Corrupt a wish thread! -

skillyaslig · #**541** 07-03-2007, 06:59 PM

Granted, but the scrabs get, drag you out and eat you, then throw your bones into the sea where a seaex eats it and then chokes. The vykkers find the huge corpse of the searex and die of shock. Vykkers labs #8 crashes and blows up, buring a forest down where countless muds, and wildlife die.

I wish I was a mango

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**542** 07-03-2007, 07:31 PM

Poof! You're a mango! You sit in your tree and sunbathe. No one comes to pick you off your tree to eat you and you're happy. Until one day you hear a "snap", and you plummet ten feet to the ground. No major damage- you're good.

Then you rot. Bummer.

I wish technology didn't hate me.

Alf Shall Rise · #**543** 07-03-2007, 08:04 PM

Granted! Technology loves you! But now everything else you like hates you. Forever.

I wish EVERYONE WERE MY SLAVES.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**544** 07-03-2007, 11:05 PM

Lucille bald and Pee wee lead a slave rebellion against you, and you are shunned to stay in your house while Pee wee and Lucille bald enjoy their fame and record in history.

I wish I could meet Lucille bald.

Alf Shall Rise · #**545** 07-03-2007, 11:24 PM

Unfortunately for you, he's been killed. *aims sniper rifle*

I wish I didn't have to go to bed.

Marvak · #**546** 07-04-2007, 01:27 AM

You become an insomniac and die from lack of sleep.

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.

Chubfish · #**547** 07-04-2007, 08:47 AM

Granted, but you still die from old age and that...

I wish, no I REALLY wish that Abe's Oddysee was more glitchy...

Slig 7665 · #**548** 07-04-2007, 11:48 AM

Granted but it becomes so glicthy that its unplayerble

I wish the simpsons were real.

Chubfish · #**549** 07-04-2007, 12:12 PM

Granted, but they all rape you. MUHAHAHAHA-

I wish that Abe's Oddysee was glitchier than it already is, but only by a teeny weeny tiny winy midget sized amount. Beat that!

Alf Shall Rise · #**550** 07-04-2007, 01:00 PM

That teeny weeny tiny winy midget sized glitch makes you get crushes when you first land in Rupture Farms.

I wish I had a microphone.

Fortesque13 · #**551** 07-04-2007, 04:17 PM

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Granted, but they all rape you. MUHAHAHAHA-

Raping AGAIN!? Get some originality!

You get your microphone, but it (rapes you, lol) misses a component, therefore it is broken. A thief breaks into your house and steals it before you get the chance to complain to the seller.

I wish I... had ONE wish right now...

Marvak · #**552** 07-04-2007, 04:19 PM

Granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish I was faster.

Fortesque13 · #**553** 07-04-2007, 04:22 PM

Missed it again, eh? Tough luck...

You become so fast you (get raped) bump into a wall at the speed of 999 mph and splatter all around the street!

I wish that wish was uncorruptible...

Marvak · #**554** 07-04-2007, 04:24 PM

You get bashed for being unfair.

I wish I had a giant chocolate sundae RIGHT NOW.

Fortesque13 · #**555** 07-04-2007, 04:25 PM

You get such a BIG sundae it melts too fast and drowns you!

I wish I had a cup of coffee NOT made by me.

Alf Shall Rise · #**556** 07-04-2007, 06:31 PM

You drank it. What? Poisoned?

I wish I had lumps of my pudding pops.

Chubfish · #**557** 07-05-2007, 07:55 AM

Granted, but they (lol rape you xD) get angry and eat you.

I wish I had chunky chicken wings.

Fortesque13 · #**558** 07-05-2007, 07:59 AM

You get them (and you rape yourself with it) but they fly away...

I wish I hadn't eaten so much right now...

Alf Shall Rise · #**559** 07-05-2007, 07:59 AM

Granted. You keep shrinking until you're nothing.

I wish I knew the name of this song.

Chubfish · #**560** 07-05-2007, 08:02 AM

Granted, but you forget which song it was. Then someone uh...rapes you.

I wish that cheese on toast tasted a bit nicer. But not as nice as chocolate and not as nasty as that wierd crap I got from the cafeteria at school.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**561** 07-05-2007, 08:34 AM

It tastes funny.

I wish I had no mental obligation not to tell the school my friends mum kept her off schoool so she could clean the kitchen....No, I'm not kidding, I hate them right now.

Chubfish · #**562** 07-05-2007, 09:11 AM

Wait for it...Not Granted!

I wish for t3h matrix to be real again.

Alf Shall Rise · #**563** 07-05-2007, 10:04 AM

Agent Smith turns you into himself.

I wish the Earth was peaceful.

Chubfish · #**564** 07-05-2007, 10:28 AM

The Earth is peaceful, not us.

I wish for a insta homework doer.

Slig 7665 · #**565** 07-05-2007, 10:47 AM

granted but because its handwriting is diffrent to yours to teacher find you out and you are forced to do every piece of homework again

I wish sligstorm had a full version of his rpg

Chubfish · #**566** 07-05-2007, 11:30 AM

Granted, but that was the full version lol.

I wish slig 7665 would uh do flips.

Fortesque13 · #**567** 07-05-2007, 11:49 AM

He tries to do one, but makes a mistake and (rapes you) lands on your head.

I wish I... would have a better wish than this one.

Chubfish · #**568** 07-05-2007, 01:59 PM

Granted, but...Not Granted!

I wish for more BOILER!

Alf Shall Rise · #**569** 07-05-2007, 02:11 PM

So much boiler it overwhelms you. You're no longer existing.

I wish for a drum beat.

Chubfish · #**570** 07-05-2007, 02:16 PM

XD

Granted, the drum beats you. HAHAHAHA!

I wish for moar reasons to have boiler.