Stupid answers for stupid questions -

Paramite of War · #**451** 03-18-2007, 06:35 PM

Only if he has done all his homework first.

If I accidentally deleted paint from my computer, how do I download it again?

Paramite of War · #**452** 03-18-2007, 06:41 PM

Only if he has done all his homework first.

If I accidentally deleted paint from my computer, how do I download it again?

snuzi · #**453** 03-18-2007, 07:48 PM

A: First, wipe your hard drive, and I'll give you further instructions afterwards.

Q: Why did you double post?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**454** 03-18-2007, 09:11 PM

A: He made an oopsie.

Q: What's green, pink, and pokey?

snuzi · #**455** 03-18-2007, 10:06 PM

A: A watermelon with various spikes shoved through it.

Q: If zombies were chasing you, could you out run them?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**456** 03-18-2007, 10:39 PM

A: Depends if they're wearing rollerskates.

Q: What's your spice?

Salamander · #**457** 03-18-2007, 11:39 PM

A: Well, I have 11, some are herbs though to. Its just a coincedence that KFC uses the same ones.

Q: If you had to steal a cow, a chicken and a horse, would you wear an orange coat or a pink one?

snuzi · #**458** 03-18-2007, 11:58 PM

A: Neither. I despise wearing both colors.

Q: If you had a stalker, how would you get rid of him/her?

Salamander · #**459** 03-19-2007, 12:13 AM

A: Strap him/her to a horse and make the horse run off the edge of a cliff, into a pile of serated cardboard boxes.

Q: What weapons will be used in WW3?

Alf Shall Rise · #**460** 03-19-2007, 11:48 AM

People with pointy finger nails.

How would you try to beat a 500 ton man in a fight?

Paramite of War · #**461** 03-19-2007, 01:35 PM

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A: First, wipe your hard drive, and I'll give you further instructions afterwards.

Q: Why did you double post?

It was a glitch with either my comp or the OWF

I would climb on his back where he couldn't reach

How do you like your potroast?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**462** 03-19-2007, 01:51 PM

A: I like my salt with a little bit of potroast.

Q: Squee?

snuzi · #**463** 03-19-2007, 03:24 PM

A: No no, Nny.

Q: Who let the dogs out?

Bonedust · #**464** 03-19-2007, 06:13 PM

A:An iliterate person who can read the sign: keep cages closed.

Q: In Zelda four swords adventures if the Links personalities go by:
Green Link- leader
Red Link- agressive fighter
Blue Link- Cool/smart
What personality does Purple Link have?

Salamander · #**465** 03-19-2007, 09:13 PM

A: Idiocy
Q: which came first, the chicken or a different chickens egg?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**466** 03-19-2007, 09:20 PM

A: Actually, there was a random explosion of feathers, and when everything settled there were two chickens standing there and the rest is history.

Q: If a woodchuck could chuck wood, what would his name be?

Salamander · #**467** 03-19-2007, 09:34 PM

A: Chuck Norris
Q: E=MC squared?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**468** 03-19-2007, 09:39 PM

A: E=MC Chucked.

Q: How do you shake your groove thang?

snuzi · #**469** 03-20-2007, 05:59 AM

A: In a respectful and non-offensive manner.

Q: Why is my chemistry class so unbelievably monotonous?

moxco · #**470** 03-20-2007, 11:52 AM

A. Because its fun!
Q. What do maggots taste like on easter?

Paramite of War · #**471** 03-20-2007, 01:32 PM

A: Maggots

Q: MILK OUT THE NOSE?!?!?
( Also I'm glad someone started the Q A part in thier response again I was gonna but didn't)

snuzi · #**472** 03-20-2007, 02:19 PM

A: Um...no?

Q: Who is, without a doubt, the king of comedy?

(Also, I haven't the slightest clue what you were talking about in those brackets.)

Slaveless · #**473** 03-20-2007, 02:37 PM

Saddam Hussein.

Sunglasses look better on Snuzi, don't they?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**474** 03-21-2007, 07:22 AM

A: Depends if there's a squirrel on their head.

Q: Safety Dance?

moxco · #**475** 03-21-2007, 11:45 AM

A. Hell yes!!!!!!
Q. If I die, am I still alive?

snuzi · #**476** 03-21-2007, 12:25 PM

A: Nope. You'll be dead if you die.

Q: Who loves Bengay?

OddjobAbe · #**477** 03-21-2007, 01:45 PM

A: Gay Ben.

Q: Why do you close your eyes when we make love?

Paramite of War · #**478** 03-21-2007, 03:01 PM

A: Because you're ugly and you dont satasfy me.

Q: Have you BBQed yet this year?

snuzi · #**479** 03-21-2007, 03:53 PM

A: Nope. It's too cold for that.

Q: Why is today such a dreadful day?

Paramite of War · #**480** 03-21-2007, 04:51 PM

A: It isn't and I just got done eating my BBQ lol

Q: Do you like to fell the wind in your hair?