The moral dilemma thread

[OANST]

Neither. I'd go ride a fucking unicorn.

[Wings of Fire]

Confront, that one seems pretty simple to me.

If you don't tell her then first off you'll have the guilt of breaking into her house on your mind, as well as the guilt of looking at her diary and all the uneasiness of knowing that one of your best friends jills off to you. If you tell her then you're sparing yourself the guilt, sparing everyone the lies and awkwardness, and if she stops being your friend because of it then frankly you were the one who broke into her house and you don't deserve her friendship.

[OANST]

But....Forest of Magic....Why waste your time when there are unicorns to be ridden?

[Sekto Springs]

Marisa Kirisame and Alice Margatroid are neighbours in the forest of magic. Marisa has an outgoing and silly personality, while Alice is quiet and reserved. One night during a party at the nearby shrine, Alice, a bit tipsy, admitted she had a romantic interest in someone. The other people at the party were too drunk to remember the conversation, but Marisa did. Over the past two weeks, Marisa has been trying to find out who it is out of both curiosity and an urge to reveal the romance to the person, whoever it may be.

Marisa's prodding never provoked a response from Alice, so she resolved to find out another way. When Alice left her house, Marisa entered through an open window and went snooping through Alice's study. There, she found Alice's diary, and discovered to her shock that she was the one Alice loved. Then she realized that she had just broken into Alice's house and gone through her most secret thoughts to obtain private information.

If you were Marisa, what would you do next? Leave the house, pretend you never looked in the Diary and try to act normal when Alice visits for tea? Or confront her about her feelings and all the repercussions from you trespassing?

You sure this premise isn't stolen from god-only-knows how many Yuri novels?

Also, why ride a unicorn when you could ride a pegasus? Or better yet, a wyvern?

Also I'm going to make a leap here and contribute to this topic;
You're spelunking in a deep, dark cavern. Your tour guide is a pregnant woman. Suddenly, one of the cave walls gives way and the caverns begin to flood with water. You rush to the only exit, only to find that debris from the cave in has significantly reduced the size of the hole. The pregnant woman, being in front, tries to get through the hole but gets stuck thanks to her girth. Try as you might, you cannot push her or pull her out. The water is rising fast. The other tour guide happens to have a stick of dynamite on him.

Do you light the stick of dynamite to blow the pregnant woman and debris out of your way? This will most assuredly kill her.

Or do you stay and drown while she, having her head outside of the cave, is able to breathe and survive?

Anyone here read Sophie's Choice?

[Strike Witch]

You sure this premise isn't stolen from god-only-knows how many Yuri novels?

Where do you think I got it from?

[Sekto Springs]

I got a moral dilemma for you, Ghost.
Gen Fukunga calls you up and tells you he wants you to be the new executive producer of Funimation productions and says he has perfected the technology necessary to bring any anime character to life to be your loveslave. He tells you to meet him for lunch at noon. You do, you talk, then he takes you back to a seedy motel. He ties you to the bed, drops his pants, and squats over your mouth. He tells you that if you want the job, you have to eat his defecation.

Do you do it?

[Strike Witch]

Fuck no. If it was KyoAni, maybe.

Miooo <3

[T-nex]

I got a moral dilemma for you, Ghost.
Gen Fukunga calls you up and tells you he wants you to be the new executive producer of Funimation productions and says he has perfected the technology necessary to bring any anime character to life to be your loveslave. He tells you to meet him for lunch at noon. You do, you talk, then he takes you back to a seedy motel. He ties you to the bed, drops his pants, and squats over your mouth. He tells you that if you want the job, you have to eat his defecation.

Do you do it?

That's just disturbing O_o ... God I hate my brain for always showing me mental images of what I read.

[Sekto Springs]

Is this why you didn't like Dirty Potter?


C'mon, you wouldn't eat his poop?

[Wings of Fire]

You people disgust me, and I'm asking a good friend if I can eat her.

[Strike Witch]

But in all seriousness, you're a bad troll, SS.

[Sekto Springs]

But in all seriousness, you're a bad troll, SS.

I'm not trolling.
I'm actually like this.

And hey, I contributed to this topic. Not my fault the rest of you ignored that part.

[Strike Witch]

"Hheeehg, Hheeehg, There's that dumb weaboo again. Weaboos are dumb. Ugly whores. I'd fuck em. Hheehg. Let's see if she's eat shit for anime. Hheeehg, faggot bitch. Fuck'em fuck'em.
I wonder if my limewire download of shitty death metal is done, Hheeehg."

[Sekto Springs]

"Hheeehg, Hheeehg, There's that dumb weaboo again. Weaboos are dumb. Ugly whores. I'd fuck em. Hheehg. Let's see if she's eat shit for anime. Hheeehg, faggot bitch. Fuck'em fuck'em.
I wonder if my limewire download of shitty death metal is done, Hheeehg."

What the fuck is "hheeehg"?
You chose this persona.

And I so don't like death metal D:

[Wings of Fire]

hheeehg

[Sekto Springs]

Meh, I deserved it.
I expected her not to sink to my level, but she did, and it was a sneak attack.

You win this time, Ghost.

[enchilado]

if i wsa in teh majicil forrest i wood aks a virgin to hlep me cach a yunicr0n tehn i wood fukc her

~anyone read Baudolino by Umberto Eco?
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[MA]

~anyone done an IP check?
Mollucks Assistanto

[Nate]

Yes. Shut up.

[used:)]

Being a hard-ass, by Nathan but the Truth.

[enchilado]

No, really, in Baudolino it says (badly spelt) that he took a virgin into the wood to help him catch a unicorn. Because as we all know, the virgin shouldst sit beneath a tree, then the unicorn will come and put his head in her lap. Baudolino is very happy because he put his horn in the virgin's lap.

~it's Umberto Eco, it's brilliant.
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[Nate]

Yes, I got the reference. Still not sure how it's relevant though.

[enchilado]

It's very relevant, almost as relevant as this:



~so... would you die or kill the meech?
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[used:)]

Image doesn't work, and your question is lame.

Back to the affair in the subway, people!

[Daxter King]

Radeh radeh rah!

How about if you´re on a subway and you see a woman getting raped by a man with a gun. There are others in the same carriage but they´re not trying to help at all. Would you step in and try to save her?

I'm gonna go with the old, fight fire with fire routine, and start to rape him. We'll see where it goes after that.

[enchilado]

I'd just shoot him with ma gun... a little blue-nosed semi-automatic. She's a beauty and she's shot many a rapist before! Actually, she hasn't.

~she's shot plenty of rape victims though.
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[OddjobAbe]

Someone get me a vice, I need to hold still so that I can screw my head back on.

[Mac Sirloin]

okay so your best friend has dying and u have to sine off on operatingtion that they get robo implants caz they ar unasleepconscious
robo implants will they life
but dformed
what u chos?e

[Strike Witch]

Ran Yakumo is the servant of Yukari Yakumo, a powerful spirit who maintains the borders of reality. Ran Yakumo has a Shikigami (summoned spirit familiar) named Chen, who is a Cat spirit. Chen has the ability to talk and follow commands, but she's only really as smart as the average cat or young girl. Chen doesn't like this as she admires her superior Ran and yearns to be more human like her.

One day, Ran was making dinner for Yukari when she realized she was out of a certain spice. Yukari was a lazy shit and crabby when she wasn't fed, so Ran quickly got dressed and left the food cooking on the stove, asking Chen to keep an eye on it as she went to fetch the spice. While Ran was gone, Chen noticed that a night sparrow had flown in the open window and perched on the pot's handle, obviously drawn by the smell of the meat. Not knowing any better, Chen leapt at the tasty-looking bird, knocking the simmering dinner everywhere. She then realized what she had done and hid in the nearby Hakurei shrine.

When Ran returned, she found what she took for signs of a scuffle and followed Chen's trail. Ran found the Cat Spirit cowering under the floorboards of the shrine in the middle of the rain, terrified out of her wits. Ran and Chen returned home.

Now, if you were Chen, would you admit to going after the bird, or lie that you didn't follow your animal nature to make you look more intelligent and human-like in Ran's eyes? If you were Ran and Chen admitted she had knocked the food over, would you punish her for her nature or let her off the hook?

[enchilado]

Can't be stuffed reading that.


~has it got lesbians in it?
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