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And a quality video to go along with it. Kudos, friend. Tim and Eric always find the weirdest looking people, don't they?

I am a jeweler. I work with gold, silver, and platinum mainly and design jewelry, size rings, fix chains, and set diamonds and gems. Lots of repair work.

I've pretty much retired as a TV repair man. Just got burned out.
Incredibly fun fact: The guy who does the "Raise my roof" dance on Tim and Eric was actually the character model for Tom's wife on Tom goes to the mayor.

I'm referring to the really, really fat guy who jumps up and down completely nude. Season 1 or 2.

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09-22-2010, 09:15 PM
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Have the 'roids shrunk your testicles significantly so far?
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No, I had my testicles converted into that car. It is my ballcar. It is beauty.
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09-23-2010, 06:34 AM
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Man, your balls are gorgeous!
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We all have beauty hidden inside our balls.

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09-23-2010, 07:15 AM
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Gonad!
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09-23-2010, 08:41 AM
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I don't believe me, my balls never looked younger than 20, lol, I am an egotistical, attention seeking student, shy, pretty much a depressive loser as well! Was that hip as the youngsters say.
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I don't know. You're a youngster and pretentious to boot so you tell me?
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I do something similar with women's faeces.
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Best thing you've ever said.
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Thankyou good centipede

EDIT: I mean caterpillar
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I'm one of the most Negative people I know, and yes, I'm fucking bragging about it. It's one of my best features, the positive pessimist.
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God, warning for anyone who doesn't know you, this is a good warning, fuck i mean, my legitimate topic about radio yesterday got obliterated by you!!!! XD And negrepped!

But we wouldn't be a tightly knit bunch without him.
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You followed that last post with this? How disappointing.
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I know, I tried to keep up the streak but I'm rarely good at being spontaneous and funny probably why I spent 2008 in the fan corner...
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God, warning for anyone who doesn't know you, this is a good warning, fuck i mean, my legitimate topic about radio yesterday got obliterated by you!!!! XD And negrepped!

But we wouldn't be a tightly knit bunch without him.
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sorta of yes, it was a compliment hidden in a bundle of angry remarks
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Kastere is a dick.
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Bawww, I think that Kastere has his own little fan club.
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I want to post pictures of a baby seal, but am worried about repeating the great organ fiasco.
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i used to pull tits, scrape shit and pull half conscious animals out of bloody, quivering vaginas.
Surely your ex girlfriend couldn't have been that bad man.
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I want to post pictures of a baby seal, but am worried about repeating the great organ fiasco.
What's wrong with your great organ?
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I was going to post a picture of my mighty, bloated head MSpainted on top of some random google images search picture of someone playing a big ol' Organ, but I decided talking about it and saving myself the trouble of actually finding the picture of myself I want to use was better.
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I was going to post a picture of my mighty, bloated head MSpainted on top of some random google images search picture of someone playing a big ol' Organ, but I decided talking about it and saving myself the trouble of actually finding the picture of myself I want to use was better.
This is almost as good, huh?



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