Oddworld: Lulu's Oddysee

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: Make it non-random, and it'll take 2 pages to even begin. I recommend a simple deus.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Uhhhh....How about the train breaks down somewhere, they venture out of it, find some native mudokons that for some reason teleport them into the past aaaaand....Go there? Well I'm all open for ideas, since my brain looses itself.

[Zerox]

OOC: Not too bad, maybe some spiritually enhanced Mudokons or whatever that have got too drunk? That's about as plausible as it's getting. I'll start that off, then.

IC: Salve thought for a moment, and looked around "Hey, 'tis gettin' dark, we should, uh, get a move on. Ah'm going down to dah subway. Cah man..." he hefted Lulu up and strarted carrying him towards the subway. he looked to Tangla "If yer wanna carry on our convosation, come with for a bit, at least"

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: (Hums Harry Potter tune)Dum dum dum dum, dum dummm, dummm....

IC
Tangla eyed the big bro suspiciously and followed him with her ratz. "Sure, I'll join you...Nothing but trash to eat here anyways..."

Lulu looked around while Salve carried him.
"Wheeeee!"

Mike, Vobos and Holwer followed, nearing the slig at the desk. He slept as a train roared through the tunnel.

[Zerox]

IC: A train screeched noisily to a halt among the group. The noise woke the Slig up. As Salve headed for the train, the Slig called back "Oi! Where yer going without permission?" Salve put Lulu down and turned around, and went up to the Slig. He hulked above it, and looked down "...and yerz really want ter question dat?" the Slig seemed somewhat frightened "Uh...if you do, I'll use the fone and get security on you!" Salve laughed. Security...what fone? Oh, there...he walked over to the fone and smashed a fist through it. The Slig cowered beneath the desk. He went back over to the group "Shall we?" He went up to the train for the doors to open. They buckled slightly, but a dent prevented them opening. Once again, brute force seemed to be the most simple answer. He put his fingers inbetween and forced them open, and stepped inside. He looked about the carriage "...whut a dump..."

[dragonzardman]

Doogem borded the train saying "all a'bourd next stop, who knows"

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: Hate to be annoying, but any rough deus time estimate?

[Zerox]

OOC: Maybe if people would start replying, I already posted...I'm trying to get on with it, but providing everyone else then moves onto the train alright, then perhaps in my next post we can have them get warped.

[Slig 7665]

OOC: Soo whats hapening here people.

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: Deus ex machina on a train for purposes of RPG transfer.

[IloveHammy!]

ooc: I'm sorry guys. I feel like a total loser. Which is not unusual. I think it would be best if I just disappeared from this game. I can never remember to post in it and I don't really know what my character's reason for being here is anyway. I apologize for being such a bother and for wasting your time. RPG's just aren't for me anymore. :cries:

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: ......I'll have to PM people in the rolaplay to make up their minds. Leaving posts are appreachiated for those that will never return.

IC
Lulu flinched as Salve smashed a fone and basically threatened the slig. He hopped and tripped through the train doors, before Mike, Vobos and Howler scurried through. He flopped on his back like a fish as he tried to figure out how to get back up.
"Uh, guys? Can I get some help?!" He panicked.

Already Tangla was hanging by her tail from a pipe along the ceiling with her rat horde, Vobos was annoying Mike by trying to put Lulu's Glokstar hat on his head and Howler was growling at everyone else except Brudda while he covered under a seat.

[skillyaslig]

OOC: RP transfer? God, I have, like, died a couple of days ago..."Completely blind to the world, you are oblivious to all those around in your laxness." Hmm, sums it up.

[Zerox]

IC:
Salve picked up Lulu and sat him upright again, but didn't say anything. The train moved off slowly, then gathered speed.
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A few minutes later, the train juddered. Some strange blue lights surrounded it. It then came to a halt, and the doors opened. On a railway next to the train, Salve saw...Odd, something like 100 Mudokons meditating, quite possibly far more. They must have stopped the train, for whatever reason. He went up to them, ready to grab his gun against such a large number of Muds "Oi! We're on dis train, would yer mind if yer didn't stop it?" The Mudokons carried on meditating. The blue orbs of energy began increasing in number. Perhaps they'd heard him and were going to move the train off again for them. He mumbled a thanks under his breath and went back to the train. It started moving again, and the doors shut. But the train remained almost completely sealed in the blue energy, and it began picking up speed incredibly fast. Salve grabbed a bar at the top for balance.

OOC: Is that okay for now?

I also may not be around for a couple days, sry.

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: Alleluia!

[IloveHammy!]

OOC: Alleluia!

ooc: Are you glad I'm leaving?

ic:

*It seems that ever since Lulu had screamed about how poor he was to her, she had been in a daze, half asleep. For some reason though, she snapped out of it when her phone rang again.*

Star:

"Uh, sorry. Hello?"

*It was her two friends, Shickwayla and Opple Steefson who had just recently left Rupture Farms.*

Opple:

"Dang, girl! Where you been?"

Star:

"Oh, I've just been hanging out with Lulu. You know him, right? The Gluk that gave all his moolah up for a can of Gabbiar? Well, I WAS hanging out with him up until now. I don't know what's wrong with me, Opple. Ever since I got here I've been sorta out of it. I was in a deep, weird daze when you called. That's why I didn't answer the phone right away."

Opple:

"Don't worry bout' it, Star. The exact same thing happened to Shickwayla and I at that Rupture Farms place. We thought it would be fun and that everything would go well and all but it was just the other way around. We didn't even tell anyone we were leaving. It wasn't fun and we didn't really know what to do. Let's just say it was not the place where we belonged. This may be the same case for you, girl. Hang in there and you remember that if you ever need us, we'll be just a phone call away."

*Star smiled*

Star:

"Thank you very much. I don't feel so out of place and awkward now."

Opple:

"Good. You know what? Why don't you just come to our appartment today and get your mind off of all you've gone through. We can also invite Alf over and have tea with him!"

Star:

"That sounds a lot better then what I've been doing here. Sure. I'll get my ship."

*And with that Opple and Star said their good-byes. Star felt a bit guilty for not wanting to tell Lulu where she was going but thought it might be the best thing to do anyway. She jumped into her huge ship and watched the scene below her grow smaller and smaller. A tiny tear came to her shining red eyes. She wispered 'good-bye, Lulu' and turned away from the window. She didn't know what would lye ahead of her but know she would someday perhapes return...*

ooc:

Bye everyone. Thank you for being patient and nice to me. I love you all. Do forgive me for leaving. Like I said though, I may return soon.

[Zerox]

OOC: That was a pretty good way of leaving, if not as amusing as the falling into a random pothole XD

Now come, Zozo...

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: Alright, I'll...'Come'....

IC
Lulu yelled as he lost balanced and rolled to the back of the train with a yelping crawling Howler. Tangla cried out as her tail lost grip and her and the ratz with her went scattering to the back of the train. Mike and Vobos also rolled and hit the back of the train, Vobos howling in fear.
"Tell the train driver guy to slow the train down!" Lulu begged Salve.

OOC: Me also have plan....Maybe Lulu's past younger self could appear back eight years, but his older self could stay here? Yay time paradox.

[Zerox]

IC: No one else had been braced for the speed up at all, though Salve's own weight and strength helped him keep ahold. Brudda only remained as he kept a grip on the bottom of a seat with his powerful jaws. Salve was about to tell Lulu there was no driver, when suddenly a flash of white blinded him, and then, everything seemed...frozen, somehow.

OOC: Should the next post be in the Casino magog thread? And how will the time warp affect Lulu, will he become younger as he is warped back, then wake up and wodner how he got on a train or something, or...?

And also, is that arlight, or should I edit it?

[dragonzardman]

IC:doogem grimly clung on to the pole infront of him

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: No, Ilovehammy!, I'm glad that we've finally go the Deus going. I'm very sad you are leaving.

[IloveHammy!]

OOC: No, Ilovehammy!, I'm glad that we've finally go the Deus going. I'm very sad you are leaving.

Aw, thank you. I'm also sad that I'm leaving. I really wish I could do it more but it's just too hard to fit it into my busy day.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: Uhhhhhhhh.....Maybe their future selves could remain in the future here, and....Eh, I dunno.

[Slig 7665]

OOC : whats been going on all I know is evryone got on a train.

[Zerox]

OOC: We left this thread and moved to the Casino Magog thread, as this one wasn't particularly active.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: But perhaps we could use both threads, with the magic of a time paradox....?

[Patrick Vykkers]

As Big Z pointed out, there ain't nothing to see here. That's why you moved.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

I know....You posted here just to say that?

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: If there's nothing to see, what's the point of keeping them back?

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

......And so, the thread slowly dies!.....Slowly......? Is there nothing we can do?