...but when they attempted this a blinding light burst forth and obliterated everything for miles around. This caused the ghost of the infamous inventer Lecithine to...
...grew a giant rash covered scrotum on his face and became the powerful...
(damn havok stealing my reply)
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Freedom is the only important thing, personal liberty the only pathway to dignity. Anything that stands in the way is the enemy, no matter what costume it wears. Stop being afraid of everything.
.....he jumped up and slapped her silly, But then he slapped her so hard that she died! The next thing he knew was the cops were after him, he had a good idea! he was going to.....
...call Sporky the Christmas octopus to squirt highly toxic ink on the cops, but then he relized that his stomach, legs, right arm, one of his lungs, lower intestine, and right kidney were all missing, then the cops...
.... Smeechy refused to carry him and instead took a big fat crap on his head. suddenly he got pissed and took a big fat crap on smeechys head. then the two of them......
...had a scat party and invited the cops along. With this, suddenly the Pube Muppet showed up and said: "Hello my good men, I am the Pube Muppet and I would like to request the following from you...
... "Frosty the snowman was a very jolly soul" began the chorus of children. The choirmaster gleamed in the night air, as he lead the children through...
