Bits & Pieces VII (Apparently Hobo is no longer a mod edition) -

Dynamithix · #**451** 12-22-2011, 10:52 AM

Prometheus looks promising.

scrabface · #**452** 12-22-2011, 11:11 AM

:

Prometheus looks promising.

yeah very

only there are so many similarities to alien that I wonder if this is going to be related to the series.
(title, eggs, the architecture of the alien ship, the design of the space suits) or is he just using his old designs again

anyhow, this trailer looks gorgeous and I can't wait to see the film

EDIT:
Oh k I just checked wikipedia. the story's set in the Alien universe, but it's not directly related to the events of the series

MeechMunchie · #**453** 12-22-2011, 01:20 PM

Oh, megle...

:

Stranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: how are you?
You: pretty good. you?
Stranger: good

Stranger: boy or girl?
You: boy
Stranger: what you are looking for?
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: I'm not looking for anything but a nice chat

You: of course, people do become friends and that's fine
Stranger: lol yeah

Aw. Then, two seconds later...

:

Stranger: do you love twilight?

You: erm, no
Stranger: why?

You: its just not my sort thing.
You: that said, they are pretty shabbily made, from a technical perspective
You: but the story's fine

I say, trying to avoid an argument with someone I met twenty seconds ago. Then, two seconds later...

:

Stranger: do you love the music of twilight?
You: never listened to it. so are you one of those girls who fawns over robert pattinson or what?
Stranger: actually i am a boy
You: a boy who likes twilight
You: SHOCK HORROR
Stranger: lol i know
You: you're either very gay or very straight
Stranger: actually i am straight
You: and confident enough to enjoy a movie for teenage girls
You: takes some balls, man
Stranger: i dont think that it just for girl
You: it is pretty blatantly aimed at girls.
Stranger: i think that it is a nice movie and books
You: never read the books, so couldn't comment
You: but anything that gets kids reading is fine
Stranger: the books better than movies
You: that's usually the case.

I say, trying to get away from the subject.

:

Stranger: how old are you?
You: ... why?
Stranger: you are talk like big man

Stranger: lol
Stranger: i am 16
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
You: me too.
Stranger: cool

You: Hopefully you're not some old guy in his pants.
Stranger: lol
You: Oh wait, 'pants' means trousers in america
You: Out of his pants then

And the conversation reaches back onto more comfortable territory.

:

Stranger: so whats kind of music do you listen to?
You: I straddle genres really. Pretty much ignore them.
You: I just listen to what I like, you know?
Stranger: lol i know

Stranger: i am the same
Stranger: but dont give me justin bieber !

Stranger: lol
You: At least the kid can sort of sing. And he seems a nice enough kid.
You: He's no Rebecca Black
Stranger: lol
You: You sure say 'lol' a lot.
Stranger: i know
You: Are you really laughing at everything i say?
You: Cause that's not very nice

Stranger: uh not for all

Stranger: sorry for that
You: relax, broseph.
You: just kidding you
Stranger: oh XD

*Tumbleweed*

:

Stranger: umm
You: awkward
Stranger: what will we talk about now?

You: Hmm, what do 16-year-olds like...
You: Boobs!
You: Let's talk about boobs!
Stranger: oh yeah!
You: I like boobs!
You: Do you like boobs?
Stranger: i like too!
You: Wow! We have so much in common!
Stranger: i really want to take my dick to some girls boobs!
You: Amen to that!
Stranger: i want to fuck some girl so hard that she wont remember any kind of boy who fucked her before!
You: ... That kind of eagerness heavily suggests a virgin.
Stranger: lol
You: I'm right, of course...
Stranger: yeah

Silence for about half a minute.

:

Stranger: so did you fuck some girl?
You: I'm sitting at home using Omegle, what the hell do you think?
Stranger: lol you are masturbating?
You: I put some pants on before you started talking if it helps.
Stranger: lol
You: lol

And then the server broke.

scrabface · #**454** 12-22-2011, 04:30 PM

:

Oh, megle...

Aw. Then, two seconds later...

I say, trying to avoid an argument with someone I met twenty seconds ago. Then, two seconds later...

I say, trying to get away from the subject.

And the conversation reaches back onto more comfortable territory.

*Tumbleweed*

Silence for about half a minute.

And then the server broke.

OMG that was you?

MeechMunchie · #**455** 12-23-2011, 07:10 AM

"You" was me. "Stranger" was literally the first person I'd talked to that day.

Crashpunk · #**456** 12-23-2011, 08:24 AM

That was a good read MM, Made me laugh

I was going to post something funny from Halolz but all it is now is countless amounts of the Ponies, Arrow to the Knee jokes and seriously lame TF2 memes.

Dynamithix · #**457** 12-23-2011, 03:03 PM

Oh my.

Manco · #**458** 12-23-2011, 03:05 PM

scrabface · #**459** 12-23-2011, 05:34 PM

Dynamithix · #**460** 12-24-2011, 02:07 AM

OFF DA RAILZ

scrabface · #**461** 12-25-2011, 02:43 AM

Ridg3 · #**462** 12-25-2011, 03:50 PM

With glow in the fucking dark hands, people!

Chubfish · #**463** 12-26-2011, 02:59 PM

Portal 2 is more fun when you don't use any portals whatsoever.

MA · #**464** 12-27-2011, 10:24 AM

JennyGenesis · #**465** 12-27-2011, 10:35 AM

Bet her parents bought her a Prius for her first car.

MA · #**466** 12-27-2011, 10:37 AM

i bet she demanded to have one. she was all "get me a Prius, shit-bricks!" and they were all like "yes, dear. anything you say, dear. i'll keep the receipt in case it's too big, dear."

Dynamithix · #**467** 12-27-2011, 10:56 AM

Oh no you didn't!

OANST · #**468** 12-27-2011, 10:59 AM

I bet she made a blog about it.

Wings of Fire · #**469** 12-27-2011, 02:38 PM

Bad dubs are so fun.

Manco · #**470** 12-27-2011, 04:10 PM

“Grapefruits are bullshit!”
“You’re bullshit!”

STM · #**471** 12-27-2011, 06:47 PM

Seems like a rip-off of Julian Smith, but then, it's still funny.

MeechMunchie · #**472** 12-28-2011, 08:37 AM

Chubfish · #**473** 12-28-2011, 09:47 AM

Portal physics allow you to become a rocket and that's how you can break world records.

DarkHoodness · #**474** 12-28-2011, 03:37 PM

Impressive.

Chubfish · #**475** 12-28-2011, 05:49 PM

I should really just make a Portal 2 Challenge Mode thread instead of posting them here, but then again it is just random crap I do occasionally.

Like this chamber in 0 portals. Because everyone knows Portal 2 isn't about portals. Right?

JennyGenesis · #**476** 12-29-2011, 10:26 AM

This is genuine as it is a screenshot I took of an advert that was sitting to the right of a Youtube video. I somehow think that it is a little offensive.

STM · #**477** 12-29-2011, 12:36 PM

That came up while I was watching a Four Lions clip which I found absolutely hilarious.

It's all part of the culture JG, that's all.

OANST · #**478** 12-29-2011, 12:40 PM

I don't see why it's offensive.

Crashpunk · #**479** 12-29-2011, 04:16 PM

Its not offensive. Them teeth are scary as fuck though.

JennyGenesis · #**480** 12-29-2011, 05:52 PM

I meant it might be offensive in the sense that it's having a jab at a cultures traditions, I don't agree with them personally but I just got the feeling that it might annoy somebody who is part of that culture that's all.

But the person in the image is hilarious and I suppose that's good enough to share