Dates are unimportant.. Just take her out back and show her your junk!
She'll be sure to fall in love with you for it.. (Warning, listing to this advice may cause
jail time, broken or busted testies, pepper spray in your eyes and loss of control.)
The genitals are about the only part of the male anatomy I don't find attractive.
Compare this to my brother, who is very straight and yet calls the penis a 'graceful instrument'.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’
Anyone who calls their mighty cunt stabber a "graceful instrument" is not very straight. Hate to break it to you.
He's just a twit.
Also I think he was refering to his own, he's frighteningly narcissistic like that.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’
Last edited by Wings of Fire; 12-19-2009 at 07:39 AM..
“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’
EDIT: I was going to leave this out becuse it doesn't actually mention that many different words for penis, but you know what? Screw you, OANST, I'm posting it.
I am indifferent to my penis. There are times I enjoy it (namely when cuming on bitches, in they eyes), and there are many more times when I wish I had a vagina and major boobage.
“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’
