Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

GrigtheSlig · #**391** 09-12-2003, 01:40 PM

A: How many times do I have to tell you! A dragon can't melt your brain from a mile away and 1,000,000 years in the past...while you're in the present? *Brain melts* Oh, maybe they can. *Falls on floor" I'm dead! *dies*

Q1: Does anyone care that I just died?

Q2: If so, will you go kill that dragon for me?

big bro boogie · #**392** 09-12-2003, 07:03 PM

A1:well i dont like or do i im confuzed (?????) {this doesnt mean i dont like you}

a2:"yes but i do not know the way" frodo, lordoftherings part1

Q:why does grig thinkes i hate him

Fez · #**393** 09-12-2003, 07:07 PM

1. grig seems to hate and love alot of people.

2.

big bro boogie · #**394** 09-12-2003, 07:17 PM

A:whats your Q

Q:whats my Q

oddguy · #**395** 09-12-2003, 08:01 PM

A: You have no Q.

Q: Where did my Q go?

Q2: Where does my Q live?

-oddguy

GrigtheSlig · #**396** 09-12-2003, 08:10 PM

A1. To the potty.

A2. Your Q lives in...Q-ville.

Q. Why do people think I hate them? I hate people who think I hate them!

(J/K)

OANST · #**397** 09-12-2003, 08:11 PM

A.In the house of the damned!

Q.Why did I damn the house in which oddguys question lives?

GrigtheSlig · #**398** 09-12-2003, 08:14 PM

A. I dunno? Cus' your mean!

Q. Why didn't old and not so tasty answer my Q?

OANST · #**399** 09-12-2003, 09:56 PM

You hadn't posted when I made my reply

I kill you?

GrigtheSlig · #**400** 09-12-2003, 10:11 PM

A. You do!

DON'T KILL ME!

Q. Does it bug anyone else that it says "Ask
a stupid question, get a supid answer?" instead of Stupid answer?

oddguy · #**401** 09-13-2003, 12:18 AM

A: Yes. I stay up all night thinking about it.

Q: What keeps you up all night?

Forbidden Paradise · #**402** 09-13-2003, 02:01 AM

A: That scare-crow who hangs outside my window, watching me, waiting for me to fall asleep...

Q: What do you dream about when you sleep?

GrigtheSlig · #**403** 09-13-2003, 02:12 AM

A. WOMEN!

Q. Who do I dream about?

oddguy · #**404** 09-13-2003, 02:42 AM

A: Olga, the amazing women body building champion!

Q: What does Olga dream about?

GrigtheSlig · #**405** 09-13-2003, 03:08 AM

A. Cows, weights, and body building men.

Q. What's up with sleeping, do we really need it?

big bro boogie · #**406** 09-13-2003, 06:38 AM

you dont.

who do i hate(btw its ot grikg)

Forbidden Paradise · #**407** 09-13-2003, 09:44 AM

A: It's not Grikg, so it must be Grig!

Q: Who has the slowest internet connection?

big bro boogie · #**408** 09-13-2003, 11:11 AM

you do, also a slow workin brain, i said i didnt hate grog

why his brain is stuk

Forbidden Paradise · #**409** 09-13-2003, 11:15 AM

A: It ain't stuck, it just freezes when I try to comprehend your intelligence quota

Q: If I had a bag full of oranges and apples, how many apples would I have to pull out before I had a pear?

big bro boogie · #**410** 09-13-2003, 11:19 AM

nothoing cuase threre is only an half-rotten-banana left in your bag.

how does an monkey sandwich tastes

Forbidden Paradise · #**411** 09-13-2003, 11:23 AM

That's right, all the other fruit had rotted away before you could get the right answer

A: It tastes with it's monkey sandwich tongue

Q: Do they have meat pies in America?

oddguy · #**412** 09-13-2003, 07:45 PM

A: Actually, I believe you meant, "Do they have America in meat pies?"

Q: How many whining children does it take to make a monkey look for a girlfriend with bad personality and even worse meatloaf?

OANST · #**413** 09-13-2003, 08:06 PM

A. 17

Q. why does my girlfriend insist on sitting and watching me while I'm on the computer? p.s. it's annoying

Forbidden Paradise · #**414** 09-13-2003, 11:06 PM

A: Because she's interested in what you're doing at tme moment.

Q: If a mime falls dead in a forest, does it make a sound?

oddguy · #**415** 09-14-2003, 12:29 AM

A: Out of respect for the mime's wishes, the ground doesn't even make a thud.

Q: What kind of soda do you think the MO drink would be?

-oddguy

Forbidden Paradise · #**416** 09-14-2003, 09:12 AM

A: Cream soda?

Q: Who likes ginger beer?

oddguy · #**417** 09-14-2003, 06:20 PM

A: I like the spicy jamacian kind!

Q: Who likes beer of the root?

Mojo · #**418** 09-14-2003, 06:30 PM

A: Depends on the root. An oak-root, a maple-root, a root directory...

Q: Why do you get sick of a sandwich with tuna, syrup, catchup, vinegar, shaving cream and olives???

oddguy · #**419** 09-14-2003, 10:44 PM

A: Cus' it makes me sick in the first place!

Q: What is the name of the strange man who says, "Can you hear me now.......Good!"????

Abe's son · #**420** 09-14-2003, 11:05 PM

A. Bob the dancing yiddish clown.

Q. Why is my hero Videl Castiro?