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  #31  
05-27-2009, 07:11 AM
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Indian elephants actually have fairly small ears.
Bigger than yours. Besides, the Japanese actually have fairly small trees.
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05-27-2009, 07:12 AM
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Maybe so. But whilst the elephants' ears are bigger than mine, they stil don't compare to an English tree. A Japanese one, as you said, is more likely.
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05-27-2009, 08:50 AM
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Its skin, on the other hand, is virtually indistinguishable from the sea.
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OK.

The poor have it.
The rich want it.
It's more holy than God.
And more evil than satan.

What is it?
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05-27-2009, 02:44 PM
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OK.

The poor have it.
The rich want it.
It's more holy than God.
And more evil than satan.

What is it?
We just did that one

Edit: Got one:

The man who devised it
Does not want it
The man who brought it
Does not use it
The man who used it
Does not realize it

What is it?

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I really should remember to read the whole thread before i post shouldn't i?
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I am hard yet soft
I am cool to the touch
I am juicy and sweet
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05-29-2009, 07:47 AM
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The man who devised it
Does not want it
The man who brought it
Does not use it
The man who used it
Does not realize it

What is it?
Sarcasm, A Nuclear Bomb or a Dildo.
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05-29-2009, 12:46 PM
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I am hard yet soft
I am cool to the touch
I am juicy and sweet
I am jelly
What am I?
Banned with any luck...
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05-29-2009, 02:22 PM
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I am hard yet soft
I am cool to the touch
I am juicy and sweet
I am jelly
What am I?
tainted semen?
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05-29-2009, 04:23 PM
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I am hard yet soft
I am cool to the touch
I am juicy and sweet
I am jelly
What am I?
Jello.
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05-30-2009, 04:16 AM
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Oh well, another reference nobody gets. If anyone is wondering, the awnser is jelly. Kastere, you are correct.

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The "I am Jelly" line kind of gave it away :/
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A man's height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
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A man's height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
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damn you, i was about to say that.

correct guesses so far:

OddjobAbe 2
BM 1
ArtemisPanthar 2
MA 1
Kastere 1

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damn you, i was about to say that.

correct guesses so far:

OddjobAbe 2
BM 1
ArtemisPanthar 2
MA 1
Kastere 1

The more you take the more you leave behind.
what are they?
Footsteps.

People scaffolding. (THIS IS A RIDDLE)
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05-30-2009, 02:02 PM
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What has Killed Crusaders and will Raise Explorers?
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What has Killed Crusaders and will Raise Explorers?
Time?

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Footsteps.

People scaffolding. (THIS IS A RIDDLE)
your right.

i'm still trying to work out your riddle.
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It's not time!
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the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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It's not time!
The Sea?

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Geographical ignorance.
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Nope/
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the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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It's obviously not money.
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Carbon Nanotubes.

Danascus Steel had them inside them back in the old Crusading days, and they say that they'd be good for building Space Elevators out of.
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the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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There are two men in the room. One always tell the truth and the other always lies.
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What one question can you ask to guarantee you the treasure???

Note- you can't ask 2 questions in one, for example: Which door is the treasure behind and what colour shirt am I wearing?
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If I asked the other guy which door to go through, which would it be?

Then do the opposite.
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There is a room with two doors. Behind one door is treasure, behind the other is nothing.
There are two men in the room. One always tell the truth and the other always lies.
You don't know which man is which.

What one question can you ask to guarantee you the treasure???

Note- you can't ask 2 questions in one, for example: Which door is the treasure behind and what colour shirt am I wearing?
Which door would the other guard say is the correct one?

EDIT: I should really read all the other posts first D:
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