That was me on Tuesday being photographed outside some sort of ferris wheel.
That was me a few weeks ago at college. That girl behind us with the green hair is my ex... I gather her hair has turned green with envy after having to watch me enjoy the company of the lovechild of Jasper Carrot and Simon Pegg.
Oh and erm... that was when I met David Tennant last week and I
just happenned to have my remote control Dalek and a permenant marker with me at the time. I didn't stalk him, honest.