Best Glukkon Ever? -

***Xavier*** · #31 02-22-2002, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by MunchOnThis

You mean coz he's the 'prefect' glukkon?

he's not perfect, if he's perfect he would be GlockStar
He normaly would be perfect later, but he hasn't time enough

MunchOnThis · #32 02-22-2002, 05:17 PM

GlockStar? What LuLu is?

You mean Lulu is perfect?

***Xavier*** · #33 02-22-2002, 05:21 PM

Lulu was helped, Molluck is a self-made-glukkon
He did all himself

MunchOnThis · #34 02-22-2002, 05:26 PM

Lulu was helped to become a glockstar was he?
By who, I wonder? *scratches head* And yeah Mollock's a self-made gluk, I remember now....

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He had climbed, back stabbed, and plotted his way to the top of the Glukkon business hierarchy.

***Xavier*** · #35 02-22-2002, 05:28 PM

LuLu was helped by... Spoiler Abe and Munch.

It's a big part of the Munch's Oddysée game

MunchOnThis · #36 02-22-2002, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by ODDBODD

I fantasise him in a g-string and getting down with... *ahem* i need to go to toilet

A g-string? Unless there's a specially designed g-string for glukkons, how in heck would phleg wear a g-string?

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #37 02-23-2002, 11:58 AM

Eeew, Mullok sucks! He's not sexzy anymore he's an old fart! Dripik on the other hand *ahem* so sexzy.

***Xavier*** · #38 02-23-2002, 03:25 PM

how the hell can a Glukkon be sexy?
You are all wrong=> Slurgs are sexy

ODDBODD · #39 02-23-2002, 03:59 PM

slurgs are sexy... but they taste horible.. OOPS TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

*closes all his glukkon porn on then net*

Cool Paramite · #40 02-23-2002, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by ODDBODD
*closes all his glukkon porn on then net*

Unless there are gay glukkons, that wouldn't excist, since there are no females (except for the queen.)

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #41 02-23-2002, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Xavier
how the hell can a Glukkon be sexy?
You are all wrong=> Slurgs are sexy

Glukkons are sexzy..why?....because they have alot of....

MOOLAAAHHH!!! DINERO! CHA-CHING! CASH! DOUGH!

MunchOnThis · #42 02-23-2002, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by ODDBODD
slurgs are sexy... but they taste horible.. OOPS TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

*closes all his glukkon porn on then net*

In what way are slurgs are sexy?

***Xavier*** · #43 02-23-2002, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by MunchOnThis

In what way are slurgs are sexy?

they are pink

ODDBODD · #44 02-24-2002, 02:25 AM

pink with wild mawhawks! what a rebel to society

***Alcar*** · #45 02-24-2002, 07:47 AM

How do Glukkons wear g-strings?

Well haven't you heard of the new factory on Mudos called 'Dirty Daves Sexy Stuff'?

Custom made for Glukkons, Mudokons, and even Slurgs!

Alcar...

***Xavier*** · #46 02-24-2002, 07:56 AM

I need the adress....
LOL

And did you never think Scrabs have sexy legs?

***Alcar*** · #47 02-24-2002, 08:06 AM

This topic has turned into a place for members to express their inner desires for oddworld creatures. Very sick.

But i guess i will contribute again.

Have you seen fleeches in boxers! i could just go over and *cough* what was it I was saying?

Alcar...

***Xavier*** · #48 02-24-2002, 08:41 AM

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Originally posted by Alcar
This topic has turned into a place for members to express their inner desires for oddworld creatures.

We are only joking...
*euh* I was only joking

Yachiro · #49 02-25-2002, 12:29 AM

Hahha..this is too funny

But it's kinda scary thinking about Glukkons being sexy or whatever..most of their bodies is their arms.>_< I voted for Aslik..is that pronounced azlick or asslick?

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #50 02-25-2002, 03:10 PM

It's 'Azlick'. That's how Dripik prounouces it when he says 'screw you Aslik!'

***Xavier*** · #51 02-25-2002, 03:49 PM

Aslik come from "Ass Liker"
I think...

MunchOnThis · #52 02-25-2002, 06:08 PM

And I thought Aslik came fom asslick......

Tree · #53 02-25-2002, 07:05 PM

I've read some forums, but this ones the funniest.

this ones fun to read. I'm at school and I just moved to a other house and My computer and phone isn't up so I can't talk about stuff yet....Ohhh the bells gonna ring BYEEEEEEE!

MunchOnThis · #54 02-25-2002, 07:16 PM

Gosh,I didn't think it was that funny, but I argee with you Tree this is funny.....

Bye Tree!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #55 02-25-2002, 07:58 PM

This is like Play Oddworld Boy magazine or something..

Anyways, why think Mullok is hot juicy and sexy? I mean, he's an old stale fart and he's just plain disgusting!

General: Attention! Strip! Strip!

Army sligs: Yes sir! *zipper goes up, down, up down*

General: Atteee-topless!

Yeah, to show their sexy metal legs, if ya know what I mean heheh!

Actually, I wonder what general dripik looks like under his suit.

Huge_Bro_Slig · #56 02-25-2002, 08:04 PM

i voted brew master yum soulstorm

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #57 02-25-2002, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Yachiro
Hahha..this is too funny But it's kinda scary thinking about Glukkons being sexy or whatever..most of their bodies is their arms.>_< I voted for Aslik..is that pronounced azlick or asslick?

Is he know for his great ass lickness in all oddworld?

Al the Vykker · #58 02-25-2002, 08:32 PM

I t is pronounced asslik, on the Magog on the March, I think both Molluck and V.P. Aslik are the best.

MunchOnThis · #59 02-26-2002, 04:28 PM

It still looks like 'that old fart' Mollock is still in the lead......
but Dripik is a close second......

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #60 02-26-2002, 09:19 PM

Darn that Mullok!