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05-03-2011, 01:38 PM
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If he's gay, he'll still do it.
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I don't know what to tell you other than it's sexy to be taken charge of.
Rape-fantasies like I said before is more of a matter of subjugation. NO sane girl would ever want a 'real' rape. I've never ever heard of girls who enjoyed real rape, not even those with rape-fantasies. And try to imagine being raped, and being traumatized, but still having rape-fantasies. It's bound to make one feel like a freak.
Oh, don't get me wrong, I don't MIND my girlfriend being submissive. The 'naughty girl' thing is an act I always get suckered into I was just curious as to why it seems to be that nigh every girl loves it.

Also, isn't 'enjoying rape' a paradox? If you want them to do it, it's barely rape any more (not technically speaking of course), but surely more like... just angry sex? =/

P.S. My current other half is a little partial to being tied or held down. This is probably an extension of the same feelings, right? :3
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Oh, don't get me wrong, I don't MIND my girlfriend being submissive. The 'naughty girl' thing is an act I always get suckered into I was just curious as to why it seems to be that nigh every girl loves it.

Also, isn't 'enjoying rape' a paradox? If you want them to do it, it's barely rape any more (not technically speaking of course), but surely more like... just angry sex? =/

P.S. My current other half is a little partial to being tied or held down. This is probably an extension of the same feelings, right? :3

Yea it is a paradox And it's a fantasy solely exclusive to the mind.
So most people just translate it into angry, dominant and submissive sex

And yea, your other half probably finds it sexy to be in your hands. There must be a lot of trust there since s/he'll let you do it =)
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This thread is dirtier than Tiger Wood's finger after 18 holes.
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05-04-2011, 11:34 AM
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And yea, your other half probably finds it sexy to be in your hands. There must be a lot of trust there since s/he'll let you do it =)
D'aww, never looked at it that way - thanks for that, cheered me up a bit (definitely a she by the way )

Any questions, anyone? Or dp I have to ask some horrific ones to keep the ball rolling?
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05-05-2011, 07:56 AM
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Damn man, I'm all out.

Yes, ask horrific ones.
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Okay, question for the girls;

Have you ever tried anal? If so, how'd it go? Enjoyable?
I understand the reason gay men are able to enjoy it is because it stimulates the prostate. Just curious as to what women think about it.
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05-05-2011, 10:33 PM
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My girlfriend and I have used dildos, but both of us are adverse to sticking something up the rear after this guy at out school once described his anus bleeding whilst drunk.

So no.
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I would have thought you'd be used to it by now.

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I would have thought you'd be used to it by now.

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Ehh, entschuldigung?

EDIT: Oh, I got it. God I'm slow this morning.
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I would have thought you'd be used to it by now.

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Yes, but that's meant to bleed.
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???Girls don't like that. I heard. I saw.
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???Girls don't like that. I heard. I saw.
In my experience. Most are but I know a few that like it. I also know gay guys that like it.
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For my experience, girls don't care about anal sex. It's not bad, if you're gentle, but it's not stimulating as vaginal sex, as they told me. I don't know about men...nor do I care, for that matter.
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Girls either love it, hate it or say they would hate it until they try it.

My GF kept saying she hated it but after gently introducing it she's becoming more opened up to it... Pun intended.
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My girlfriend let me touch her boobs once. Did I win yet?
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Your girlfriend let me touch her boobs once, too.
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I don't really have boobs Jenny...they're implants! Shhhh.
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I'm so envious of you lot! I have barely had any experiences with a relationships let alone Sex.

Truth be told, i'm not entirely bothered. Sure it would be nice to have a Girlfriend but to be honest, i'm happy at the moment single and a virgin (well not so much that part).

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Does anyone ever feel shitty after watching porn and doing solo work? Like, when you've found this epic hot porn clip and just after you're done you watch a few more seconds and you're like OMG WTF AM I WATCHING!!!

Anyone?
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I've never felt the need to go back to watching it whenever I got what I want from it, don't twist that either... I'm not as callous whenever it comes to physical contact with someone else.
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I have some favourite videos that I like to watch again. Well not these days. But when I was single.
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Oh I have lots of material I go over multiple times, but I never continue with pornography after it's served its use.
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Does anyone ever feel shitty after watching porn and doing solo work? Like, when you've found this epic hot porn clip and just after you're done you watch a few more seconds and you're like OMG WTF AM I WATCHING!!!

Anyone?
I know what you mean. It's kind of a natural, guilty shame, right? Soon after I feel silly for that feeling, but it's odd while it lasts.
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