...tomatos! Yes tomatos. They threw the tomatos at him and cussed George out in tapewormiean!(The languge of the tapeworms) Then they stepped on him over and over again until he was a pile of goo on the floor. SO then George...
was eaten by John the cow and never seen again to the joy of all star wars fans. Later at Johns mansion (remember that while inhabiting Michael Jacksons body he made a lot of money) He decided to order a call girl. She came over and he called her and then she left. Later...
...recovered at the local pound nights before because he had gotten drunk while parading around in a St. Bernard costume. He still likes fire hydrants and always lifts his hind leg to...
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...show the hydrant its butt! Anyway, Vlad did a very bad job at protecting John, cus later when he dressed up as a dog, he ripped of Johns head! So they arested Vlad, and JTCC 89came to live in JTCC 90's appartment, so he...
..smoked crack all the livelong day seeing as he knew his imminent death was unavoidable he figured he might as well have fun. Later that night he went to the bathroom. later than that he played catch with a dead goldfish named slippy pants. Still later he....
....lived. "Hmmmm, I thought I would've been killed off by now," John the clone cow #98 thought as he was writting a letter to Britney Spears. He then licked the envelope and accidently got a paper cut on his tounge. It then got infected really bad and swelled up to ten times it's normal size and....
...the papercut on his tounge ate him! He's gone now, bu nobody can find is tounge. Anyway, now that JTCC #89 was gone, JTCC #88 was now active. He decided that he hated everyone and...
..change his name to Monsieur Gabbito. He was very happy with his new name, and the incoming flow of snails (his favourite dish) to his fron door. He also liked...
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"In a lush world of diabolical danger where everyone wants to eat you, you're the skinny guy with no weapons." V8 Power. Only Milk & Juice Come In 2 Litres. Holden Special Vehicles: Australian performance cars (I own a Clubsport!)
...his pet poodle for eating. His life was happy, until fate decided that eve though he changed him name, he was a JTCC at heart. So Monsieur Gabbito was walking down the street, and was singing "Who let the dogs out" when he was...
I do apologise for that. It was not meant as a strike at your mother but it also isn't my place to bring up memories that you would rather not have brought up. Please forgive my ignorance.
...Alganon, Belvadeer, Porthos, Aramis, D'Artagnan and a really weird name which was...
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"In a lush world of diabolical danger where everyone wants to eat you, you're the skinny guy with no weapons." V8 Power. Only Milk & Juice Come In 2 Litres. Holden Special Vehicles: Australian performance cars (I own a Clubsport!)
Originally posted by old and not so tasty I do apologise for that. It was not meant as a strike at your mother but it also isn't my place to bring up memories that you would rather not have brought up. Please forgive my ignorance.
...sardine can! Oh no, there was no chance of escape. Wait a minute! He looked into his back pocket and found a...
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"In a lush world of diabolical danger where everyone wants to eat you, you're the skinny guy with no weapons." V8 Power. Only Milk & Juice Come In 2 Litres. Holden Special Vehicles: Australian performance cars (I own a Clubsport!)
.....lightsaber! He was so crammped in that sardine can though, he accidently cut himself in half when he turned it on. Then, John the clone cow #86.....
Then, John the clone cow #86.....