And Thus it Arrives Through a Vortex.

[SligCabaret]

Well, whatever you decide. Hopefully you'll stay and partake in the madness!!!

Do you want to know what's involved in the initiation?

Yeah sure. Why not, i'm fairly sure i've had worse.

[Pilot]

Yeah sure. Why not, i'm fairly sure i've had worse.

Oh, I think not.

According to the official OWF Elite Charter:

Any member, regardless of seniority, will have to pass an initiation trial in order to be a part of the exclusive OWF elite group and also to be considered for any custom title...

K, what this basically means is that you have to complete the trial outlined (in the following excerpt) to be a part of our group, at which point a custom title CAN be granted but is purely optional. Any Administrator and/or Moderator on this forum has passed this trial, along with any member currently donning a custom title. And it continues:

... the trial is practiced as follows: the member will be given a loaf of sliced bread and, with their hands tied behind their back, MUST proceed to clean up the mess left by the daily elite circle jerk session. The end result must be that the entire loaf of bread be consumed and all the mess cleaned up off the floor in under 5 minutes in order to pass.

So you can see that not only are we a bunch of self-appointed and self-important boobs, but we're also a bunch of wankers.

[SligCabaret]

*licks lips* it's a good thing I spend way too much of my time fantasizing about such a thing. I may just have to take you all up on the offer, as long as I get to watch the preceding frivolities. Seeing as how I'm too gross to get any action of my own, I'm fully willing to mooch off of others.

[Pilot]

it's a good thing I spend way too much of my time fantasizing about such a thing

Oh, hmm.... well that was unexpected... but I assure you that makes two of us kinda. We like to soil and thus traumatize virgin minds. Don't ask how that happened.

Though I might just burst your bubble when I reveal a small bit of additional information. Every Administrator that has ever been on this forum has been into men.... and every present and acting moderator is also into men.

Now don't ask how that happened.

Seriously, 'cause I don't know.

[SligCabaret]

*extremely creepy groan* Oh christ, tell me one of them wears ladies undies......

*makes a rapist face*

[Pilot]

Erm... why yes, yes they do.

So, question: from your point of view do gay men have the same appeal to some women as lesbians have to some straight men? What's with all the gay-themed fangirl-authored fanfiction out there?

[SligCabaret]

I would say they do. But for me in particular, because I was raised by drag queens and straight transvestites. That, and I'm allready my friend Paulie's hag. And that dream I had about the Joker in silk paties and a corset. But anyway. I think maybe in a more subtle way for most girls than with most guys and ledgebians. Cock is a little harder to dote over in public than boobies.

[Pilot]

Oh god, you'll fit in just fine here! Listen to you... no wonder my nefarious scheme didn't work. All it did was suck you FURTHER into our vortex.

Trannies always FTW!

[SligCabaret]

Man... if only I was mildly attractive and could make some of these dream come true. Sadly, this is not the fate of an internet dumpus. I have to settle for my own drawings, which is kinda weird when you think about it.

I think Krum jerked off to his own drawings. was his name Krum? or Crust or something like that... something unappetizing.

Eh. I think i'm weird enouh without grouping myself with crazies like him... I don't need more personality disorders.

[Pilot]

Oh stop it, you're gorgeous. Any number of cliches could work pasted into this spot so suffice it to say don't be so hard on yourself, jesus christ, and don't compare yourself to the glamor whores that are in all our faces, all of the time. You know what I mean.

Listen to you go on about what's wrong with you. What's wrong with you??? Seriously, let's hear some realities about what's right with you.

[Wings of Fire]

Pilot, don't play with your food
SligCabaret, you'll be fine, just tone it down a bit and remember if all else fails that Fan Corner and RPG have a totally different clique and we very rarely interact.

and every present and acting moderator is also into men.

It might be better to say that every single mod past and present hasn't just been into women, well not human ones anyway.

[OANST]

I am the initiation.


Pilot's list is bullshit. You have to repeatedly infringe upon at least one of those rules to get into the inner circle.

However, I don't see you lasting very long, as I think my campaign of torturing those who take part in the rpg and fanfic section of this forum has finally paid off. As in PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT STUPID SHIT ANY MORE.

[Bullet Magnet]

*Waves hand*

I don't remember being initiated. Was I excused/drugged/cloudcuckoolanding/mentally traumatised?

[OANST]

*Waves hand*

I don't remember being initiated. Was I excused/drugged/cloudcuckoolanding/mentally traumatised?

Your posts were far too long for any of us to read, much less dissect.

[Bullet Magnet]

Ah, evasion by technobabble steamroller.

[Pilot]

Your posts were far too long for any of us to read, much less dissect.

OUCH

I don't remember being initiated. Was I excused/drugged/cloudcuckoolanding/mentally traumatised?

At first you were drugged, then I'm pretty sure traumatized if in fact you still don't remember.... I mean, you thought the damn stuff was bread pudding for gods sake. You were totally looped.

[OANST]

Stop talking about cum.

Right.

Fucking.

Now.

[Pilot]

I never mentioned cum. You did. Now STOP.

Don't make me produce pictures of your initiation because I will.

[OANST]

Pilot has a way of irritating me and warming my heart at the same time.

But seriously, the next person to discuss eating ejaculate is getting an OANST infraction. It doesn't do anything other than maybe hurt your feelings, but hey...you fucking deserve it.

[Pilot]

Oh, can I have one Nancyboy? PLEEEEEEEZ? Make sure it hurts real bad.

[OANST]

Oh, can I have one Nancyboy? PLEEEEEEEZ? Make sure it hurts real bad.

YOU HAVE RECEIVED AN INFRACTION IN OANST'S MIND AT ODDWORLDFORUMS.NET

REASON: Beating the same tired, disgusting joke over and over and over and....

YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO WEAR A SCARLET "O" ON YOUR SHIRT UNTIL THE INFRACTION EXPIRES.

THIS INFRACTION EXPIRES: Never.

[Laser]

2nd most awesome Welcome thread ever?

Only Annoyman!'s tops this, but not by much

[Strike Witch]

Annoyman!

HA ANNOYMAN

[Pilot]

That stung real good, but did you also have to put your cigarette out on the inside of my arm??? You cruel cruel man.

[SligCabaret]

I'm impressed by the epic nature of this thread right now. Makes me feel special.

And don't worry about me being one of those crazy assed roleplay nazis, i do it because it's fun, and because I'm a DnD nerd. I'm just as ridiculous as I am coherent, but i most certainly do not write fan fiction. the thought of stealing someone's character makes me feel gross.

I'm not even so sure what this thread has to do with me anymore, but I guess i can answer the one question asked of me. What's wrong with me, you say? I'm a friend, that's what's wrong. there isn't any one piece of me that is wholly disgusting, but no true redeeming quality to balance me out. I'm not depressed about it though, ugly chicks have an important place in society.

Fun fact: my e key broke today, and I wrote half of that without realizing it.

[Pilot]

I'm not even so sure what this thread has to do with me anymore, but I guess i can answer the one question asked of me. What's wrong with me, you say? I'm a friend, that's what's wrong. there isn't any one piece of me that is wholly disgusting, but no true redeeming quality to balance me out. I'm not depressed about it though, ugly chicks have an important place in society.

Yeah yeah yeah you're a human being. I get it, join the human race. You have no problem except trying to live to others standards.

Hey, if you wanna RPG, then RPG. If you wanna talk Oddworld, talk Oddworld, or if you want to spam and post ridiculous memes that will get you even closer to Oddworld Forums greatness.... then do that too! But if you're gonna roll that way then you'll have to take in this prerequisite material.

Just a little something to make it all clear to you what we're about.

[Nate]

Am I the only person for whom this thread shouts out 'WIRED!'?

[Pilot]

Wired? Who 'da fu....

Oh yes. Wired.

[SligCabaret]

I didn't even have to click the link, sweetness. You know the rules, and so do I.

I'll do my fair share of spamming and being a Red Iculous, and probably end up drawing something strange either on paper or in MSPaint. I've been doing a lot of pokemon lately, and this makes me simultaneously geekily proud and astonished at my own lameness. But hey, i'm a nineties baby. I'm allowed my one fad.

I figure if I'm in college allready i'm allowed to be a dork, even though i had to take math for retards three times.

[Pilot]

Aw man, I had this big follow up all prepared and you wrecked it. Oh well, here it is anyway.....

You've just been



FAG-ROLL'D!

Heh, that's gold!