EDIT: Actually, I do have a recent picture that you may have seen on Twitter or Facebook. Nothing special; I just wanted to get retweeted by Insert Coin.
"The guy who sold me this shirt said it was Japanese for 'extremely gullible'."
Also Jesus fuck you guys have a buttload of ferns.
I think you should burn that shirt and throw the ashes into a volcano.
I think he should mail it to me. I have the scoots and could use a nice bit of fabric to clean myself with.
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"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"