Are you a Virgin? -

Pilot · #**481** 07-03-2009, 01:33 PM

Oh, I didn't know I was sounding serious. Nix that.

Laser · #**482** 07-03-2009, 03:04 PM

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Yes but only the eyes and tongue I believe would actually be considered 'organs.'

Well apart from the hair, I thought bones were organs on the account of being made out of living cells...

used:) · #**483** 07-03-2009, 03:11 PM

cells < tissues < organ < organ system < organism

Of course the face is the mouth, eyes, ears, cheeks, etc. But eyes are more provocative than the others IMO. Someone can have perfectly beautiful eyes and a shit face and not be as attractive, and vice versa.

NelspikeTX · #**484** 07-05-2009, 12:08 PM

Answer: Yush.

Why? Because I want to be so. =D Nah, just because I'm waiting for "The One" to do it with.

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If the neck was a sexual organ, would people wear neck covers all the time?

Hmm, dunno, depends on the minds of people. There are scarves, still, I wouldn't think so. Imagine what would society be if people were all around naked. Those guys that rob people wouldn't steal their clothes, and rape wouldn't be conisdered a crime, since it was a natural thing to do. =D

Nice view of society, huh?

Facsimile · #**485** 07-08-2009, 01:43 AM

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Personally, I find genitalia to look more silly than disgusting.

My great grandmother says (repeatedly) that boys "are just a mess down there". But then she also thinks there is nothing more beautiful than a vagina so she might be a lesbian in denial.

Why the fuck are you talking about vaginas and penii with your grandmother?!

OANST · #**486** 07-08-2009, 08:30 AM

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Why the fuck are you talking about vaginas and penii with your grandmother?!

Hey, I also like to call plural penis penii! We're like sisters or something!

Facsimile · #**487** 07-15-2009, 07:46 AM

A sister that I want to have vicious sex with.

OANST · #**488** 07-15-2009, 07:53 AM

Goodness.

shaman · #**489** 07-15-2009, 08:53 AM

Gracious.

OddjobAbe · #**490** 07-15-2009, 09:15 AM

***Wil*** · #**491** 07-15-2009, 09:30 AM

Tards.

Facsimile · #**492** 07-15-2009, 08:16 PM

I was tremendously drunk when I wrote that, but I stand by it.

Abelover444 · #**493** 07-18-2009, 06:10 AM

Hell no.For me,IT WAS HARD.about 6 hours.and I was suprisingly,pretty good.I was.....15,I think?damn.I was one FUCKED UP CHILD!!!!!!

***Nate*** · #**494** 07-18-2009, 06:16 AM

Uhhhh... So many ways to respond.

*ahem*

Yes. You were very fucked up on that particular day...

Yes. Being hard is generally a prerequisite...

No! What makes you say you were so good? (rather than the event itself being good, of course)

Really? Puns aside, what makes you say that losing your virginity at 15 is "FUCKED UP"?

I'm not even going to approach the 6 hours bit

EDIT: Your username has given me a horrible, horrible mental image.

Abelover444 · #**495** 07-18-2009, 06:26 AM

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Uhhhh... So many ways to respond.

*ahem*

Yes. You were very fucked up on that particular day...

Yes. Being hard is generally a prerequisite...

No! What makes you say you were so good? (rather than the event itself being good, of course)

Really? Puns aside, what makes you say that losing your virginity at 15 is "FUCKED UP"?

I'm not even going to approach the 6 hours bit

EDIT: Your username has given me a horrible, horrible mental image.

Dude,WHAT THE FUCK?!!!You want me to RP it or something??I would not have sex with abe.(If I was drunk,maybe,wait what????)alright,I'm suffering a MAJOR hangover and you are confusing me!!!!!

***Nate*** · #**496** 07-18-2009, 06:54 AM

Uhhhhh... I make no suggestions. In fact, I recommend you never, ever do anything like that.

But that still doesn't respond to my other comments.

MA · #**497** 07-18-2009, 07:03 AM

jesus fucking christ.

abelover or whatever the fuck your called, come back when you can use the space bar properly and have cut down on the symbols.

Munch's Master · #**498** 07-18-2009, 08:07 AM

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Dude,WHAT THE FUCK?!!!You want me to RP it or something??I would not have sex with abe.(If I was drunk,maybe,wait what????)alright,I'm suffering a MAJOR hangover and you are confusing me!!!!!

OddjobAbe · #**499** 07-18-2009, 09:14 AM

I love how he's just arrived, and he's leapt straight to the "Are You a Virgin?" thread.

Pilot · #**500** 07-18-2009, 09:22 AM

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Dude,WHAT THE FUCK?!!!You want me to RP it or something??

Yes, please.

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I would not have sex with abe.(If I was drunk,maybe,wait what????)

Why? I would.

Anonyman! · #**501** 07-18-2009, 03:07 PM

Xenolover.

Pilot · #**502** 07-18-2009, 03:08 PM

FUCK YEAH you know it.

Anonyman! · #**503** 07-18-2009, 03:22 PM

You just wait until you accidentally suck off an alien with acidic semen.

Pilot · #**504** 07-18-2009, 03:26 PM

Meh.... I've had a good run I figure.

Wh... wait, what? Accidentally? Acciental that his semen had a higher than average pH, not accidental that I sucked him off.

Anonyman! · #**505** 07-18-2009, 03:34 PM

Yeah, the former. Unless you were just visiting on his starship and you tripped and fell onto his prehensile penis.

Pilot · #**506** 07-18-2009, 03:37 PM

Fell onto?

Can you illustrate?

***Wil*** · #**507** 07-18-2009, 03:40 PM

Acids have lower pH.

Pilot · #**508** 07-18-2009, 03:45 PM

Right, thank you.

Now back on topic.

Bullet Magnet · #**509** 07-18-2009, 03:47 PM

Well spotted.

Anonyman! · #**510** 07-18-2009, 03:54 PM

Haha. Pilot.

You're walking to the space fridge to go get some Helgrack, a delicacy on Alpha Centauri. Once you have the food, you walk back to your seat. Suddenly, your alien friends pet balbroog runs (or more accurately, slides) underneath you. The Helgrack flies from your hands and spills all over the floor. You quickly grab a space sponges to clean it up. Suddenly, your alien friend Kalkkuchak comes out of the bathroom, draped in a towel (he's fond of human culture and performs many "human hygiene rituals"). As you run over to clean the food up, you slip on the balbroog's slime trail, slide over the spilled food, and trip right onto Kalkkuchak's penis. It's very soft in your mouth, since it is covered with protective slime. You try to get up, but the Helgrack is legendary across the galaxy for being extremely slippery. Instead, you just keep falling back on, your head bobbing back and forth. Eventually, Kalkkuchak believes you are doing this intentionally. He grabs your head, and within a few minutes climaxes. Unfortunately, his semen is essentially battery acid, and you are dead within a few minutes.

IM GOING TO GO AHEAD AND MAKE THAT AN OPTIONAL READ (its not that bad and it isnt very well written but still)

ON TOPIC

Have I mentioned I am homosexual today?