Hey Cruds,
My name is Crump, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, mustaches who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Crystal stars. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Star Points? I mean, I guess it's fun breaking my robots because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to princess peach.
Don't be a Luigi. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was lord of the X-nauts, and starter on the Magnus Von Grapple project. What sports do you play, other than "jump on stupid drawn goombas"? I also get straight counters, and have a banging hot Leader (He just blew me up; Shit was SO crud). You are all morons who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
and with that, Pow! I'm gone.
Hey guys,
My name is Abe, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are ugly, smoking industrials who spend every second of their day enslaving stupid-ass races. You are everything bad on Oddworld. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any spiritual guidance? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their own beliefs, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to beating up mudokons.
Don't be Bigface. Please don't hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the guy who shut down rupture farms, and Soulstorm Brewery. What physical progress have you made? other than "hide our ugly-ass bodies"? I also get straight possession orbs, and have a banging hot Gabbit girlfriend (he just blew me; Shit was SO Spuce). You are all Slurgs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and Munch
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