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  #421  
07-06-2009, 07:50 AM
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07-06-2009, 07:51 AM
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Table?

EDIT: Laser, you motherfucker, you bet me.
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07-06-2009, 07:54 AM
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no problem, Oddjob

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07-06-2009, 08:07 AM
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i'll give you that Laser, another answer was 'chair'.

What has teeth but no mouth?

couple of answers for this.
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07-06-2009, 08:08 AM
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Saw.
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07-06-2009, 08:08 AM
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A chair.

While I was posting, people posted too. O_o Oddities, I guess. XD This was the answer to the previous one. XD
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07-06-2009, 08:16 AM
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WoF is correct! also 'comb'.

What lies in a tunnel of darkness,
that can only attack,
when pulled back?
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07-06-2009, 08:45 AM
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A bullet.
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07-07-2009, 08:30 AM
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yeehaw!

(that means 'correct').

A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.
How could this be?

also, you could have made your previous response into a rhyme Laser.
'no PROB OddJOB' eh? you think?
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07-07-2009, 08:52 AM
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The beggar was disowned?

Edit: Oh, wait. The beggar is his sister.
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07-07-2009, 09:58 AM
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that is THE ONE.

When liquid splashes me, none seeps through.
When I am moved a lot, liquid I spew.
When I am hit, color I change.
And color, I come in quite a range.
What I cover is very complex, and I am very easy to flex.
What am I?
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07-07-2009, 10:45 AM
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People's flesh?
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07-07-2009, 11:13 AM
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An earth cable?

EDIT: Nope that only comes in Green and Yellow.
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07-07-2009, 04:09 PM
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'flesh' is the correct answer.

I hear not see,
to me, darkness is as clear as day.
What am i?
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07-07-2009, 04:10 PM
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A Bat?
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07-08-2009, 07:13 AM
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thats it.

A dozen royals gathered round
Entertained by two who clowned
Each kings there had servants 10
Though none of them were also men
The lowest servant sometimes might
Beat the king in a fair fight
A weapon stout
A priceless jewel
The beat of life
A gardners tool.
what am i describing?

quite a clever one.
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07-08-2009, 07:46 AM
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Chess?


EDIT: NO WAIT!!! Its a pack of cards!

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YES.

what has a head and tail but no body?
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A coin?
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07-08-2009, 10:05 AM
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yep.

Many things can create one.
It can be of any shape or size.
It is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time.
What is it?

we have had this answer before, the riddle is just in a different form.
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07-08-2009, 02:23 PM
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A hole.
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07-08-2009, 02:26 PM
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yars.

What falls but never breaks and what breaks but never falls?

two answers to this one. obviously.
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not them i'm afraid. they are both closely related to each other. once you get one you should get the other.
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Pretty sure this hasn't been posted:

What is it that a woman can do only once in her life, and only in the morning, but that a man can do whenever and wherever and as many times as he wants?
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07-09-2009, 03:14 AM
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Lose her virginity?

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Fuck knows. Thats a hard one.
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Morning sickness?
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Is it: shut the hell up?
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