It's so big, it crashes the server of your provider, thus wiping out the internet of hundreds of people. They are very angry about this. They form a mob and lynch you.
I wish you guys would learn how to corrupt wishes properly. "Not Granted" isn't corrupting it.
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
Granted. You are made out of paper. You go to swimming one day. You start to swim, but as you do, the paper gets all soggy and starts to rip apart. They then clear the pool of the paper and burn it for fuel to keep the swimming pool going. Hooray!
Granted. Alf becomes so serious the world blows up and is scattered across the universe, until a giant torpedo lauched by Chubco. blows the universe up and everything in it dies in a hellish firestorm which will never end for lets say, 100000 - nanoseconds! In that time you all die including me though, so blah.
Granted, but he is so ugly you throw up all over it and then have a hissy fit and kill your family.
I wish I could beat up this irritating sk**k at my school without getting told off.
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