Am I Doing the Awards this Year? -

STM · #31 01-21-2015, 10:44 AM

I go through them like a knife through butter.

A sharp knife.

abe is now! · #32 01-21-2015, 11:04 AM

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Lol I got a job, a career, a uni place, a girlfriend and travelled to America in a year. What did you do m80?

I didn't travel to America and I didn't get any uni places...

STM · #33 01-21-2015, 11:57 AM

HA. I WIN.

<3

AlexFili · #34 01-29-2015, 07:36 AM

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You guys don't even know what used to happen on MSN in the mid-2000s.

MSN was legendary. All those funny emotes...

**JayDee** · #35 01-30-2015, 07:30 PM

We need new categories, something like Most Devilishly Handsome Member From Yorkshire or something.

Phylum · #36 01-30-2015, 07:51 PM

"User who suggested the most new categories"

Varrok · #37 01-31-2015, 01:57 AM

Most MS-like user:
The user whose trolling/obnoxious/strange behavior caused the biggest stir on OWF

STM · #38 02-01-2015, 10:53 PM

I'm just working on the main body, nearly finished guys.

Phylum · #39 02-02-2015, 12:15 AM

I'll try to actually be on Skype over the next few days, sorry man!

Nepsotic · #40 02-09-2015, 11:58 PM

8 days later...

Phylum · #41 02-10-2015, 01:25 AM

Sorry guys, STM and I stole all of the money from the Kickstarter campaign and eloped to Spain. See you shits next Oddtour.

Varrok · #42 02-10-2015, 02:42 AM

I can do the awards this year:

You all lose.

Have a good day.

Crashpunk · #43 02-10-2015, 04:32 AM

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Sorry guys, STM and I stole all of the money from the Kickstarter campaign and eloped to Spain. See you shits next Oddtour.

Well this is awkward. The next Oddtour is in Spain.

Phylum · #44 02-10-2015, 04:40 AM

That only makes it harder to spend all of your hard earned money travelling the world!

OANST · #45 02-10-2015, 09:00 AM

Pretty sure the next Oddtour is in Michigan when you fuckers all come to my wedding.

Right?

Right.

Varrok · #46 02-10-2015, 09:24 AM

You're doing your wedding at Oddtour?

OANST · #47 02-10-2015, 11:11 AM

Oddtour is a state of mind, man.

Varrok · #48 02-10-2015, 12:08 PM

You can do an Oddworld-theme wedding. In a factory, with all the people wearing only tribal shorts and bald

OANST · #49 02-10-2015, 12:14 PM

You're uninvited.

STM · #50 02-10-2015, 01:02 PM

I'm coming.

OANST · #51 02-10-2015, 01:05 PM

Well, now you have to.

STM · #52 02-10-2015, 01:43 PM

No no, I'm coming.

Varrok · #53 02-10-2015, 01:49 PM

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You're uninvited.

Thank Odd.

See what I did there?

#oddworldfan

MeechMunchie · #54 02-10-2015, 03:01 PM

I would actually come, and I can probably afford it, but shit like this is hard to organise when you still live your parents.

Like, most of my family don't know OWF exists. You would not believe the lies I spun to stay up playing games with Phylum, or go to OddTour '12, or stay with Wil for a week... It's an awful thing to do, but there is no good way to put "I'm travelling halfway across the country, on my own, to stay with a gay man almost twice my age, who has jokingly propositioned me for sex on multiple occasions over the course of several years, whom I met on the internet talking about video games".

I'm not prepared to lie again, but I reeeaaally don't want to have to explain who OANST is and why I need to travel halfway across the world to see him tie the knot.

My sister occasionally stalks me here. This should be fun.

Phylum · #55 02-10-2015, 03:16 PM

^in the same boat.

Also I think you should go with Varrok's idea on the Oddworld themed wedding. Look, someone already choreographed it for you.

***Nate*** · #56 02-10-2015, 03:52 PM

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I would actually come, and I can probably afford it, but shit like this is hard to organise when you still live your parents.

Like, most of my family don't know OWF exists. You would not believe the lies I spun to stay up playing games with Phylum, or go to OddTour '12, or stay with Wil for a week... It's an awful thing to do, but there is no good way to put "I'm travelling halfway across the country, on my own, to stay with a gay man almost twice my age, who has jokingly propositioned me for sex on multiple occasions over the course of several years, whom I met on the internet talking about video games".

I'm not prepared to lie again, but I reeeaaally don't want to have to explain who OANST is and why I need to travel halfway across the world to see him tie the knot.

My sister occasionally stalks me here. This should be fun.

On I think it was... Oddtour 4a I had the following conversation:
"Bye!"
"Where are you going?"
"To meet up with some friends"
"How do you have friends in London?"
"Uhhh... the internet?"
"Are these gay friends?"
"Uhhhh...."

STM · #57 02-10-2015, 10:58 PM

My parents stopped giving shit a loooong time ago. All I'd need is time off work. ):

***Nate*** · #58 02-10-2015, 11:43 PM

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My parents stopped giving shit a loooong time ago.

Take it as a compliment. The only reason why my mum obsesses about my social life is because I didn't have one until I was in my mid-20s.

STM · #59 02-11-2015, 06:53 AM

To be honest at 16 when I started going into London with girls I met on the internet six years older than me my parents probably gave up. Travelling across to America to live with my girlfriend was the final nail in the coffin. :P

Yay youthful impulsiveness!

STM · #60 02-16-2015, 11:58 PM

We're still working on this by the way guys. It's in Phylum's side of the court at the moment.