Oddworld Bloopers -

speed the scrab · #**391** 05-19-2007, 03:32 PM

Nice one with the stranger's wrath pumpkin joke!

Btw thanks for the good comment!

OddjobAbe · #**392** 05-19-2007, 03:37 PM

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I'll give this a go but don't be judgemental

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AE weirdo's chamber: Weirdo 1: Abe you made it!
Abe: (whispering): I see dead people...
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Im sorry if they are not funny but it's the best I can think of for now
this is a first try so don't be too harsh please

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That one made me really laugh. Good work. All of them are good.

LadySlig · #**393** 05-19-2007, 05:23 PM

man these are funny!

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**394** 05-20-2007, 09:17 PM

These are all great! The Sixth Sense gag was funny!

Here's another attempt...

Scene: Good Ending with Gabbiar Can

Abe: Looks like there's a lot of eggs in that can... Think you can handle all those baby Gabbits?

Munch: *Does a double-take* 150 EGGS?! I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY 5! *starts hyperventalating*

Abe: Uh...

Munch: *passes out*

Abe: o.O *looks around* ... *starts to quietly sidestep away from the unconscious Gabbit*

LadySlig · #**395** 05-21-2007, 12:03 AM

Ahh, parents are so stressed!

Marvak · #**396** 05-21-2007, 12:23 AM

How adorable... I'd pass out If I had 150 kids too!

Creepy Doc · #**397** 05-21-2007, 04:29 AM

Haha, that's a great one, Reiji Neko Mitsukai!

Abraham Lure · #**398** 05-21-2007, 08:38 AM

That's a great blooper, Reiji Neko Mitsukai.

I have a new blooper:

Director: Okay, mudokuns, get in here!
Alf: (From inside door) we can't. Someone took our loinclothes!
(Abe is seen sniffing the loinclothes)
Director: 00;;
Abe: Mmm...smells of Febreeze...(Notices that he's been stared at) Uh oh...

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**399** 05-21-2007, 09:15 PM

I almost choked on my ice cream! Poor Abe!

Marvak · #**400** 05-22-2007, 01:34 AM

Lol clothsniffing! XD!

speed the scrab · #**401** 05-22-2007, 10:42 AM

AO: The boardroom
sligs come at abe from both sides
just as they are about to hit him abe ducks the sligs knock each other out
abe walks away whistling.

Dracula’s Ex · #**402** 05-23-2007, 02:43 AM

Ha, every time I try to play Abe now I think of these

Deaths Mistress · #**403** 05-23-2007, 03:24 AM

Too true.

made me laugh a LOT though!

speed the scrab · #**404** 05-29-2007, 12:50 PM

AO/E: random scene
abe is backed against a wall with a slig pointing his gun at him,
the slig pulls the trigger and a pole with a BANG sign comes out.

Creepy Doc · #**405** 05-29-2007, 06:55 PM

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AO: The boardroom
sligs come at abe from both sides
just as they are about to hit him abe ducks the sligs knock each other out
abe walks away whistling.

This one is so funny!

speed the scrab · #**406** 06-03-2007, 12:24 PM

Thanks CD!

AE: opening sequence
The train comes by and drops all bones in one carriage
(another rumble)
Abe: what's that?
turns round to see army of slogs running towards them...
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I know its bad but its just to keep the thread alive...

Matriar · #**407** 06-03-2007, 02:13 PM

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Scene: Good Ending with Gabbiar Can

Abe: Looks like there's a lot of eggs in that can... Think you can handle all those baby Gabbits?

Munch: *Does a double-take* 150 EGGS?! I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY 5! *starts hyperventalating*

Abe: Uh...

Munch: *passes out*

Abe: o.O *looks around* ... *starts to quietly sidestep away from the unconscious Gabbit*

Bwahahaa!!

speed the scrab · #**408** 06-12-2007, 11:29 AM

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That's a great blooper, Reiji Neko Mitsukai.

I have a new blooper:

Director: Okay, mudokuns, get in here!
Alf: (From inside door) we can't. Someone took our loinclothes!
(Abe is seen sniffing the loinclothes)
Director: 00;;
Abe: Mmm...smells of Febreeze...(Notices that he's been stared at) Uh oh...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
nice one there mate!

Matriar · #**409** 08-09-2007, 02:27 PM

Booty: "You Jerk! You broke my favorite rifle!"
Stranger: "......."
*turns around and whispers: "Eh, what do I have to say here again?"
Lanning: "Never liked guns!"
Stranger turns to Booty and says very serious: "Never liked runs!"

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Yeah... quite silly.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**410** 08-09-2007, 02:52 PM

Runs FTF, no one likes runs.....(Splatter)

I try.

Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee
Munch: (Watches Abe run screaming past and jump over explosives, then watches a whole horde of armoured big bros and sewer sloggies charge after him) OO!

(Massive explosion as they all run into the explosives)

Abe: (Wipes forehead) Phew, that was close... (Sees a bunch of mines around him and doesn't move) Eh oh.....

Stranger: Think am on th' wrong set....

Abe: (Panics) Don't move! There's mines everywhere!

Stranger: (Trips and lands face first on UXB)

Abe: YOU STUPID! -

Munch: (Hears distant explosion) Whooo, glad I wasn't near that! Hey, has anyone seen Abe? (Watches ambulance go past, sirens blaring)

Matriar · #**411** 08-09-2007, 03:00 PM

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Runs FTF, no one likes runs.....

What does FTF mean?

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**412** 08-09-2007, 03:01 PM

I'm just saying For The Fail instead of For The Win, because no one I know of likes getting runs.....

I wuv it when big tough people wook silly, yay humours.

alf's brother's mate · #**413** 08-26-2007, 07:58 AM

This one i made up on de spot so here goes

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Bad ending: AE

"PUMP IT UP!"
(Pump it, Black eyed peas comes on and slig+Abe start dancin) =)

Hulaabeo · #**414** 08-26-2007, 09:34 AM

Heres mine

AE Bad ending

"PUMP IT-*fly gets caught in throught* falls to ground.
BEEP

MO Good ending in the blimp

"Thats it your dead!"
The Mudoken misses the tackle and stumbles out of the blimp
BEEP

There not that good

Matriar · #**415** 08-27-2007, 12:05 AM

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MO Good ending in the blimp

"Thats it your dead!"
The Mudoken misses the tackle and stumbles out of the blimp
BEEP

This one was fun to imagine.

If I'd know how to make Flash movies, I'd probably take out a few bloopers of this thread and make a short movie about it.

mudling · #**416** 08-28-2007, 03:56 AM

lol, I'm not usually funny (well, at least not on purpose, I'm quite funny by accident lol)
but I'll try
(abe and munch are on the blimp, at the end of MO)
Abe: the thing is, when I usually get out of a place like that, it blows up!
Munch: don't worry, the fuzzles have their own plan!
*the ship suddenly explodes and begins to sink*
Abe: oops!

(the end of SW, when the damn explodes)
Grubs: STEEF STEEF STEEF
Grub leader: umm guys?
Grubs: STEEF STEEF STEEF
Grub leader: where's the steef?
Grubs: uh oh!
Grub leader: you mean, you thought he'd actually survive the fall, water, and the falling building after you destroyed the damn?
Grubs: ..... *silence*

scrab queen · #**417** 10-12-2007, 09:37 PM

Yes, I think it's definately time for an OWF related flash movie and media contest. If I knew how (and had the money) I would definately do it.

moxco · #**418** 10-13-2007, 09:34 PM

You just brought back an old thread!

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**419** 10-17-2007, 07:48 AM

XD

Stranger stared into the eyes of The Olden Steef. They were pale grey and colourless. His head was devoid of hair, and skin pink. His skin was in a bad state, his horns removed and his head shrivelled. He'd had the life sucked out of him by that oktigi. The savior looked on at the dying old steef, with pity and concern.

The steef coughed weak and dryly, like the riverbed had once been. He wheezed and looked up at the one who had saved his life, only for it to be taken away so shortly.
"Take care...Of my neopets..." He whispered. His eyes then closed, as he never breathed again.

Manco · #**420** 10-17-2007, 07:59 AM

Scene: AO Opening

Abe is walking along with the floor cleaner, and stops in front of the first sign. He tries to start walking again, but the floor cleaner stalls, then speeds off, and starts knocking things over (lights, crew etc.) and almost runs over Abe.

Lorne: Cut!

Not much good, I know...