Well....after all...we're men! -

OANST · #31 07-03-2010, 07:46 AM

Sit next to her, and then ask if anyone smells tuna.

The Crappin' Elum · #32 07-03-2010, 12:37 PM

I didn't say that I'm going alone with her,there's 1 more girl coming but I'm not intrested in her....and anyways she told me that she will talk to me alone aftert hat girl leaves!A lot of replies here are bullshit,some posts are like wacked ideas that I'm sure won't work! When I'm talking to a girl I need to do it like u know..personally..no movie!Keep eye contact,smile always,tease her a bit(in a good and funny way),show her u care by replying to what she's saying to u! I think these are the simplest and easiest way to make her attracted and maybe give me an "yes"! I think she's currently like a "maybe"...not sure!

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OANST can u go look for another thread to necrum at least this time FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

OANST · #33 07-03-2010, 12:41 PM

Pinch her nipples while making eye contact. Have a gigantic smile on your face, too. Like, open mouthed, drooling smile.

Ridg3 · #34 07-03-2010, 09:46 PM

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tease her a bit(in a good and funny way)

And nothing's more funny than poking fun at her physical/mental problems....does she drool, tease her about it. Next thing you know you'll be a proud memeber of the dickage club.

The dickage club only recruits men and all women will be refused at first sight, if you feel that there is need for a complaint...you can kindly shove it up your hole on 0800-no-one gives a fuck!

***Xavier*** · #35 07-04-2010, 01:06 AM

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show her u care by replying to what she's saying to u!

You definitely know how a woman works...

Josh · #36 07-04-2010, 02:37 AM

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FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

Do that, that sounds good.

T-nex · #37 07-04-2010, 02:44 AM

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I didn't say that I'm going alone with her,there's 1 more girl coming but I'm not intrested in her....and anyways she told me that she will talk to me alone aftert hat girl leaves!A lot of replies here are bullshit,some posts are like wacked ideas that I'm sure won't work! When I'm talking to a girl I need to do it like u know..personally..no movie!Keep eye contact,smile always,tease her a bit(in a good and funny way),show her u care by replying to what she's saying to u! I think these are the simplest and easiest way to make her attracted and maybe give me an "yes"! I think she's currently like a "maybe"...not sure!

WTF? Who told you that's how it works. I'm a woman and I know for a fact that it's not how it works. She'll mostly put you in her friend zone, which is like a spiderweb only worse.

What you need to do is bring your club. I'm serious. Girls love that.

MA · #38 07-04-2010, 03:55 AM

i'm a woman too. i've got the little sign and everything.

The Crappin' Elum · #39 07-04-2010, 04:20 AM

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WTF? Who told you that's how it works. I'm a woman and I know for a fact that it's not how it works. She'll mostly put you in her friend zone, which is like a spiderweb only worse.

What you need to do is bring your club. I'm serious. Girls love that.

And I'm guessing that u have a boyfriend or ure just looking forward to making fun of a 13 years old

***Nate*** · #40 07-04-2010, 04:31 AM

Both, I think you'll find.

Josh · #41 07-04-2010, 04:32 AM

Can't you just go and wank yourself to death like a normal teen and fuck off?

STM · #42 07-04-2010, 06:41 AM

My god, this kid doesn't understand that you should never ask about girls to any one on this forum does he? You could ask me but well, that wouldn't be a good idea since I'm very good at sabotaging my relationships. I think you should go to the cinema and touch the screen, then yell, Oh Mi Gawd I touched the giant television, run back to her giggling and then go I DID THAT FOR YOU, grab her hand, make her touch your stomach then kiss her eye and run off! Because I never did that! Never.

Dixanadu · #43 07-04-2010, 10:28 AM

Let on you're not interested, or interested in another girl. Make her feel unwanted and undesired. Chicks love being treated like crap.

Sekto Springs · #44 07-04-2010, 03:14 PM

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And I'm guessing that u have a boyfriend or ure just looking forward to making fun of a 13 years old

She's my girlfriend, and the only reason she loves me is because my club is so massive.
Without the club, you're just a nobody.

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Let on you're not interested, or interested in another girl. Make her feel unwanted and undesired. Chicks love being treated like crap.

This is pretty much 100% true.

Oddsville · #45 07-04-2010, 09:13 PM

Just go there, be yourself, have a good time; then afterwards tell her you really like her and that you'd like to go out on a date with her. End of story.

Leto · #46 07-04-2010, 09:21 PM

Act really gay and flamboyant, and become her 'gay friend'. She will love you more than all her other friends. A few years down the line (giving legal issues and pubescence time enough to run it's course) she will profess her love to you, being sad that you are so gay. Then you can pretend you're bisexual and smash that box, nawm sayn?

Saw Eclipse last night, it was pretty dece. If she is of a comparable age to yourself, she will leave the cinema flustered and strangely aroused.

moxco · #47 07-05-2010, 12:11 AM

^^^^

Leto may be trolling you, but that may actually work.

Crashpunk · #48 07-05-2010, 01:30 AM

Your only 13 Dude. just stay in the friends zone then ask her out when your a little older. just act normal. wear normal clothes and just pretend you like Twilight (if thats even possible, them movies are terrible)

oh I'm 16 with Girl troubles. sucks doesn't it...(saddly no

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abe is now! · #49 07-05-2010, 04:25 AM

If you are gonna read this post one day, dear The Crappin' Elum, remember that these things that we tell you come from our hearts, and that we absolutely are not teling you something that we know is not good. Because we love you.

Havoc · #50 07-05-2010, 07:06 AM

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SO I'M CURRENTLY IN THE FRIEND ZONE

Good luck with that. Takes some real skill to get out of that.

And if you're still willing to give it a shot, just be yourself and tell her how you feel.

The Crappin' Elum · #51 07-05-2010, 07:48 AM

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Your only 13 Dude. just stay in the friends zone then ask her out when your a little older. just act normal. wear normal clothes and just pretend you like Twilight (if thats even possible, them movies are terrible)

oh I'm 16 with Girl troubles. sucks doesn't it...(saddly no

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Well I told her how I felt about her,didn't rly get a response,she just told me that she's not intrested too much in me as a "bf" btw what's up with being 13?I have friends at the same age that have gf's and kiss in class :P

Wings of Fire · #52 07-05-2010, 07:59 AM

Your friends who kiss in class probably have cooties!

Josh · #53 07-05-2010, 08:07 AM

By which he means Genital Herpes. Kids these days get up to some freaky shit.

Dixanadu · #54 07-05-2010, 08:07 AM

They're probably not even open mouth kisses either.

OANST · #55 07-05-2010, 08:08 AM

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Well I told her how I felt about her,didn't rly get a response,she just told me that she's not intrested too much in me as a "bf" btw what's up with being 13?I have friends at the same age that have gf's and kiss in class :P

Did you stick your pinky in her butt?

Ridg3 · #56 07-05-2010, 09:51 AM

Ask her to be your sex buddy then...sooner or later, relationship will happen.

MA · #57 07-05-2010, 09:52 AM

just get on with the murdering, for fuck's sake.

that's how relationships work, right?

Josh · #58 07-05-2010, 09:53 AM

Rohypnol. Put the sensual back into non-consensual.

T-nex · #59 07-05-2010, 10:03 AM

You should have taken Dixanadu's advice.

Edit: Also, without a club you stood no chance anyway.

Havoc · #60 07-05-2010, 11:06 AM

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Ask her to be your sex buddy then...sooner or later, relationship will happen.

QFT