fan-glukkin'-tastic! oh, crap. that verse you made makes me feel like singing 'kyles mom is a
' song. cool. i feel so crazy as to ask if i can post the lyrics to it. oh, well. here is the priceless work of art I was talking about
:
the parody of a parody ( Eat it by Weird Al Yankovic)
How come you're always such a fussy young mud
Don't want no Meech Munchies, don't want no Elum Chub
Don't you know that other muds are starving in da' slave hub
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to shoot you, don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of meat you hate
You won't get no slurg sundae 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself a Scrab egg and beat it
Have some more Elum, some Paramite Pie
Doesn't matter if it's pre-digested or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Your cafetieria manners are a cryin' shame
Don't play with your food unless it's playing with you
Now, if you starve to death you'll have the slig to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your Sloggie casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get more mold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth parts and eat it
Have some more Elum, have some more Scrab
It doesn't matter if it's eating YOU or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a fried scrab claw, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you (didn't) have for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's getting mold, quick! eat it!
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can eat crap
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself a Mud and beat em' (oh odd)
Have some more Scrab Cake, Paramite Pie
It doesn't matter if it's pre-chewed or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have some Fleech Stir Fry, add spooce for crunch
It doesn't matter that you didn't have lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
my odd! I cant believe i remembered the whole thing!
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When did this come back?