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Strike Witch · #**451** 09-28-2010, 03:28 PM

Seriously. A clean one is like bliss.

***Alcar*** · #**452** 09-28-2010, 05:45 PM

This is also true for the back-end.

Alcar...

***Nate*** · #**453** 09-28-2010, 06:17 PM

Whilst I agree that the back-end must be kept clean no matter which activity is partaken, I don't know if I'd call providing analingus 'bliss'.

Receiving, yes.

***Alcar*** · #**454** 09-28-2010, 08:20 PM

I agree wholeheartedly.

Alcar...

pointblanc-slig · #**455** 09-28-2010, 08:37 PM

Im scared of writing on this thread because i have friends on these forums
that might think im a sicko

Wings of Fire · #**456** 09-29-2010, 12:17 AM

That's okay sweetie. I also have friends on these forums.

They know I'm a sicko.

***Nate*** · #**457** 09-29-2010, 04:33 AM

That's why we're your friends, after all.

Strike Witch · #**458** 09-29-2010, 05:31 AM

It's like how Steve Irwin could dangle a baby above a crocodile. He's friends with crocs, so he trusts them.

***Alcar*** · #**459** 09-29-2010, 05:39 AM

It all makes sense now.

Alcar...

OANST · #**460** 09-29-2010, 06:22 AM

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I hate the smell and taste, but like doing it. Is this the same with you?

You need to have the girls you date shower beforehand. I'm just saying.

T-nex · #**461** 09-29-2010, 10:12 AM

I sometimes have penis envy.

STM · #**462** 09-29-2010, 10:16 AM

I can't envy that which can only be smaller than my own! I'm really, it's not even comfortable =(

Dixanadu · #**463** 09-29-2010, 10:50 AM

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You need to have the girls you date shower beforehand. I'm just saying.

Or I can not bother with it, which is hard since I enjoy foreplay.

OANST · #**464** 09-29-2010, 11:25 AM

Yeah. Showering is definitely the way to go.

Dixanadu · #**465** 09-29-2010, 12:06 PM

How would that even help? I mean, the inside.

I wouldn't say, "Get a shower before you come over. Oh, and clean out your vagina too."

enchilado · #**466** 09-29-2010, 12:30 PM

Douche.

OANST · #**467** 09-29-2010, 01:07 PM

Unless you're sticking your tongue inside the vagina (which is completely unnecessary, and pointless) you shouldn't be really tasting or smelling anything. If you do a good job, then yes, pussy juice will get on the labia, but if it bothers you then don't lick the labia. The clitoris is what's important.

Also, don't abuse the clitoris. It is extremely sensitive, and a light touch will get you much further than the hammer.

Nemo · #**468** 09-29-2010, 03:33 PM

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Also, don't abuse the clitoris. It is extremely sensitive,

So that guy who said I should stick safety pins onto it was lying?

Dixanadu · #**469** 09-29-2010, 05:39 PM

According to OANST, who is probably more sexually experienced than all of us, yes. He was.

OANST · #**470** 09-30-2010, 06:28 AM

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So that guy who said I should stick safety pins onto it was lying?

No. You should totally do that.

MA · #**471** 09-30-2010, 09:54 AM

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Also, don't abuse the clitoris. It is extremely sensitive, and a light touch will get you much further than the hammer.

DIY sex!

OANST · #**472** 09-30-2010, 09:59 AM

Hey, I'm giving out good advice here, you snarky cunt!

STM · #**473** 09-30-2010, 10:07 AM

I staple tape worms to my penis and let the blood drip into her foetus! You should try it OANST!

OANST · #**474** 09-30-2010, 10:10 AM

Yeah.....You're a virgin.

STM · #**475** 09-30-2010, 10:13 AM

Actually, not any more. I decided against the marry before thing, now I must ask...are you?

MeechMunchie · #**476** 09-30-2010, 10:20 AM

HE HAS A CHILD

OANST · #**477** 09-30-2010, 10:22 AM

That was all an elaborate hoax. I am a virgin.

STM · #**478** 09-30-2010, 10:22 AM

I have a little Vietnamese basement child...did I do it right?

Wings of Fire · #**479** 09-30-2010, 10:24 AM

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Actually, not any more. I decided against the marry before thing, now I must ask...are you?

I'm sorry?

You think your religion gives you the right to be xenophobic but you just toss away precepts that you find personally restricting?

Hypocritical shit.

STM · #**480** 09-30-2010, 10:29 AM

I keeded, I'm still not 16, yet. It wasn't supposed to sound so truthful. Not so hypocritical bastard. XD