Bits & Pieces X (Hobo Kisses Edition)

[MeechMunchie]

- GAMEZZ -

Coming Out Simulator 2014
Cool and slightly terrifying 3D platformer (hi Phylum!)
What's worse than Hitler?

- OTHER TAT -

Honest Slogans
What about a dog?

[STM]

Dat Coming Out Simulator...I actually found that really interesting, not least because I'm working up the courage to come out to my parents as well...

[Job McYossie]

It's a good thing my parents are not terrible people, holy shit. I can't imagine that kinda thing having to actually happen.

Detuned kinda sucked. Was an interesting idea that was brought out way too short, and then decided it didn't want to be a puzzle game at the end.

[STM]

http://dinopoloclub.com/minimetro/

Minimetro, everyone. Because secretly every British person wants to run their own London Underground complex. >w>

[MeechMunchie]

Dat Coming Out Simulator...I actually found that really interesting, not least because I'm working up the courage to come out to my parents as well...

That gag at the end though

Tears were shed

[STM]

It was rather sad. Additionally from my own experience, I assume my Dad might have some initial trouble coming to terms with me being a bender, but he'd not lay a finger on me for it...I can't imagine how terrible it must be to have parents that are so unaccepting as his.

[Wings of Fire]

Strike Witch and I played that simulator separately and both chose exactly the same options all the way through. We got bad ended.

Ironically we both came out to our mothers separately years ago and got a Good End.

The moral of this story is Asians are awful.

[MeechMunchie]

I'd recommend the post-mortem, it gives a bit more background.

Also, I did not expect something like this from the guy who made :the game:.

[Bullet Magnet]

Does it actually have many endings? I always get beaten up.

[MeechMunchie]

As far as I can tell, you can come out and it get beaten up, or you can wuss out and feel awful.

As the creator said in his post-mortem, the title's a bit misleading - the aim of the game isn't to come out, it's to come out in the least painful way possible; balancing your own needs (your independence), your boyfriend's needs (your identity) and your parents' needs (your safety).

This turns out to be impossible, but the important thing is that people try.

[Mac Sirloin]

So this is the pilot for Amazing Screw-On Head, based on a graphic novel by Mike Mignola. It's very good.

[Phylum]

Warwickshire man nose-pushes Brussels sprout up Snowdon



That's certainly a headline.

[Varrok]

I've even gotten a cameo here

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[Crashpunk]

Best fucking gameshow on now in the UK.

[Wings of Fire]

I watched for two minutes and there was very little fucking.

Dropped.

[Connell]

I love The Chase. I watch it daily to stop me from going insane. Bradley Walsh is such a legend.

Fun fact: I watched an episode of the US adaptation on YouTube which features Mark Labbett as the sole chaser. In typical US fashion it has several over-the-top "COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK" segments, in which you could clearly see which team mates got through and how much money they brought to the prize fund. Literally ruined any suspense on the show whatsoever.

Silly Americans with your American things.

[MeechMunchie]

Here's Gilbert Gottfried talking to Penn Gillette for an hour. It's pretty great.

dear poc: please laugh at me for being white and doing white things it makes me happy and a little embarrassed but mostly happy

— Tumblr dot TXT (@TumblrTXT) August 6, 2014

With overpopulation being as big an issue as it is currently, could it be possible that humanity would evolve to exclude sexual urges?

— Tumblr dot TXT (@TumblrTXT) July 30, 2014

[Crashpunk]

I watched for two minutes and there was very little fucking.

Dropped.

It makes up for it with the amount of innuendos.

I love The Chase. I watch it daily to stop me from going insane. Bradley Walsh is such a legend.

Fun fact: I watched an episode of the US adaptation on YouTube which features Mark Labbett as the sole chaser. In typical US fashion it has several over-the-top "COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK" segments, in which you could clearly see which team mates got through and how much money they brought to the prize fund. Literally ruined any suspense on the show whatsoever.

Silly Americans with your American things.

I just wish they stop nicking our shows. They are ALWAYS worse than the originals. Just air the UK Version instead.

[Manco]

Well this is quickly becoming intense, time to get on-topic.

[MeechMunchie]

Did somebody say MORE SHIT?

HEY PEWDS (and bros) check out my channel! I am am 31 year old gaymer, I think my videos will enjoy you and your subscribers!

— pewdiepie.txt (@pewdiepie_txt) July 30, 2014

[Varrok]

Because surely butterflies and hearts are boy stuff

[STM]

Whoosh.

[Phylum]

So we put a tilapia in the fruit tube. It went flying, and we were like, ‘Huh, check that out.'

This salmon cannon will help fish migrate through dams.

[Holy Sock]

That was actually pretty interesting, Phylum.

[Mac Sirloin]

Because surely butterflies and hearts are boy stuff

Whoosh.

to be fair, shmorky's constant social justice detritus is either deliberately vague or, as I think, he can't really come up with a point beyond "Woah hey! People should like, be nice to each other and stuff." He likes to can his tuna before it's caught, as the saying goes.

[Manco]

and what’s wrong with liking cute things

[Mac Sirloin]

nothin, but shmorky annoys the shit outta me

[STM]

I've never actually heard of him. Sounds like a fucking hippy.

[MeechMunchie]

Here's what a nuclear explosion actually looks like.

It’s gotten to the point where just finding a too-small shirt in my closet makes me rock hard.

Oink.

— Tumblr dot TXT (@TumblrTXT) August 16, 2014

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

[Mac Sirloin]

I've never actually heard of him. Sounds like a fucking hippy.

Nah he's alright, but look here


The Russians have built rocket ships directly into the polar icecaps in order to melt them and flood New York city.