Stupid answers for stupid questions -

snuzi · #**361** 03-08-2007, 03:45 PM

A: Yes, but don't tell the history buffs that. They'll kill ya.

Q: Why do inmates have more luxuries than certain people?

OANST · #**362** 03-08-2007, 05:20 PM

A. If you call being told what to do and when to do it at all times, the threat of death and rape, lack of desired forms of sexual intercourse, and no freedom a luxurie than the answer to your question is Barnabus Collins.

Q. Does anyone on this forum other than me know who Barnabus Collins is? (Without looking him up, ya jackasses.)

looney-bin · #**363** 03-08-2007, 09:51 PM

A:Nope

Q:How can you get a supermodel to have sex with James Blunt?

moxco · #**364** 03-09-2007, 12:23 AM

A. you have to make him sing "Your beatiful"

Q. how many people vote for liberal?

snuzi · #**365** 03-09-2007, 12:37 PM

A: A bunch.

Q: Why is MoxCo.'s grammar so horrible?

looney-bin · #**366** 03-09-2007, 12:40 PM

A:Because he watches Bob the Builder and nothing else.

Q: Do you think Bowling for Columbine could have been better if they had a giant robotic duck?

Patrick Vykkers · #**367** 03-09-2007, 03:28 PM

A: No, making a leftist movie better would be like putting a little umbrella in a pile of dung
Q: Where does the "Revan was mindwiped" meme come from?

moxco · #**368** 03-09-2007, 05:16 PM

A. Ya mum
Q. 2+2=?

snuzi · #**369** 03-09-2007, 05:24 PM

A: |-2| x (12/2-4)

Q: Pepsi or Coca-Cola?

moxco · #**370** 03-09-2007, 05:26 PM

A. coca-pepsi
Q. 3.14159=?

snuzi · #**371** 03-09-2007, 05:27 PM

A: Pi.

Q; What's with all the math questions? Doing a homework assignment?

Arxryl · #**372** 03-09-2007, 05:52 PM

Me? No. Math's for dorks. Besides, blueberry pi is a lot cooler than that.

why, suddenly, do I get the feeling someone is reading this?

moxco · #**373** 03-09-2007, 07:13 PM

A. dont worry no one reading this.

Q. Can someone make a biography on Ernest Shkleton for me?

Arxryl · #**374** 03-11-2007, 05:47 PM

Ernest Shkleton? For you? Of course. Just meet me outside the flying-pig farm.

What if pigs could fly without the use or intervening of any human objects or man-made material?

snuzi · #**375** 03-11-2007, 06:29 PM

A: Then a tangent universe would unfold. You know, just like in Donnie Darko.

Q: What's eating Gilbert Grape?

Slaveless · #**376** 03-12-2007, 05:02 PM

That YouTube fanboy that always seems to bug caterpillers.

Was that stupid enough for yah?

snuzi · #**377** 03-12-2007, 10:15 PM

A: Yes sir, it certainly was.

Q: Why would someone in their right mind knock out a 100-year-old woman?

Alf Shall Rise · #**378** 03-13-2007, 11:34 AM

Well, if they did that, they would have a left mind.

How many times have you tried to touch the light?

moxco · #**379** 03-13-2007, 11:44 AM

A. more than you
Q. how many alf_shall_rise's does it take to change a light bulb?????????????

Alf Shall Rise · #**380** 03-13-2007, 11:46 AM

One, cuz there's only one alf_shall_rise in the world. Duh.

Is that red mark still there from when I slapped you?

moxco · #**381** 03-13-2007, 11:53 AM

A. No, becused you missed.
Q. rise shall Alf?

Alf Shall Rise · #**382** 03-13-2007, 12:05 PM

Siht yb naem uoy od tahw?

Can anyone read that?

moxco · #**383** 03-13-2007, 12:10 PM

A. Nac I sey.
Q. Is this a question?

Alf Shall Rise · #**384** 03-13-2007, 12:11 PM

Yes. Of course you're not smart enough to know that.

When will someone else post in this thread?

moxco · #**385** 03-13-2007, 12:13 PM

A. No
Q. Will Alf shall rise reply to this?

Alf Shall Rise · #**386** 03-13-2007, 12:18 PM

No, he won't.

Does anyone believe I won't reply to Moxco from now on?

moxco · #**387** 03-13-2007, 12:20 PM

a. Maybe.
q. does anyone belive i wont reply to Alf sall rise?

snuzi · #**388** 03-13-2007, 12:57 PM

A: Nope, because you enjoy spamming

Q: Frrrrrrrrrrunkus?

Alf Shall Rise · #**389** 03-13-2007, 01:27 PM

No, fungus.

Am I hated on this forum?

Paramite of War · #**390** 03-13-2007, 04:47 PM

Not by me you arn't

What did you get on your test?