Shenanigans (an adventure game) -

moxco · #31 06-20-2010, 03:32 AM

Illustrate how a pinecock ejaculates.

scrab queen · #32 06-20-2010, 04:07 AM

==> Give all the mutilated penis blood to a rich vampire. Then bite him.

But you gave your mutilated penis blood to the BAFFLED NURSE!

==> Illustrate how a pinecock ejaculates.

One of your followers is curious about the SACRED PINECOCK. Does it, y'know...work?

That's a good question actually.

You decide to give the non-believer a final parting gift.

HOLYBALLSWHATTHEFUCKISTHIS

Phylum · #33 06-20-2010, 04:10 AM

So he has 2 penises: one on his nose and one in the normal place that is a pine-cone? He should donate a penis to charity.

scrab queen · #34 06-20-2010, 04:42 AM

==> donate a penis to charity

You don't think so. If your face penis which is actually your resurrected real penis goes away, you'll lose your kickass title. And you doubt your followers would be too happy with you getting rid of the SACRED PINECOCK. Especially since what it just did was mindblowingly awesome.

Phylum · #35 06-20-2010, 05:03 AM

I wasn't serious. I suppose I ought to have denoted that.

scrab queen · #36 06-20-2010, 05:15 AM

Bleargh. I'm sorry about that. I'm still kinda drowsy and not thinking straight.

moxco · #37 06-20-2010, 05:25 AM

re you really a chick? Because these comics are displaying you in a really un-ladyish manner.

Phylum · #38 06-20-2010, 05:26 AM

She's a lady on the OWF. 'nuff said.

MeechMunchie · #39 06-20-2010, 11:39 AM

Use your political sway to become world dictator.

scrab queen · #40 06-20-2010, 07:12 PM

==>Use your political sway to become world dic(k)tator.

You make a few cock jokes about the microphones at your speeches and they love you. Your rise to power is nearly complete.

What's this? Opposition?

Holy shit! It's that guy who's dick you cut off and then blasted him with your SACRED PINECOCK LAZER.

It looks like he's replaced his PINECOCK with a PENISAW, and he's out for revenge.

Jesus christ look at that thing, it looks like he's been killing zombies since the minute he got it.

MeechMunchie · #41 06-21-2010, 12:35 AM

Go into some kind of Anime battle with lots of seizure-inducing flashing.

moxco · #42 06-21-2010, 12:44 AM

And attack in that battle by illustrating how a pinecock ejaculates.

scrab queen · #43 06-21-2010, 01:30 AM

This is going to take a while...

As in this might take a few days. I think this deserves a full out animation.

Ridg3 · #44 06-21-2010, 05:01 AM

If you pull this off well you will be God incarnate xD

Josh · #45 07-03-2010, 06:33 AM

So, has Scrab Queen given up on this?

MeechMunchie · #46 07-05-2010, 12:35 PM

Last I heard he was making things flash seizure-inducingly.

scrab queen · #47 07-08-2010, 03:04 PM

Not giving up. I'm animating around the chosen battle music, and I've already got the first few beats synced:

It's just going insanely slow because I'm trying to raise money to go to TuCon and meet up with a friend. At this rate you'll likely see it after I get back in August.

Ridg3 · #48 07-12-2010, 04:00 PM

Looks epic as fuck so far... hurry up with the rest plox.

Jordan · #49 07-17-2010, 05:35 PM

This was fucking awesome. More!