*Ade wakes up, he decides to get his glukkon faced pen and a peace of paper*
Ade: That's it, I'm writing a letter!
Dear Sam, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; smuck it, what's been up? how's your chirdren?
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground poop that you did with Shrink
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures queen
Anyways, I hope you get this Sam, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Ade.
Ade: Oh boy.
*the pessage get's dumped in a weaner factory*
Ade: Oh man!
Dear Sam, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's SMUCKED UP you don't answer fans
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
See everything you say is odd, and I respect you cause you tell it
My friend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you Sam, no one does
He don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me babe, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Ade -- P.S.
We should be together too, with Soul Strom brew (now abvailable in cans!)
*Ade carrys a recorder, and walks on the long platforms*
Ade:
Dear Misses-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass!
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in walking right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
*spins*
Hey Sam, I drank a fifth of SoulStorm Brew, you dare me to run?
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Sam, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you sream about it
And when scream about it, I hope you can't beam, steam, team, leam, deam, mean, matrixeam with out me!
I hope your conscience eats you and you can't breath without me
See Slim; *screaming* Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my friend screamin in the behind
Friend: Wtas a bug
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oops, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
*Abe's slips off the shiny platform, and falls*
Abe: Ahhhhh!
Scrub: Man, that slig was right, I have been cleaning this area to much. Hey! I can see my own refelction
*looks at floor*