Oddworld: Lulu's Oddysee

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Yah, the bio is okay.....But if he's not wearing a mask Vobos and many others are gonna puke. Mutant ratz, now theres an idea for fun....

[Patrick Vykkers]

He was/is, don't worry. A 7 cm one that would make Doctor Doom blush. And a snazzy trenchcoat.
IC:
Arrack looked around the room, his eyes darting and gazing at the Ratz in his empty cabin. This part of the city seemed to be just as run down as rumoured, which was perfect. The deeper one goes, the juicier the tidbits one can pick up. He reached inside his pants, extracting a wooden stake and stuffing it in his pocket. While keeping an eye on the old clock near the center of the ceiling, which indicated a time near the middle of the day, he pulled up the hood on his coat, hiding his quite standoutish mask in the darkness.

Arrack continued to sit and watch the Ratz fight amongst each other for a scrap of an unmentionable product made in the honour of the late Feeco VP Aslik, killed only a month ago, which happened to be quite the treat for their tastebuds. Finally, the train stopped, and Arrack uncaringly wrenched open the subway door, hopping out and slamming it even as it continued to roll on into the dark oblivion of the abandoned tracks. He landed on his ‘feet’.

Arrack looked around.
“First,” he thought, “I’ll need to find some room and board, or at least some place of rest and sanctuary. These Ratz can be mean, and I don’t want to stand out.. too much”
Arrack laughed to himself. Then, he snapped his fingers in self chidement, and walked down in a businesslike manner, eventually finding two Glukkons, one a female, the other bearing an uncanny resemblance to Lulu. He politely cleared his bloody, mucus filled throat and spoke;
“Hey, Buckteeth, do you and your GF know where I might get some room n’ board?"

[Slig 7665]

OOC: I'm back online bearly my laptop crashed and I've had to get it fixed so im using my psp instead so whats been happening?

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: Uhhh....Good question, I think Sejsk was looking for a hospital for Vobos.

IC
Lulu saw the slig wearing his thick mask. "Huh? Oh, she's not my girlfriend, I've just met her. There's a shop here, no one owns it, most of the people just borrow stuff."

[Patrick Vykkers]

IC: Arrack saw that the Luluk-alike had noticed his thick mask. He drew up the hood even further, making him look like a tramper or smuggler. He replied, once again talking in a street accent;
"Would this shop be a' offerin any room n' board, a crib, place to lay the day, eh?"

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: (Watches tumbleweeds blow by)Where'd everyody go?

IC
Lulu stared at Arrack, trying to translate what he said. "Uhhhh, well its got food, I suppose you could sleep on the counters in it..."
Howler noticed Arrack, and began barking and snarling.

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: Beats the hell out of me, it does.
IC:
Arrack noticed the Lulukalike was still staring at him. He decided to just drop the normal act and lowered his hood completely, leaving only his blood soaked throat covered by his turtleneck sweather. He noticed a bizarre maskless Slig acting like a Slog and barking and snarling hostily at him. It must be the disgusting smell of what lay underneath his mask. He looked again at the Lulukalike and replied to him in a friendly fashion;

"Nice pet. Sorry about him, I haven't washed my face in a while. I'll drop the slang, my friend. Thanks for telling me that. Where do you sleep? I could use somewhere to fall back on, just in case I got bitten by rabid Ratz or something and needed to nurse my wounds. Also, are you related to that Lulu guy?"

[dragonzardman]

OOC: were waiting for sejsx to respond

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: were waiting for sejsx to respond

Me too....I don't think Watermelody has been on in a while....Until then, while I'm gonna wait for Ilovehammy! to reply to Patrick and watch the tumbleweeds blow by....Gotta love them tumbleweeds...

[Zerox]

OOC; Maybe she's gone for now, just say something like "When she was too distracted by the Vykker, Doogem turned his attention to..." or summat, at least until she returns.

IC: Sejsx seemed to preoccupied to listen "I hope yooz find summat, ma'am, fer now, I gotz other prorities..." he walked over to the Slig and Glukkons, and listened in "Related to Lulu? This is Lu, in the flesh, bruv. If yer lookin' fer summwherez, that shop's abandoned, so jus' go in there and do whut yer like, if yer like. All sortsa junk in there..."

Brudda came over to the loud barking, seeing it was the Slig from earlier "What's yer problem? It's jus' a Slig. If it's that smell, I've smelt far worse, hardly odd at all or anything."

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC; Maybe she's gone for now, just say something like "When she was too distracted by the Vykker, Doogem turned his attention to..." or summat, at least until she returns.

And if she never ever comes back, I'll just do some godmoddling and say that she fell down a manhole until such time she comes back, lolz.....But srsly, if I don't see her posting in a week, I will...Dum dum dummmm!...

[Patrick Vykkers]

OOC: Arrack was talking to Lulu, not Star.

[strangerdanger92]

hey zozo
can i redo my character

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: Yah, I guess so, as long as it isn't an uber dramatic change where you'll have to edit your posts.

IC
Lulu edged away from the snarling Howler. "That's not my pet....Come to think of it, he smells like a sewer...." Lulu was about to answer the question but thought: if he told Arrack he was Lulu, and if Arrack had read the Daily Deception, he'd get beat up again.
"Uhhh....Maybe..." He answered with shifty glowing eyes.

Holwer snarled again. "Besides the awful smell, I smell blood..." He poed himself ready to launch at Arrack's throat. "And blood means food...."

[Patrick Vykkers]

Arrack listened to Lulukalike's reply and deduced by his reaction that he was Lulu in the flesh. He was about to speak and reply when he noticed the Slig-Slog was pouncing to attack. He spoke;
"Just a second. Jungle Boy here seems to be getting tetchy. I'll just get rid of him for ya."
Arrack spun around and tried to hit the Slig-Slog (Howler) with a spinning, metallic kick.

[WaterMelody]

OOC : NOT A MANHOLE!!!! D: ive been doing exams TT_TT

IC: Sejsx (who is safe from her demise of manhole-falling) saw salve turn back. Quick as a whip she ran to what looked like an abandoned appartment building. She deposited the vkyyer and intern out the front. "I'm sure there something that can help you in there" she said. "And you, Intern." she said sternly "Dont you DARE let him die". she then turned tail and galloped back to the group, just in time as she saw some dodgy work afoot. a new slig had arrived on the scene.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC : NOT A MANHOLE!!!! D: ive been doing exams TT_TT

Lolz, no godmoddling manhole for Sejsk then.

IC
(Outside abandoned corner shop)
Howler yelped as he was kicked back before attacking the slig. He rolled into a bin, before knocking it over and spilling rubbish on him. "...Ow." Lulu looked surprised then scared as Howler darted out from the rubbish.
"That's it stinky, I'm aiming right for your throat!" He barked in slog.
-
(In the abandoned apartment)
Panicking, Mike barged the door open into the dusty main room and brought the fitting Vobos inside. There he hauled him onto the bed and raked around the room for something that would help. Finding a shelve with books, he clumsily tried to grab one, knocking most of them off before grabbing a medical book. There he proceeded to read it fast, along with a book about chemicals, o see what could be done to help his vykker companion. Vobos lay still with blank eyes, not moving in the slightest.

[Zerox]

IC: Now the Slig that thoguht it was a Slog for whatever reason was attacking. He better stop it before more damage was done. He made a grab for it's tail.

Brudda tried to bark at Howler "Hey! Are you trying to get yourself killed!? Attacking people like that?"

[Patrick Vykkers]

Arrack saw the Slig-Slog and another one near him, and decided he needed to scare the living daylights out of them both. He placed his arm across both Lulu and his female companion's eyes then used the other arm to remove his mask, showing the monstrous sight of his face to the Slogs and cackling, bile spit, and blood flying out of his mouth as he roared like a mighty Scrab.

Waiting for their reaction, he put his mask back on and removed his arm from the Glukkon's eyes.

[IloveHammy!]

ic:

Star:

*Not quite sure of what just happened, stood there in a sort of shock, her glowing eyes wide*

*To Arrack,* "What did you just do?!"

ooc:

Sorry for short post you guys. It's been an extremely long day for me. I'm about to hit the hay!

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Holwer froze on the spot, his eyes as wide as saucers. His tail curled between his arms as he shot back to the sewers, yelping like a kicked sloggie.
"MOMIIIEEE!" He screamed in slog. "THERE'S A SCARY MONSTER IN THE STREET, MOMMY!" He shrieked whilst wetting himself as he crawled, leaving a smelly trail to the sewers.
Lulu looked around hopelessly. "Awww, come on, what was the surprise?!"
-
Vobos's eyes opened weakly as he babbled, looking slowly around the room. Mike had read enough to know the antidote. If he didn't get him it, he could suffer more braindamage. He ran back out to go to the shops to find the chemical he needed.

[dragonzardman]

IC: "origt ya all got two opptions; one ya all calm down an no one gets urt, or ya all carry on bein crazy and i strt shootin pills n needles dwn frm abov" Doogem said calmly.
OOC: whats going onnnnnnnnnnnnnn!?!

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

OOC: Well Mike and Vobos are in the abandoned apartment while Mike goes to the shop to look for an antidote for him, Arrack just scared Howler the slig who thinks he's a slog with his ugly face, and Lulu and Star were in a conversation with him I think.

[Patrick Vykkers]

IC:
Arrack watched the Slig Slog run away all the way to the sewers, barking as he went. He listened to Lulu's and his companion's stupified response to his actions and turned his head and replied;
"You don't want to know. Unless you do, in which case I advise you find a garbage can. Anyway, where do you sleep?"

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

(Outside the abandoned corner shop)
Lulu thought for a moment.
"I sleep in this alleyway near a bin with a bit of cardboard. You?"
Just then, Mike came running past and into the shop, looking for the antidote that would help Vobos's brain.

[Zerox]

IC: Brudda's attention was focused mainly downwards, but even then he was still repulsed by the Slig. He barked and leapt back, keeping his attention focused away, then the Slig put the mask back on. What on Odd had happened to the poor buggar?

Salve had seen some rough stuff before, but this was something else. The Slig could at least have warned him first...he quickly covered his eyes as he heard the crazy Slig howl and flee. He looked at the Slig when it had put his mask back on "Jeez, what happened to yo, mate? Dat's ruff"

[Patrick Vykkers]

IC:
Arrack turned to see a Big Bro Slig and a bizarre looking Intern near him resembling a servant of an old master of his. He turned to the Slig and said;
“I had an accident long ago.. it involved Slogs, GE vats, the disposer, a drunken doctor, an infection, and an anaemic Chronicler. I have to wear this thing within 50 metres of anyone who ain’t my dermatologist, a registered medic, or a family member. It’s 7 cm, I decided to be safe. It’s sort of uncomfortable, but you get used to it.”
Arrack then turned back to Lulu, and spoke to him for the last time;
“Well, it looks like I’ll be going for the shop route. See you round, Lulu.”
Arrack then turned to the Intern;
“Quite frankly, if I were you, I’d declare his case incurable. Inhabitants like him need serious help, at least if he’s the one making you look like something out of an X-rated freak show. Also, ditch the swimwear. It makes me violently ill and many other Inhabitants agree with me.”
Arrack paused, waiting for the Intern’s reaction.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Lulu watched as Mike shook violently. With an insult towards him and his companion and negativity about the situation Vobos was in, whilst Mike was worried for the guy, it made him furious. He stalked up to the slig with a face like thunder, unable to speak or mumble with his vocal cords, and stood posed ready to slap him.

Howler came crawling nervously back up the street, but as soon as he saw the slig, even though he had his mask on, he screamed and went crawling back at high speed.

[Patrick Vykkers]

Arrack saw the angry Intern posed to slap and repeated his previous routine, putting one arm across Lulu and Star's eyes and another to remove his mask. He cackled, spitting bile towards the Intern;
"Wanna slap this mother of ugly? Go ahead!"

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Mike froze on the spot before falling backwards in a faint. Vobos on the other hand, had wandered ut of the apartment and was standing beside Arrack. He put his hand on his shoulder before making a death rattle sound with his eyes rolled back.
"K'iiiiiiiiiiiiiii....."