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  #481  
09-23-2003, 02:34 AM
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...ran after him and ripped off his D*ck!He screamed in pain and passed out. The next thing he knew, he was in a...

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09-23-2003, 05:03 AM
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spacejet flying to the moon. On the moon he met a...
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09-23-2003, 10:15 PM
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...hermafradite that thought that he was sexy So old and not so tasty and the hermafradite named Sal wanted to...

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09-23-2003, 10:16 PM
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.....kill each other with....
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09-23-2003, 10:23 PM
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...spiked tomahawks that...

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09-24-2003, 08:13 AM
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destroyed themself.
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God.
You see things, and you say 'why'. But i dream things that never were and i say 'why not'.

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09-24-2003, 12:52 PM
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...in the proses of killing. But old and not so tasy just said...

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09-24-2003, 11:02 PM
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...."Eh, screw it!" Then he decided to get something to eat, so he went to.....
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09-25-2003, 12:18 AM
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Wendy's but the tooth fairy didn't know what to get so...
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09-25-2003, 12:33 AM
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...she ripped of old and not so tasty's leg and ate it. So he...

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09-25-2003, 12:55 AM
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...started to get quite irritated with his constant loss of appendages and bought a human farm to produce all sorts of new appendages and vital organs. After reassembling himself (with a rather large new penis to boot) he...
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09-27-2003, 02:38 AM
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....appeared on the cover of "He's so Hawt" magazine. Then old and not so tasty got a job posing nude in....
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09-27-2003, 03:19 AM
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...a field of cattle. (Oh so sexy) And after that everyone that ate cow thought of old and not so tasty's...

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09-27-2003, 03:51 PM
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...enormous love of oxen and lubricants. Later at the playboy mansion John and old...
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09-27-2003, 03:58 PM
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....got into a fist fight! The victor of course was...
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09-27-2003, 08:06 PM
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...both. THey both kicked each other in the pants and passed out. WHen they finally woke up, the were chained to...

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09-28-2003, 02:32 AM
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....the back of a pickup truck that was....
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09-28-2003, 02:36 AM
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about to kill everyone who replied to this thread before me.

see the period, i finished the sentance, close thi thread
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09-28-2003, 02:39 AM
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Whoa! It has finally ended! Hmmmmmm, looks like FTSG V#3 will be coming out soon.

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09-30-2003, 07:53 PM
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:
Originally posted by sligslinger
about to kill everyone who replied to this thread before me.

see the period, i finished the sentance, close thi thread
SLIGSLINGER JUST SCREWED UP THIS COOL THREAD... DEATH TO HIM! Anyway, i'm going to take over where oddguy left off...

...heading for the center of the earth with a boatload of...

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10-02-2003, 03:36 AM
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.....Neo flavored salmon patties. Anyway, Agent Smith wanted to know the secret ingredient in the delicous little marvels, so he went to....
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10-02-2003, 10:55 AM
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The Pillsbarry dow Boy (he he!) and asked "where is the staypuff Marshmellow Man I need Staypuff Marshmellows dammit!" Tell me dammit tell me now or I will hit you with a rubber ducky and a pointy edge stick and clonk you on the head with a wooden spoon. Then Mr. Pillsbarry said...
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10-03-2003, 05:55 PM
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........"I'd like to see you try!" So agent Smith puched the doughboy in the stomach as hard as he could, but since the pillsbury doughboy was so soft and fluffy agent Smith bounced all the way to China where he met........
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John the cow who was plotting the death of anime. After an extremely long getting to know you chat the two of them decided to.....
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10-07-2003, 12:15 AM
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....get drunk because they were all depressed. Anyway, it just so happened that they both got soooo drunk that agent Smith and John ended up.....
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