Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

Splat · #**451** 09-18-2003, 04:46 PM

A. Because when you were born there was this machine that chose whether you should have a good life or a bad life and it used to give most people good lives till ths hilbilly found the machine and kicked it and now it only has two settings, badand worse.

Q. Why do the girls on the LEGO CLIKIT advert stare at the camera really creepily. You know the ad, "your a very stylish girl, just click to change your style (retches)?

oddguy · #**452** 09-18-2003, 08:25 PM

A: Just plain ol' Legos scare me to death!

Q: Who is the fattest person in the universe?

GrigtheSlig · #**453** 09-18-2003, 11:53 PM

A. Yo' mamma!

Q. Who's Yo' Mamma? I wasn't talking about your mamma!

oddguy · #**454** 09-19-2003, 01:10 AM

A: Ummmm...I'm guessing the momma of Yo. Whoever that is.

Q: Who is Yo?

Q2: Is Yo Japanease?

GrigtheSlig · #**455** 09-19-2003, 02:08 AM

A1. She's Harrison Fords Mamma!

A2. I don't think so...maybe.

Q. Who wants to see me naked?

oddguy · #**456** 09-20-2003, 12:57 AM

A: Not I!

Q: Who doesn't want to see Grig naked?

big bro boogie · #**457** 09-20-2003, 10:49 AM

i dont want to see him naked

what era yaa thinkin

Reptile · #**458** 09-20-2003, 11:17 AM

A: About what 454858 + 59375 is

Q: Do you know the answer?

GrigtheSlig · #**459** 09-20-2003, 06:32 PM

A. Why yes! The answer is...ummm. what is it...*head eplodes*

Q. Why does that hurt so much!

OANST · #**460** 09-20-2003, 08:30 PM

A. It shouldn't you brainless creepy pants.

Q. Am I a turd?

oddguy · #**461** 09-20-2003, 09:11 PM

A: Not just any turd! You are a bass turd!

Or fish poo if you like that name better!

Q: Did you ever make up bad words when you were a wee lad with no life?

The Red Muse · #**462** 09-21-2003, 06:42 AM

A: Why yes. Of course. Why not?

Q: Yes?

Q2: Why does oddguy have one warning?

Q3: And why did he put it on his sig for everyone to read?

Q4:Why am I asking all this? I couldn't care less...

big bro boogie · #**463** 09-21-2003, 09:30 AM

A1:no
A2:ask alcar
A3:he likes it
A4:infomercial or something

Q; what does "what comes around goes around'' meaN?

Reptile · #**464** 09-21-2003, 01:26 PM

A: Something about zebras

Q1: Exactly what IS zebra crossing

Q2: Does this question matter?

big bro boogie · #**465** 09-21-2003, 04:27 PM

A1:a place where zebras cros
A2:no it doesnot

Q: what is a elphant

OANST · #**466** 09-21-2003, 10:58 PM

A retarded elephant.

why to the four and three in the dancing and five poopie like seven snot in forest with the bum bum?

oddguy · #**467** 09-22-2003, 01:44 AM

A: I dunno, but it made me laugh!

Q: If someone put a gun to your head and told you to eat roadkill, would you?

paramud · #**468** 09-22-2003, 01:55 AM

1: YES

q1: If your blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits?
q2:Why is school legal?
q3:why is this still going on?
q4: why do I think an otter is hotter then Potter?

oddguy · #**469** 09-22-2003, 05:05 AM

A to all Q's: Ask Bob almighy, he'll know what to do!

Q: Who likes spicy snail juice from mars?

GrigtheSlig · #**470** 09-22-2003, 01:31 PM

A. Hopper likes them... but not me, i'm alergic...

Q. Who cares that i'm alive?

oddguy · #**471** 09-22-2003, 02:16 PM

A: You I hope!

Q: Who thinks Grig is in need of medical attention?!

GrigtheSlig · #**472** 09-22-2003, 04:08 PM

A. My dog Sal...

Q. Does my dog talk to me telapathicly, or does it really talk?

oddguy · #**473** 09-22-2003, 09:50 PM

A: Nah, you're just crazy!

Q: Am I crazy?

GrigtheSlig · #**474** 09-22-2003, 11:06 PM

A. YES!

Q. No!

oddguy · #**475** 09-23-2003, 02:10 AM

A: ?

Q: ¿

GrigtheSlig · #**476** 09-23-2003, 02:21 AM

A: DUH!

Q: Hmmm...

Joshy · #**477** 09-23-2003, 05:00 AM

A. Yes

Q. What day is today?

Splat · #**478** 09-23-2003, 04:55 PM

A: 2 days after 2 days ago. orr, 4 days earlier, then a week later, minus 2 days, plus 3 weeks and one day, minus 4 days, plus 2 days, then take the number of days of the week, not including weekends, then add 10 days and take away the number of days in December.

Q1. Is Joshy sorry he asked?
Q2. Should Joshy be sorry he asked?
Q3. Would I make a good horoscope writer? (keeping in mind there is no actual astronomy involved)
Q4. Did I put 2 rs in the word or (7th word along) intentionly or accidentally?
Q5. How do you spell intensionally?

GrigtheSlig · #**479** 09-23-2003, 10:11 PM

A1: No...
A2: Yes...
A3: Oh yeah, fantactic!
A4: Both...
A5: ABC!

Q: Am I smart?

Joshy · #**480** 09-24-2003, 08:12 AM

A. No

Q. What time is it?