Thingummy
CHAPTER 4: The new Slig
INTRODUCING
Name: Number 01
Occupation: Slig Tutor
Age: 12
Likes: Slig's doing push-up's
Hates: Passed Slig's without pushing up once, and Abe.
Looks like: A ordinairy Slig. Green and ugly.
Name: (\/-\/)
Occupation: High scientific prototype.
Age: 2 Months
Likes: His one-of-a-kind restyled body
Hates: Other Sligs making fun of him.
Looks like: A Slig, I mean, a Slig... But it does not look like a Slig. Isn't it a BigBro? No, I see here that he isn't.
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M.O.M NEWS. NEWS YOU CAN(not) USE!!!!
Our correspondents just got Director Phleg so drunk, he would tell us about his top secret plans for a new model of a Slig, and a new type pants. We'll start off with the pants. Phleg says that it is a water proppelored unit. It will make us nearly immune to water. Upgrades will be there and he says we can even go under water with that upgrade. And for the second topic, the restyled Slig! Over to our correspondents.
Correspondent: So, what plans do you have for the new slig?
Phleg: *hick* I dunnowww *hick* woss plans zey 'ave for zat new Sligummy *hick*.
Correspondent: Riggghhhhhh-t. I saw you were in charge of that project.
Phleg: Corr- corr- *hick* -ect. It waz finizd alreddy and it will- *hick* (pukes).
Correspondent: (suprised) ehhhh, over to you, Charlie.
And that's the end already of our news! Need to be updated? Scan //\///\\*//\\\?'////\\\-+ right away!
(If your model cannot support Scan-phone yet, consult an immediate upgrade medic and get patched!)
Ofcourse our interviewed was drunk and information he gave could not be 100% correct.
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Don't be selfish!
Give some pain to the others, too!
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