Oddworld Forums > Zulag Two > Off-Topic Discussion
Post your problems thread


1 2
 
Thread Tools
 
  #31  
11-23-2010, 10:35 AM
OANST's Avatar
OANST
Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator
Our worst member ever
  
: Jun 2003
: Them dark fucking woods
: 12,320
Blog Entries: 134
Rep Power: 40
OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)
Male prostitute, maybe?
__________________


My bowels hurt.

  #32  
11-23-2010, 10:37 AM
Alcar's Avatar
Alcar
Oddworld Forums Owner
Magical Happy Dream Queen
  
: Nov 2001
: Sydney, AU
: 6,698
Blog Entries: 14
Rep Power: 28
Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)
That would have been an option three months ago. Unfortunately, due to a few medical issues I've lapsed on my healthy eating and exercise. No one wants to fuck an overweight dude

Alcar...
__________________
General OWF Information
Forum Rules § Titles, Ranks & Reputation
Signature / Avatar Requests § Forum Suggestions & Help
Oddworld Forums Blog

Upcoming Forum Events
11th Anniversary of Abe's Exoddus (September) § 9th Anniversary of the Oddworld Forums (May 2009)
Release of Citizen Siege (2020) § Double Back Ceremony (Daily)

“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.” - Nate
  #33  
11-23-2010, 10:38 AM
OANST's Avatar
OANST
Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator
Our worst member ever
  
: Jun 2003
: Them dark fucking woods
: 12,320
Blog Entries: 134
Rep Power: 40
OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)
Are you up to 125 pounds now? How disgusting.
__________________


My bowels hurt.

  #34  
11-23-2010, 11:19 AM
T-nex's Avatar
T-nex
Frosties and Buttsex
  
: Aug 2003
: Denmark
: 4,811
Blog Entries: 80
Rep Power: 27
T-nex (3441)T-nex (3441)T-nex (3441)T-nex (3441)T-nex (3441)T-nex (3441)T-nex (3441)T-nex (3441)T-nex (3441)T-nex (3441)T-nex (3441)
:
No one wants to fuck an overweight dude

Alcar...
Oh, yet you would be so wrong. X_x
__________________
Wil siger (17:13):
Hey, I have massive nuts. :@

============
☃❅☃❄☃

  #35  
11-23-2010, 11:48 AM
Alcar's Avatar
Alcar
Oddworld Forums Owner
Magical Happy Dream Queen
  
: Nov 2001
: Sydney, AU
: 6,698
Blog Entries: 14
Rep Power: 28
Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)
:
Are you up to 125 pounds now? How disgusting.
I have no idea about Imperial measurements In metric, I'm 75kg - but with that you have to take into account my shorter stature.

:
Oh, yet you would be so wrong. X_x
Fair enough, I've done my fair share. More to the point, however, is that I doubt people would pay to sleep with someone overweight.

Alcar...
__________________
General OWF Information
Forum Rules § Titles, Ranks & Reputation
Signature / Avatar Requests § Forum Suggestions & Help
Oddworld Forums Blog

Upcoming Forum Events
11th Anniversary of Abe's Exoddus (September) § 9th Anniversary of the Oddworld Forums (May 2009)
Release of Citizen Siege (2020) § Double Back Ceremony (Daily)

“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.” - Nate
  #36  
11-23-2010, 11:51 AM
OANST's Avatar
OANST
Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator
Our worst member ever
  
: Jun 2003
: Them dark fucking woods
: 12,320
Blog Entries: 134
Rep Power: 40
OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)
You've never seen American hookers.
__________________


My bowels hurt.

  #37  
11-23-2010, 11:52 AM
Alcar's Avatar
Alcar
Oddworld Forums Owner
Magical Happy Dream Queen
  
: Nov 2001
: Sydney, AU
: 6,698
Blog Entries: 14
Rep Power: 28
Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)Alcar (1705)
Are you telling me that all the stick-thin crack-addict prostitutes I see on Cops aren't the norm?

I couldn't handle such a revelation.

Alcar...
__________________
General OWF Information
Forum Rules § Titles, Ranks & Reputation
Signature / Avatar Requests § Forum Suggestions & Help
Oddworld Forums Blog

Upcoming Forum Events
11th Anniversary of Abe's Exoddus (September) § 9th Anniversary of the Oddworld Forums (May 2009)
Release of Citizen Siege (2020) § Double Back Ceremony (Daily)

“Also, we don't need no Jacob to gay this place up. We have officially won the award for the forum with a highest proportion of gay members whilst not being themed about poojabbing, cowboys or Kylie.” - Nate
  #38  
11-23-2010, 11:55 AM
OANST's Avatar
OANST
Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator
Our worst member ever
  
: Jun 2003
: Them dark fucking woods
: 12,320
Blog Entries: 134
Rep Power: 40
OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)
We got us some fat ass hookers in Detroit.
__________________


My bowels hurt.

  #39  
11-23-2010, 12:04 PM
Sekto Springs's Avatar
Sekto Springs
Silent Contributor
  
: May 2003
: In the smile of every larvae.
: 7,350
Blog Entries: 75
Rep Power: 28
Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)
:
Fair enough, I've done my fair share. More to the point, however, is that I doubt people would pay to sleep with someone overweight.
Google "BBW" and call me in the morning.
__________________
HAPPY HOL-ODD-DAYS!
I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add.
  #40  
11-23-2010, 01:13 PM
Ridg3's Avatar
Ridg3
Outlaw Flamer
  
: Aug 2009
: Craggy Island
: 2,522
Blog Entries: 13
Rep Power: 18
Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)
My penis is too big.
__________________
"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
  #41  
11-23-2010, 01:26 PM
Sekto Springs's Avatar
Sekto Springs
Silent Contributor
  
: May 2003
: In the smile of every larvae.
: 7,350
Blog Entries: 75
Rep Power: 28
Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)Sekto Springs (4398)
No. Your girlfriend's just too small.
__________________
HAPPY HOL-ODD-DAYS!
I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add.
  #42  
11-23-2010, 01:28 PM
Ridg3's Avatar
Ridg3
Outlaw Flamer
  
: Aug 2009
: Craggy Island
: 2,522
Blog Entries: 13
Rep Power: 18
Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)Ridg3 (3307)
Then I don't have a problem...

Wait, I do have one. My girlfriend's too small.
__________________
"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
  #43  
11-23-2010, 01:30 PM
MA's Avatar
MA
DOES NOT COMPUTE
  
: Nov 2007
: shit creek
: 5,106
Blog Entries: 10
Rep Power: 26
MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)
i killed a man.
  #44  
11-23-2010, 01:34 PM
scrabface's Avatar
scrabface
Grubb Fisherman
  
: Nov 2008
: nowhere
: 984
Rep Power: 16
scrabface (1012)scrabface (1012)scrabface (1012)scrabface (1012)scrabface (1012)scrabface (1012)scrabface (1012)scrabface (1012)
:
My penis is too big.
MA's vagina is too big, and I haven't seen it yet!
  #45  
11-23-2010, 01:40 PM
MA's Avatar
MA
DOES NOT COMPUTE
  
: Nov 2007
: shit creek
: 5,106
Blog Entries: 10
Rep Power: 26
MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)MA (9593)
there's only one cockerel allowed to crow on my roof.
  #46  
11-23-2010, 01:56 PM
OANST's Avatar
OANST
Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator
Our worst member ever
  
: Jun 2003
: Them dark fucking woods
: 12,320
Blog Entries: 134
Rep Power: 40
OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)OANST (16390)
Piece of advice to all those people who want to make serious threads. Never ever ever list the things that you don't want us to do in the thread. Never. What the fuck is wrong with you?
__________________


My bowels hurt.

  #47  
11-23-2010, 06:52 PM
Nate's Avatar
Nate
Oddworld Administrator
Rainbow of Flavour
  
: Apr 2002
: Seattle (woo!)
: 16,311
Blog Entries: 176
Rep Power: 41
Nate (13497)Nate (13497)Nate (13497)Nate (13497)Nate (13497)Nate (13497)Nate (13497)Nate (13497)Nate (13497)Nate (13497)Nate (13497)
OANST wins the award for only worthwhile post in this thread.

:
Anyway, I can't do the secret deleted posts thingy, so I'm just gonna say this here.
SRSLY... you haven't worked out our secret form of communication yet? What sort of mod are you?
__________________
:
Spending as long as I do here, it's easy to forget that Oddworld has actual fans.

1 2

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 







 
 
- Oddworld Forums - -