What Do You Look Like? (V13)

[Ridg3]

Ever seen a beard with egg yolk dried into it? Not great.

[STM]

Wash it then. I keep my fuzz neatly trimmed...recently not so much because I've got no social obligations until the weekend but, I always make sure it's clean and conditioned though.

[MA]

eating eggs, ie: yolk, is a minefield of embarrassment for beardo's. i don't bother anymore, scrape it all off.

[Ridg3]

Like fuck am I going to walk to a guy with any type of foodstuff in their beards and wash it out. I like to avoid those types of people.

[MA]

PIN HIM DOWN AND WASH IT

[Nate]

I'm just a self hating grizzly.

Ditto. I find beards quite unattractive. I'm just lazy. And also not the sort of person who looks at himself in the mirror very often.

So, basically, I want to find a guy who likes beards whilst being incapable of growing one.

[Vyrien]

Beards are nice if styled properly and looked after, just like scalp-hair. Otherwise you just look like a scruffy git or a tramp depending on the length.

[Jordan]

but they're so good for storing food for later!

i wish i could grow a beard, it just comes out ginger and patchy

[Phylum]

This is me cropped out of a photo with some friends. I look like I'm wearing a turtle neck for some reason, but this was what my beard looked like a few weeks ago. It's been trimmed pretty drastically since.



The teachers in the music center at school decided that I was getting ready to audition for Castaway.

[MA]

do all Aussie's have the capability to grow thunderous beards? i don't understand.

[Phylum]

I'm at State Music Camp this week, and parents dropping kids off/buying things keep asking me questions because they assume I'm a staff member. I'm beardier than any of the staff.

[Vyrien]

Phylum is the beard king.

[Manco]

How’s Tintin doin’?

[Jordan]

the beard makes you look like a completely different person, you look nothing like old Phylum!

[MA]

Phylum MKII

[JayDee]

I let my girlfriend put some of her makeup on me.




I felt like a princess.

[abe is now!]

new glasses

[Varrok]

You have some unusual diet, sir

[abe is now!]

I know, I know... it helps me keeping my abs strong.

[Nepsotic]

Your eyes... Demon! Demon!

[Slog Bait]

Get the salt

[Crashpunk]

Anyone else think J_dude looks a lot like PewDiePie? I fucking hate that guy.

[STM]

People like Robert Mugabe are alive and kicking and you hate a guy who makes Youtube vidoes? Nice.

[MeechMunchie]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_worse_problems

[Wil]

You say that as though hate is a limited resource. I can assure you that I have yet to discover the bottom of my anger pits.

[Manco]

Emotions are limited, man. I used up all my love in middle school, now I’m a miserable heartless wreck.

[Wil]

I didn't say love with limitless. Besides, at least you have your misery. Good luck running out of that.

[MA]

emotions are limited only by our lifespans. in that respect all evil eventually dies. but so does good.

i suppose they just have a race to outlive each other.

[Wings of Fire]

I would argue that emotions are the one thing not limited by our lifespans. The marks and scars we leave on other people and the world around us survive well past our death and influence the future.

I don't know I'm tired

[Nepsotic]

All I know is hate. Hate everywhere. Fucking ces pit of hate.

I don't know what a ces pit is.

Also, it isn't PewDiePie you should be hating, it's his fucking fans. Fuck.