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  #31  
03-27-2005, 03:57 PM
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"C'mon guys the boss is being paranoid again"groaned thorton
*sligs all move into defensive formation with thoton at the head of the formation*
after about 15 minutes of standing there general mist realizes that all he accomplised was to make his troops look like a bunch of idiots
"See boss you were just seeing thin.....GAAAH!" Thorton screamed as an arrow pierced he left shoulder.
"Ok....maybe...you..were right this time"
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  #32  
03-27-2005, 11:49 PM
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"TOLD YOU!!!.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!...get me out of here!!!"
"ahhhhhhh yes sir"
*a flying slig comes down picks me up and takes me away*
"if you make it back thorten......you will be promoted!!!!"
:thinks in head:/hmmmmm i think ill unleash my machine when i get back\end thaught:

  #33  
03-28-2005, 01:37 PM
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"FIRE!" Lim said. Another arrow flew and hit the flying slig thet was carrieing Genaral mist. Then the threw a bomb and killed all sligs except thoten.
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  #34  
03-28-2005, 10:22 PM
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"oh no....THORTEN RETREAT WE WILL GET SOME MORE BIG BRO,S LATER!!!,NOW GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!"
*thorten grabbs me and take me back to base*
"*sigh*...well now we gotta get more of your brothers.....get on the phone to the vykers and tell em to send some more up from vyjers labs!"

  #35  
03-28-2005, 10:28 PM
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billin: come on, lets chant! (starts chanting) we'll catch those sligs!
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03-29-2005, 09:56 PM
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"ok heres your order of 15 big bro,s.....now weres the money?" said the vyker
"oh yeah heres your money...GET HIM!"
*the big bro,s beat the vyker till he is dead*
"he he he he....ok lets go kick but!!"
*the sligs and the general march out*

  #37  
03-30-2005, 06:26 PM
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"Well that felt pretty good" said Thorten after he got done beating the Vykers to an unrecognizable pulp
*He, the general, and the other sligs walked back outside to see a surprising large number of muds ready for battle*
"this looks fun, you might wanna take cover boss" *thorten then threw mist behind a large rock*
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  #38  
03-30-2005, 10:09 PM
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"ahhhhhhhhhhhh...UFF"
*speaks on loud speaker*
"OK BOYS....GET THEM FILTY SCUM.....OR NO STEROIDS..."
"oh and thorten....that promotion i was talking about..you got it...your in charge of these sligs....NOW GET TO WORK!"


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  #39  
03-31-2005, 03:22 AM
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bilin: there is a bunch of explosive rocks and dinamite near those canoens, lets go and get them!
( he fire his spooce bow, hitting a dangerous machine, electrocuting everything around it)
bilin: lets get a move on!
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03-31-2005, 08:12 PM
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Thorten: "Ahhh man thats one big bro and five regualr sligs down in that one shot...... *runs and grabs loudspeaker form mist* "HEY! EVERYONE STILL INSIDE SHUT DOWN THE POWER OUT HERE! *all machines in the area then shut down to prevent the muds from frying to many more sligs*
"Now take this" *Thorten walked up to the front line of battle and pulled out his trademark dual blitzpackers and mowed down ten muds in about 15 seconds*
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04-23-2005, 02:09 PM
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"gulp!" Lim gulped as he was cornerd by them. "errrrrr...... Maybe we could talk this through?" "bye bye stipid mudokon!" Thorten said and pointed his gun at him!
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  #42  
05-02-2005, 09:09 PM
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BLAM!
Lim was knocked unconcious by Thorten's shot and was dragged inside to bbe put to work as toilet bowl scrubber
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05-03-2005, 04:12 AM
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this is old... and i'd hate to see this thread revived...

*closed*
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