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Drakko slowly picks himself up off the ground and looks at Charger.

Drakko:"hey you can't complain about me...you try to hard who you really and try to fix your life by ruining other's,you slaughter your father,did a job for vincent and who knows what else you did before i met you."

Drakko brushed Charger aside and went outside and sat down on the stairs to think.

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Tristen had lost track of Drakko after the town burnt down and everybody fleed,he had been searching around the town for days for any sign of the direction Drakko took from there..until..he had found tracks leading from a small wooden cottage in the forest it had several tracks leading east towards the river and with that decided to follow them.

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Mario was sitting at his desk in an office at the top of one of his casinos,taking a draft from his cuban cigar and stareing at his .9mm standard issue pistol.

*BAM*

The doors flung open with two henchmen carrying a ragged beaten man over to Mario.

Ragged man:"Pl..please spare m..my life go..god father..i can't repay my debts with the money i have as i need to put food on the table for my family."

Mario:"shoulda done somethin bout ya gambling problem earlier...take him outside and kill him! then go to his house and take anything of value and spare his family so then can suffer what this man has brought upon them."

Mario took another drag from his cigar as the man was dragged back out kicking and screaming.
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Pseok watched as first all the little things ran off towards the car park and then the cats stood still for about 20 minutes. Taking the oppertunity, he tilted into a dive, swooped down and grabbed one of the cats in his claws (The grey one with stripes, gasp!).
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"WOOW! Since when have i the ability of flying???" she asked, but looked up, "Oh..."

"Whoa! get down! NOW!!!" Kix yelled.

"Um, mister Eagle, could you please put me down? I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but... oh whatever." she said, and raised her paw, where a small ball of fire began growing. As soon as it was at the size of a golf-ball, she threw it at the Eagle.
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Highwing: I think I hear comotion going on out there. Shall we take a look?

*Kaio thinks for about four seconds*

Kaio: Um, not yet. I'm still too shy.

Highwing: Well I'm going.

*Flies out the entrance*

Kaio: Don't get yourself killed. Ha!
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Pseok stares in amazement at the cat in his claws. he could have sworn he heard the cat talking to him. He doesn't even notice the flames she throws at him (and further inspection shows they don't actually do any damage to feathers or flesh, oddly enough) but is so distracted he doesn't look where he's going... until he flies into the wall of the house with a loud thud, crumples against it and drops to the ground, unconscious.
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"Whoa" Krisha yelled, as she fell down, but landed on her legs, using her powers to minimize the crash.

"Are you stupid?!" She yelled at the eagle, "next time you take me out flying, watch where you're heading!!"

She came back a little later, and saw Kix snickering.

"Oh well, someones happy..." She said anoyed.

"Oh c'mon, you gotta admin that was funny." Kix said amused.

"Hehe, I'll show that eagle. If it comes back, i'll... I don't know what I'll do, but it's gonna be bad." Krisha said encouraged.

"Right... Now don't get hurt okay?" Kix said, and giggled.

"Lets go see charger." Krisha said, and went over to him.

She stared a bit at Charger and then at Drakko.

"So when are we leaving??" she asked.
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The old guy looked at Des and said " What's your name ghost dead person?"

Des replyed "Well it aint ghost dead person, I'm just simpley called Des. What about you old dude?" Des sat down

" Ahh Des. I am Holagoticanagde IV"

" Jeez, I forgot it already. But that dosn't matter, I better go back to that Community, the place where they have tigers wearing cloths and all that kinda shlt"

Des scratched his wacky hair and stood up.

"So Des... why did they decide you to come to the Dead World?" The old guy asked him.

"Well it's kinda funny, they never telled me the real reason. Only that it would be my new home, which sounds Okay"

Des looked up at the night sky, he saw the nothern lights as if they were spinning.
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Charger: As soon as Blaze got some medical treatment... he's still bleeding like a cow you know... Can't you work some of that magic of yours on him? Surely that includes some healing spell?

Kaira: This ain't no video game, Charger...
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Pseok woke up hazily and his battered brain tried to recall how he ended up heaped against a wall with a merderous headache. He opened his eyes and looked around. He spotted several of the tiger statues around the building and remembered that talking cat.

Talking cat??? He was going mad! I told you not to eat those pigions, but did you listen? Noooo! And now you're having hullucinations of talking cats that are making you crash into walls and loose easy meals!

Pseok pulled himself to his feet and looked around. Near the door to the building he could see the two cats he'd hunted earlier. Probably begging for some food. Well, he was still pretty hungry, so he moved round the building out of sight of the door... whoever owned this place had some pretty nice cars.
He took off into the air again, rose up and then wheeled round above, looking for those cats.
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"Healing spell?? Ooooh, I can do those." Krisha said thrilled, and happy that she finally could use her powers for something.

"Hmm..." Kix muttered.

Krisha went closer to Blaze, and put a a paw on his wound. She closed her eyes, and concentrated. A little black light became visible, and the wound grew smaller. After some time it was healed. Then she backed off.

"Wow, that was refreshing." Krisha said and smiled happily, "Don't you wanna tray, Kix?"

"No" Kix answered in a ruder manner, and rolled her eyes.

"Why not? it's fun..." Krisha said.

"Argh Krisha... You know very well that It's... Argh forget it..." Kix said irritated, and went away outside, to get some fresh air.
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*Highwing flies among the skies*

Highwing: What a fantastic view. I still hope Kaio is having fun. Speaking of Kaio, I had better check on him just to make sure that he's all right.

*Highwing flies back to the hut*

Highwing: I have a bad feeling about this.

*Goes into the hut*

Highwing: SWEET SUPREME! KAIO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
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The old guy slowly got up and walked closer to Des.

"Well I don't know what those who told that place can't be visted from here, it was a long time ago. But that's just inpossble to go there" The old guy said wisely.

Des stared at the old dude, and stared down with one hand fildling with his sharp ear. He stared back up again with a suprised exppresion.

" Yikes, the Demons made a mistake. I would be emmbarest if I were they"

The Old guy pulled a serius face when he heard the word Demons.

Des Contiuned...
" And I think I need to pay a visit to them, or as always come to visit me... which should everywhere I go" Des looked at his surroundings. " I better call 'em"

Des walked out a bit and faced slighty up as if he were to call somthing far away

"Hey Demons! I'm here... " He shouted

The Old guy looked at Des.

"Hmmm... Des?" He asked.

Des was to busy calling

"Hey Demons, c'mon! Pop up as you always do."

The Old man internferd

" Des! "

Des tunred around "What?"
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Pseok caught sight of Kix below him. She was too close to the building to get a good shot at her. He watched her closely while circling above her. Now this one isn't gonna start talking and if it does, you're gonna ignore it cause it's just that pigion you ate making you go insane.
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*Highwing's eyes are wide open*

Kaio: It's not what you think!

Highwing: Oh yes it it! You're learning how to use magic aren't you.

Kaio: Yes.

*There was a short silence*

Kaio: I thought I was a wolf of destiny. That's all.
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(sorry for the lon absence)
Art and Blaze had been quietly following Charger and co. for a while. Blaze was in a kind of shocked stupor over his wound. Art had been occupying himself changing the anthro's bandages.
Art: "Not to be a pest, but I'm running out of material for binding this wound ... if someone has a pair of tweezers I can at least pull the bullet out ..."

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Charger: Art, you can't stop amazing me... and that's not a compliment. His wound is already healed you moron (OOC: Kix used her magic to heal his wound, you might have skipped that Dave ).

He hit Art over the head with a flat paw, then followed Drakko outside.

Charger: Hey pal, I had good reasons to do the things I did. And so far I havn't tried to add some colour to my life by using you, now did I? Quite frankly... it's the other way around. You keep following ME around...

Kaira stepped out the door for a moment.

Kaira: We're all set to leave where ever you guys want to go.

Charger: Alrighy Kaira. We'll leave in a minute then.

*turns to Drakko*

Charger: Hear that! We can start your suicide mission any minute now.
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Drakko:"There going to kill me not you..as far as i'm concernd this should be enjoyable for you"

said Drakko Sarcasticly as he rolled his eyes.

Drakko:"I'll go wait at the jet.."

Drakko dropped the bottle of tequilla he had onto the ground and then walked off to where the private jet was stored.
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Pseok looks in shock at the party in front of the house. What on Earth are those... things? He's staring at Charger and Drakko.

Ignore it, they're just the owners of the house, perfectly normal people, it's just that pigeon messing with your insides. And just to prove that they're normal people, you're going to grab that cat from under there noses.
Kix is a little away ahead of the group. Tucking up his wings, he goes into a dive. As he approaches the ground he screeches in the way only a great eagle can, claws forward, grasping towards the cat's back. It is not gonna talk, it's just you loosing your mind. So if it talks you're gonna ignore it!!!
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*(oops. all that reading when i'm being looked for ... it's hard to do ... sorry ... )

Art's head spun in amazement. Had it happened? Probably. He was still in too much of a stupor to really say anything. He decided he would start paying better attention.
Like to whatever the hell was diving towards the cat!
But Blaze beat him to it.
Blaze: "Kix! Look out!"
And he dove to cover her from the falling thing.

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*Kaio and Highwing's hut is silent. The only sound that was made was the clock*

Kaio: I'm bored.

*He stood up*

Kaio: I'm going into the forest. Are you coming with me.

Highwing: It's my duty to go everywhere you go.

Kaio: Oh really...

Highwing: Well, not EVERYWHERE I guess.

*Highwing flew onto Kaio's back. They went out of their hut and stood before the forest, which was right behind them*

Kaio: Get ready, because it's goanna be a bumpy ride!

*Kaio started running fierecly. Highwing start to scream because he was going so fast*
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Pseok curses as that thing THAT IS A HUMAN, NOT A tIGER-HUMAN THING leaps into his way. He's to late to come out of the dive completely, but decided to use the oppertunity to show himself that this is a perfectly normal human being. He grasps at the top of Blaze's head with his claws, scratching his skin.

Ok, despite how that felt, that wasn't fur, it was hair. So you can stop telling yourself it was fur. As soon as he'd eaten he was gonna go find himself a psychiatrist.
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Art did notice this, however.
Art: "Blaze! What the hell?!"
And he drew one of his guns, pointing it at the thing -- he now could see it was one ridiculously big Eagle -- on Blaze's head. He would have shot right away, but Blaze was wrestling it, and he didn't want to risk hitting the Anthro.

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The gunslinger had been making camp ing the woods ... and he decided. He was going to go and take somebody with him. The cats' magic might be useful, and if he set himself to it, the tiger-men (and perhaps the pitiful man in the suit) could be trained to weild a gun.
He quickly packed his few camping supplies and began back towards the village.

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Pseok screeched as Blaze grabbed him and flapped madly, trying to get away. he flailed his wings, grasped at the guys body with his claws (and managed to land a few scratches) but with the way he was being held, couldn't bring his beak round to attack, which was his best weapon for self-defence. Ok, so he's a strong human. That doesn't mean anything.
Despite this, he wasn't an idiot. When he spotted Art pointing a gun at him (One thing he could understand) he stopped flailing and did the best job he could of freezing in mid air when he was unable to move more than a foot in any direction.
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Art leveled his gun. He didn't want to shoot the animal; it was probably just instinct for it to go after small cats for prey.
Art, oblivious to the fact of the eagle's sentient thoughts, tries to shoo the bird away with waves of his arms.
Blaze rolls his eyes. "Cut the crap," he says. "That's a Great Eagle. Don't treat it like a pigeon."

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Kis yelled out in surprise as Blaze had pushed her to the ground. She was about to complain, but then she saw what had happened.
She smiled at Blaze in gratitude, but then the eagle and Blaze got in a fight. She watched in excitement, and when to eagle had calmed down, she whent closer.
Krisha then came out.

"Woow, what happened here?" she asked, and then saw the eagle, "oh, YOU again!! Go hunt some other creatures! Can't you see we're in the middle of something?"

She had an annoyed expression on her face.
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*Kaio started to slow down a little bit, since he couldn't stand Highwing's screaming*

Highwing: Wherer exactly are we going.

Kaio: To Moonlight Lake.

Highwing: Moonlight Lake? What are you talking about?

Kaio: I was with one of my friends. He said that he had been in the Communtiy before. He also said that every night, he would meet up with the Lake's Ghost.

Highwing: But I don't like ghosts!

Kaio: Don't worry. She's a friendly ghost.

Highwing: A she-ghost with a friendly personallity? Now that's a REAL nightmare.

Kaio: Be quiet. We'll be there by moonlight.

Highwing: But the sun is still up.

Kaio: Exactly. It'll take us all day to get there.

*Highwing moaned loudly*
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Pseok summed up the situation for himself. There was a cat in front of him that had just spoke to him. He was being held by a half tiger-half human... thing... another man-tiger thing was standing nearby with a real tiger that wasn't trying to eat the cats. A guy was standing in front of him treating him like a seagull and waving a gun in his face and the thing holding him actually knew what he was, which this far south, was unusual.

It's the low altitude air. No pigeon could do all this.

Pseok tried a friendly smile at the guy holding him, though considering he had no lips and a beak designed for ripping flesh, it looked considerably more like a death-glare than he might have liked. But this guy seemed to know what was going on, even if Pseok was having hallucinations that he was some kind of human-tiger thing. And he did look considerable more human than the other one.

"Uh... Hi... I didn't mean to bother anyone... If you just let me go I'll uh, I'll get out of your fur-HAIR!" Well if he hadn't looked like an idiot before he probably did now.
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Sheesh, thought Art. For a "Great Eagle," it's sure acting like an idiot.
Art: "Blaze? What do you know about that thing?"
Blaze shrugged, indicating he knew little.
Blaze: "I only know that it's called a Great Eagle and that it can speak. I haven't read up on them much."
He turned his attention to the Eagle.
Blaze: "Don't worry, it isn't fur. It is hair. I came out more human than my brother over there," and he motions towards Charger.

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"Uh hi Mr. eagle, I didn't know you ate cats." Kix said with an Odd expression.

"Oh yea lets kiss kiss and say goodbye. Weren't we going somewhere??" Krisha said annoyed.

"Take it easy Krisha, you don't have to rush like this." Kix said, and patted her on the back.

"Rush? Oh come on. I promise you, once we get to that city Los Santos, you will never want to return." Krisha said with a big smile on her head.

"Uh ok, but first we need to know what Mr. Eagle's bussines is here." Kix said.

"I'm sure it's nothing important..." Krisha responded and rolled her eyes.
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Pseok is becoming decidedly more confused and worried for his sanity by the minute. But the guy holding him already seems to think he's an idiot so - in case this isn't some twisted dream - he decides to answer the cat, wording his question very carefully in the hope of getting a proper answer.

Locking eyes with Blaze he says. "I don't eat intelligent things. If something starts talking I won't eat it. my Mother taught me, never eat talking food. Before I was..." He trails off. Bad enough getting chased away from his home because of it, let alone being chased out of some obscure village by people he's only known existed for 2 minutes.
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