Bat or Knife In A Fight To The Death? -

T-nex · #31 07-21-2012, 04:15 AM

If I had stuck with Martial arts when I was younger, Id probly say Knife. But I didn't, so bat

.. Then the bat would bite the opponent and give them animal diseases.

Fluff [: · #32 07-22-2012, 10:45 PM

bat. knifes are only good on halo reach - swat.

Laser · #33 07-23-2012, 02:37 AM

Last time I checked, knives are pretty good in real life as well.

Nepsotic · #34 07-23-2012, 04:20 AM

Yeah, how do you think I buttered my toast this morning?

Mac Sirloin · #35 07-23-2012, 05:10 AM

I'm not sure how the laws are in other places, but I just realized that an 8 inch knife would be illegal in Canada. I believe our legal maximum is a 7 inch blade. So just to reaffirm, baseball bat. I wouldn't want to beat a man to death and then have to go to jail for having a dumb knife after all.

Nepsotic · #36 07-23-2012, 07:02 AM

My brother has a large knife, (Just for show, of course), and a baseball bat, not for show. And not for playing baseball either.

OANST · #37 07-23-2012, 07:57 AM

He puts it in his bum.

Manco · #38 07-23-2012, 08:25 AM

That’s what we call batting for the other team.

Nepsotic · #39 07-23-2012, 09:43 AM

No, he's just paranoid of burglars.
I put it up my bum, though.

Mac Sirloin · #40 07-23-2012, 06:40 PM

That's disgustingly unhealthy for your butthole. You shouldn't be such a butthole abuser.

Nepsotic · #41 07-24-2012, 01:03 AM

What? Around 70% of the people on this forum are butthole abusers, and there's nothing wrong with that. If you don't like it, you can

Those are Dr. Karl's words.

Strike Witch · #42 07-24-2012, 01:44 AM

Bronies aren't allowed to post that video.

MeechMunchie · #43 07-24-2012, 01:56 AM

And I'm pretty sure that Dr. Karl's already made his views on sexual deviancy quite clear.

Plus, that's not even Karl. That's Mat.

OANST · #44 07-24-2012, 06:06 AM

Dr. Karl made two videos. Kurt the Petophile made one, and I made one. MM, and Strike Cunt are both correct. That's a Mat video, and any bronie that posts it has failed to take it's advice.

Varrok · #45 07-24-2012, 06:27 AM

May I ask who are those people? Still getting used to your OWF memes/recurring themes

OANST · #46 07-24-2012, 06:44 AM

I made a series of videos making fun of people in the zoophilia thread, and one video attacking WoF's character during a fake election.

And then this video where I clearly had gained a lot of weight. But I lost almost all of it!

Wings of Fire · #47 07-24-2012, 08:25 AM

Tch

Can't find the youtube poop Used made.

OANST · #48 07-24-2012, 08:57 AM

Wings of Fire · #49 07-24-2012, 09:07 AM

Laser · #50 07-24-2012, 10:17 AM

That zoophilia thread was amazing.

Phylum · #51 07-24-2012, 02:41 PM

Laser broke the zoophillia rule.

MeechMunchie · #52 07-24-2012, 03:19 PM

What, the one about zoophilia, where we're not allowed to mention zoophila, because it pushes up our Google ranking for the term "zoophilia", especially when used in the phrase "zoophila forum"?

DON'T JOIN JUST TO POST ABOUT ZOOPHILIA, WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

EDIT: Oh, and there's also that .gif I made in case people found clicking on YouTube videos too strenuous.

I think we (though I don't know how much "we" is) might have tried to get it on the emotes list for a while.

***Nate*** · #53 07-24-2012, 06:15 PM

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Dr. Karl made two videos. Kurt the Petophile made one, and I made one. MM, and Strike Cunt are both correct. That's a Mat video, and any bronie that posts it has failed to take it's advice.

Was Kurt the 'The Doctor Is In' videos? So Kurt is a doctor as well?

OANST · #54 07-25-2012, 06:20 AM

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Was Kurt the 'The Doctor Is In' videos? So Kurt is a doctor as well?

The guy whose post I was dramatizing claimed to be a doctor. So, yes. They are both doctors. But very different doctors!

MA · #55 07-26-2012, 09:13 AM

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If you're fighting with a bat, you shouldn't be hitting to kill. You should be hitting to disable. Leave the torso alone, as it has the greatest ability to absorb the blow. You want to aim for the extremities, starting with the hands, or forearms. You want to disable their ability to fight back before you actually try to kill them.

i disagree. i've always firmly believed in going for the midsection. you can hit someone in the torso so hard it fucks them up for a good while. i've had it happen to me before, it feels like you're having a heart attack and your lungs swell. it just winds you to the point where you can't breath.

personally i'd take the bat and kick my own arse. smash it into the ribs as hard as you physically can and i fucking guarantee the cunt won't want to fight you anymore. some steroid freaks i used to know would try and do this with their bare fists, just hit them in the chest like a cannon ball. apparently it works, especially if you're thin.

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I'm not sure how the laws are in other places, but I just realized that an 8 inch knife would be illegal in Canada. I believe our legal maximum is a 7 inch blade. So just to reaffirm, baseball bat. I wouldn't want to beat a man to death and then have to go to jail for having a dumb knife after all.

it's ridiculously easy to get blades in England. i used to collect penknives when i was 16 and i used to be able to just go into a shop and buy the biggest fucking knife i could see without any parent supervision or any of that shit. then i'd be walking around town for the rest of the day with a fucking 6ft razor in my pocket, wrapped in paper. i don't know why they used to wrap it in paper of all things.

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What? Around 70% of the people on this forum are butthole abusers, and there's nothing wrong with that. If you don't like it, you can

Those are Dr. Karl's words.

do you even know who the fuck Dr. Karl is? you need a lecture on forum history.

STM · #56 07-26-2012, 10:00 AM

They're easier to buy in Spain. I bought a switch blade generally designed for knifing someone (as made obvious by the grip) at the age of 14 for under 10 euro.

Nepsotic · #57 07-26-2012, 03:08 PM

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i disagree. i've always firmly believed in going for the midsection. you can hit someone in the torso so hard it fucks them up for a good while. i've had it happen to me before, it feels like you're having a heart attack and your lungs swell. it just winds you to the point where you can't breath.

personally i'd take the bat and kick my own arse. smash it into the ribs as hard as you physically can and i fucking guarantee the cunt won't want to fight you anymore. some steroid freaks i used to know would try and do this with their bare fists, just hit them in the chest like a cannon ball. apparently it works, especially if you're thin.

it's ridiculously easy to get blades in England. i used to collect penknives when i was 16 and i used to be able to just go into a shop and buy the biggest fucking knife i could see without any parent supervision or any of that shit. then i'd be walking around town for the rest of the day with a fucking 6ft razor in my pocket, wrapped in paper. i don't know why they used to wrap it in paper of all things.

do you even know who the fuck Dr. Karl is? you need a lecture on forum history.

To be honest I think I know a fair bit more than the average noob.

Wings of Fire · #58 07-26-2012, 03:24 PM

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To be honest I think I know a fair bit more than the average noob.

You've been here for eleven months, this isn't quite the achievement you think it is.

Manco · #59 07-26-2012, 03:25 PM

I don’t generally associate OWF with achieving.

Wings of Fire · #60 07-26-2012, 03:25 PM

Ouch.