Newbies den -

OANST · #31 09-15-2010, 01:19 PM

Here's the thing. It wouldn't help the new people. They would never learn that we hate them until too late. All of a sudden they would say to themselves, "Selves, we're no longer newbies. We should mosey on over to the rest of the forum where we will be greeted with love, understanding, and respect". Except no. You're still new. And we hate you. Dig a hole and die in it, new person.

pointblanc-slig · #32 09-15-2010, 11:45 PM

I salute you ledsnipe for trying to make your own original thread
but i still reckon that this is a big time waster and that you were just trying to hard to make a new thread to either get you more rep or just because you were bored

OANST · #33 09-16-2010, 07:27 AM

I hate you, you fucking new person.

Dynamithix · #34 09-16-2010, 09:01 AM

That's an excellent way to attract new Oddworld fans to this lovely forum! Good one OANST!

abe is now! · #35 09-16-2010, 09:38 AM

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Here's the thing. It wouldn't help the new people. They would never learn that we hate them until too late. All of a sudden they would say to themselves, "Selves, we're no longer newbies. We should mosey on over to the rest of the forum where we will be greeted with love, understanding, and respect". Except no. You're still new. And we hate you. Dig a hole and die in it, new person.

Are you referring to me?

OANST · #36 09-16-2010, 10:13 AM

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Are you referring to me?

AiN, come on. Of course I'm not referring to you. I'm referring to new people. New people are terrible. Like Dynamithix. He's new. I fucking hate him. Die you stupid new person.

MeechMunchie · #37 09-16-2010, 10:51 AM

Cram it, Grandpa, or we'll put you in a home.

OANST · #38 09-16-2010, 10:52 AM

Kill all babies. Babies are stupid.

MeechMunchie · #39 09-16-2010, 10:54 AM

Take it easy, Herod.

abe is now! · #40 09-16-2010, 11:46 AM

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AiN, come on. Of course I'm not referring to you. I'm referring to new people. New people are terrible. Like Dynamithix. He's new. I fucking hate him. Die you stupid new person.

Oh forgive me OANST, I can't understand how I could misunderstood you!

Anyway all I can say is: newbies, you should not annoy other members with Oddworld in every section of the forum. Post also in the Off Topic section. I think it would be great.

And don't ask for new Abe's games' information!

MA · #41 09-16-2010, 02:23 PM

listen to Italio.

Dynamithix · #42 09-16-2010, 02:30 PM

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New people are terrible. Like Dynamithix. He's new. I fucking hate him. Die you stupid new person.

I'm not new, I'm just glorious. And I know you love me. I love you too. <3

STM · #43 09-17-2010, 03:11 AM

Ja, you must love cute giraffe man, and mudokon master, there so sweet, MM gave me an EGO! Oanst, an ego!

Dynamithix · #44 09-17-2010, 03:47 AM

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cute giraffe man

WHOA WHOA WHOA. Cut it.

You obviously know I'm a mudokon hiding inside a giraffe. But yes, my avatar is pretty cute.

Phylum · #45 09-17-2010, 04:05 AM

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Ja, you must love cute giraffe man, and mudokon master, there so sweet, MM gave me an EGO! Oanst, an ego!

We must love them? You're going to make us?

Also, why are you sating OANST is an ego?

OANST · #46 09-17-2010, 07:18 AM

Now I hate you all. New or not.

Dynamithix · #47 09-17-2010, 08:14 AM

And we love you too.

MA · #48 09-17-2010, 08:51 AM

OANST is our cancerous lump in this body of love.

STM · #49 09-17-2010, 10:28 AM

I suggest you do like him, he's fluffy, I'm looking through his windows now actually, he wears a giraffe suit in real life believe it or not.

Dynamithix · #50 09-17-2010, 11:38 AM

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he wears a giraffe suit in real life believe it or not.

Impostor!

***Nate*** · #51 09-18-2010, 04:13 AM

Next time you guys spam, at least try to be less dull.