Stupid answers for stupid questions -

moxco · #**421** 03-17-2007, 01:00 PM

A. Clocks.
Q. Slaveless + Alf_Shall-Rise + Hobo =?

Slaveless · #**422** 03-17-2007, 01:40 PM

Um, a poor man with a thought bubble? I'm not good with math.

How do you know I'm not good at math? What if I'm really good?

snuzi · #**423** 03-17-2007, 02:37 PM

A: I guess I'll have to just hope you aren't lying.

Q: Should snow-shoveling be considered a sport?

Arxryl · #**424** 03-17-2007, 03:37 PM

In Canada. In Canada.

Why did I only get second place in the 300 meter hurdles?

E'l Scrabino · #**425** 03-17-2007, 03:45 PM

Because my window pane recently became a rubber ball, exploding in the process and killing nearly 1/2 of an ant.

FWEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

Rex Tirano · #**426** 03-17-2007, 03:51 PM

A: Crunchy friends in a liquid broth!

Q: Why is pink blue?

- Rexy

Slaveless · #**427** 03-17-2007, 03:58 PM

Because pink saw the Fox news.

Can you blow out a candle with smoke?

Arxryl · #**428** 03-17-2007, 05:01 PM

Only if the smoke is blue. That is the only way it'll work. Trust me.

If I were lying, could a car run me over?

snuzi · #**429** 03-17-2007, 05:10 PM

A: Probably. But you weren't lying. Right?

Q: Do you love yahoo?

Paramite of War · #**430** 03-17-2007, 06:51 PM

Never tried it

Do you think my pot it pretty?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**431** 03-17-2007, 07:17 PM

Don't know. Never tried pot.

If a butterfly flaps it's wings in China, what's the weather like in the U.K.?

snuzi · #**432** 03-17-2007, 07:53 PM

A: Partly cloudy, with a chance of showers.

Q: Is California going to become an island in the near future?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**433** 03-17-2007, 08:36 PM

A: Depends if the great and mighty Odd (not to mention his squirrel sidekick Skippy) will it.

Q: What the fnark?

Arxryl · #**434** 03-17-2007, 08:59 PM

I thought it was a good idea at the time.

We had to share the rock?

snuzi · #**435** 03-17-2007, 09:08 PM

A: I think we did that one time...

Q: Why is anime taking over all other cartoon styles?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**436** 03-17-2007, 09:18 PM

Drats. Missed it...

A: Because it has a mind of it's own. RUN.

Q: Play what funky music?

moxco · #**437** 03-17-2007, 10:06 PM

A. The funky music that is unfunky.
Q. If there was a tsunami in the "Paciffic Ocean" would "Uncle Sam" buy a pie?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**438** 03-17-2007, 10:22 PM

A: Yes. Paramite. While the heart's still beating.

Q: What's your walk of life?

moxco · #**439** 03-17-2007, 10:32 PM

A. Yes, I really liked the taste of that last dagwood dog.
Q. Were do you cruise around to?

snuzi · #**440** 03-17-2007, 10:34 PM

A: Anywhere and everywhere. On foot.

Q: Why must you be such a quick poster?

EDIT: Damn, you people really want to respond quickly, don't ya?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**441** 03-17-2007, 10:35 PM

D'oh! Late again!

A: Because it's a race. And nobody knew.

Q: What's on Mars?

moxco · #**442** 03-18-2007, 12:29 AM

A. Me
Q. If a moth eats a sock in East Timor, would Saddam come back from the dead?

Salamander · #**443** 03-18-2007, 12:59 AM

A: Only if the moth was moth man.
Q: How come people who have been here have huge posts counts compared to a dismal join date?

snuzi · #**444** 03-18-2007, 01:16 AM

A: Because these people are overly-obsessed with the forum, and enjoy spreading their opinions.

Q: Do you enjoy eating chicken livers?

Salamander · #**445** 03-18-2007, 01:44 AM

A: Depends, does is have coffee for gravy?
Q: is it possible to have multiple sneezes at once?

moxco · #**446** 03-18-2007, 11:37 AM

A: Yes, but no more than 2.
Q. If the cow in the east starts pooing, what does the chicken in the south do?

Slaveless · #**447** 03-18-2007, 11:51 AM

Wondering why everyone from up north is so stupid.

North, south, east, west, northwest, northeast, southwest, and southeast. Who gives a crap?

moxco · #**448** 03-18-2007, 12:10 PM

A. Your Mum!
Q. How many "I's" in goat?

mitsur · #**449** 03-18-2007, 12:46 PM

A. 42

Q. If you kill MoxCo, how does the general insect population influence the water level?

snuzi · #**450** 03-18-2007, 01:53 PM

A: It doesn't. It would be so shaken by his death, that many of the insect species would become extinct as a result.

Q: If I'm a liar, and you're and honest person, should Honest Abe commend you?