you're killing two birds with one ROCK.

[Varrok]

I get it.

The lesson is: Be yourself, Ebagoos!

[Goodguyplayer]

He just won't stop calling you of ebagoos, guess it's time to get used to it then

[JayDee]

After falling for what has felt like just over three days, you decide that if you're ever going to get rid of this pesky ROCK then you're going to have to act with a bit more haste. You ready the ROCK and take aim at the hapless creature.

[Varrok]

[JayDee]

As you let free the ROCK ready to hit the ground once more, you find yourself filled with rage. How dare this ROCK sully your COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES for so long? Why is that bird just sitting there doing nothing to help? Why didn't you check your COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES sooner? This ROCK has really made you quite upset.

The ROCK is discarded from the COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES in your TRUSTY SACKTCHEL.

[JayDee]

Your ROCK misses.