Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

oddguy · #31 07-23-2003, 11:08 PM

A1: His name would be the traditional name for all Zorch's that live in colan's Sunday about winter time. His name would be Bob!

A2: You ain't my daddy! You look more like my mommy when she has a Zorch in her colon!

Q: What is Rumplestiltskins last name?

SuperSlig · #32 07-23-2003, 11:12 PM

A.Rammalammadingdong

Q1.Why? Why? WWWWWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Q2.What the hell?

Q3 1/2.What is the name of Darth Vulgars name?

Q3853753435735.Huh?

Sekto Springs · #33 07-24-2003, 12:06 AM

no
no
no
no
yes
whatever

if 4 monsters eat a orange sock on the moon in a wooden spaceship made by abe lincoln, what would be the squzre rout of pie in a four way intersection made by a pink elephant?

GrigtheSlig · #34 07-24-2003, 04:09 AM

A. 2877 X blue monkeys

Q. Is the moon really made of cheese?

Q.Why are Mountins smaller than anthills?

SuperSlig · #35 07-24-2003, 08:10 AM

A.Nope it's made of a tomato and cheese pizza. So your answer is yes and no.

A2.Well according to the flux compasiter 1/54 squared, if a man was to cross the road time would slow down resulting in a warp in the space time continum creating the illusion that mountains are larger than anthills, and thats why the only time anyone sees a "high" mountain it is because Mr.Ronalds hasn't gone across the road to go to the store yet.

Q1.What would you find at the centre of the earth?

Q2.Where did I leave my pants?

Fleech Food · #36 07-24-2003, 09:12 AM

1. A huge, bright pink monkey that loves pineapples

2. On a rollercoaster driven by an elephant

Q. A bus is driving at 60 mph. At the first stop, 23 people get off and 13 people get on. At the second stop, 9 people get off and 10 people get on. At the third stop 2 people get off and one person gets on. So, using this information, what colour were the bus drivers eyes?

SuperSlig · #37 07-24-2003, 09:44 AM

A.Hamster

Q1.WHat would happen if I put a gerbil in a microwave?

LuLu_Fund · #38 07-24-2003, 01:56 PM

Answer:

You will experience severe flatuence. As well as that, depending on how long you put the gerbil in the microwave:

0 - 5 mins: It will produce fuzzles
6 - 35mins:It will transform into a Vykker
36mins - 1 hour: It will become a delicacy

1 hour + : You'll self-destruct from flatulence overdose.

Question:

What do you call a tree that turns from purple to green?

Abe16 · #39 07-24-2003, 02:14 PM

Answer:it truns mapel tree![list=a]
Q1:Why is it that every body I see has a Nose?
Q2:Who let the dogs out?

oddling · #40 07-24-2003, 03:35 PM

A: Because your glasses have noses painted on them, see?

A: I let the dogs out. How do I know? I AM one of the dogs who got let out!

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how long will it take for authorities to arrest him for picking pecks of pickled peppers which are on the endangered list?

Oddling l:c l

Nath · #41 07-24-2003, 04:37 PM

A. i thought that pickled peppers were in packs, not pecks.

Q1. How can you escape from a doorless room.

Q2. What did you answer for Q1.

Q4. What happened to Q3.

Abe16 · #42 07-24-2003, 06:09 PM

Q1 Whats my name?
Q2:How much wood could a wood chuck peter if a peter could chuck wood?

A1

ig out of it
A2:Whats my name?
A4:You skiped it

SuperSlig · #43 07-24-2003, 09:15 PM

A1: Skipplebobble
A2.12523423543643523 - 12523423543643523

SuperSlig · #44 07-24-2003, 09:16 PM

A1: Skipplebobble
A2.12523423543643523 - 12523423543643523

Q1.Why would a Woodchuck chuck wood?
Q2.Isn't he cute?
Q3.Is my name Neo?

paramud · #45 07-24-2003, 09:43 PM

A1: Becouse his boogers are the wieght of my cat's crap
A2: no
A3: yes

Q1: if an elephant dug out of a zoo while holding a child would the child yell BODMONOLADSEF?
Q2: was the first question too hard for a retard?
Q3: how do you spell Billy is gay?

SuperSlig · #46 07-24-2003, 09:54 PM

A1.No he would scream "GJDDRSFOIDWMFKDRERTTTER;TRUGDFG"
A2: No retards are really the smartestest beings in the universe?
A3:2ssadsafkdfsarsfsrjfhxzjrofhd

Q1.What would you find if you cracked open my head?
Q2.Why does he want it?
Q3.Does anyone know that since your supposed to give a stuped answer the stupidest answer would be a sensible one?

Sekto Springs · #47 07-24-2003, 10:17 PM

1. beetlejuice
2. because i do so suck my @#$%!
3. if sensitivity killed a jack rabbit then malted milkshake one!

if i were a whale how tall is a giraffe in new york if canada switched places with mexico in june?

GrigtheSlig · #48 07-25-2003, 03:40 AM

A. 3 1/2 inches tall and 700 yards wide!

Q. Why are my neighbors running around naked??? I'm scared!

paramud · #49 07-25-2003, 03:53 AM

A: becouse thier performing satanic stuff

Q1: If Billy was gay but then got a sex change so that he wouldn't be gay what would be the color of his underpants after he let a bedwetter borrow them in the 33rd day of march during el nino in a swedish meatball?
Q2: Why isn't Billy a hermaphrodite?
Q44: what happened to question 3 through 43?

GrigtheSlig · #50 07-25-2003, 04:00 AM

Oh, I should go help then! J/K

A 1. Biege and green!
A 2. Cause he dosen't feel like being one, OK!!!
A 3. They went to take a nap!

Q 1. Who is Arthur Beneindei?
Q 2. Why is he stalking me?
Q 3. Why dosen't he have any legs?

oddguy · #51 07-25-2003, 08:25 AM

A1: He's just a big lufa-eating democrat, that enjoys looking sexy and taking care of his 104 year old mother that used to be a butterfly in her past life and would fly around naked screaming out the answer to question 2 after supper-time when they were all drunk and playing spin the bottle with an oversized blade that eventualy chopped them up into tiny peices that only my imaginary friend Bob could see.

A2: Cus he's looking for Bob, the imaginary friend, but he doesn't know which Bob it is. There are just so many Bob's and even more that are imaginary friends! It's not just me...Okay!

A3: He doesn't have legs, because he tried to bruise a big batch of barbed-cherrios with them on his motorcycle!

Q: If everything tastes like chicken, then what does Death eat for christmas dinner after he plays golf with Satan?

paramud · #52 07-25-2003, 05:00 PM

A: He eats loads and loads of sugar that will eventually turn into Mulluk the fat duck.

Q1: why do people sometimes think I'm a chick when I'm a guy who is very paranoid?
Q2: Is my cat gay?

oddling · #53 07-25-2003, 06:06 PM

A: Because you sure as heck act like one.

A: Yes paramud, your cat loks very happy. ^_^

Q: Is it me, or are these questions getting dumber and dumber?

Oddling l:c l

LuLu_Fund · #54 07-25-2003, 06:52 PM

A: Neither, it's just Oddworld.

Q: What's the first thing that comes into your head?

paramud · #55 07-25-2003, 07:39 PM

A: a finger

Q1: Why is there going to be only 5, count them 5! games related to odd ice cream cones?
Q2: If boogers are also known as snot how many of everyone is a 2?
Q3: If I'm crasy will I die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die?

nads · #56 07-25-2003, 07:40 PM

plufc (I'm not right)

how much gas could a woodchuck pass, if a woodchuck could pass gas?

this is for lulu_funds (you beat me to it!)

LuLu_Fund · #57 07-26-2003, 02:15 PM

Answer:

You're breathing it now Nads..... think about it!!

Trick Question for Nads:
How much Woodchuck woodchuck woodchuck?

Question for everyone else:
How would you complete the following sentence?
Too much Woodchuck _______________________ .

SuperSlig · #58 07-26-2003, 10:47 PM

Too much woodchuck MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Q1.Why is there a cat in the Kettle at the Peaking moon?

Q2.How did George Bush brake his legs raking leaves?

oddguy · #59 07-27-2003, 01:54 AM

A1: He's makin' CATsup! Okay!

A2: Cus' he saw a leaf that looked simaler to Saddam Husein, and he wanted it dead! He broke his leg in his crazy fit to kill the Saddam leaf!!!!

Q: Do you know anyone that could live on the sun?

GrigtheSlig · #60 07-27-2003, 02:44 AM

A. Yes! I'm currently a resident on the SUN!

Q. What is wrong with May?!?